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there are very few department stores in which you can have a comfortable overnight stay in. walmart technically is well supplied for a sleepover, but it’s actual interiority (the germs, messes, depressing tiled flooring, very warehouse-like arrangement) makes it hostile to the intimacy of a slumber party. ikea on the other hand? it’s like being in a series of miniature homes that have been stripped of walls and ceilings. the displays are segmented into rooms, but they’re still ensnared in a wider matrix of observable private spaces from wherever you’re standing. to have an ikea go from “a place to shop” to “a place to stay in” reveals the luxurious comfort of it’s delightfully cluttered landscape. those people who were stuck in that denmark ikea overnight are the only people on this earth who are getting raptured. the rest of us are going to hell.

Titanic.

onw to walmart but why does my mums car make it look like im outside-

So i was at the store buying normal stuff like a rope and a step stool and some knives. Then this guy comes up to me and says

"Hey there baby."

I replied "um yeah no im lesbain."

And he replies "well then help me pick up chicks."

And thats how i met my bestfriend

Walked my silly little clumsy ass into work tonight and broke a jar. One hour into my shift and I broke a glass jar... :|

I want to go home omfg

But I can't and they're making me work EXTRA fast. I can't keep up with the pace and they might fire me :p

Nobody Told Me This shit would suck so much

first job. walmart. sucks. I think i was mildly depressed before and maybe didn’t really notice; now i REALLY feel it. Ive been crying freaking rivers the past few days. especially before and after work. and its so hard to keep it mostly hidden. i felt guilty and useless before for not doing much with my time, but it hasnt really changed. im so tired and fucking upset. its so hard, but they tell me to be happy that im making so much for a place like walmart, i hate it. i never wanted to grow up and suffer, i just wanna feel okay. i wanna run away from all of this, maybe even disappear. this world is so painful. maybe im not cut out for all of this, i just wanna sleep

“Looking for someone more qualified”

How the fuck am  I not qualified enough for Walmart??!!?