Wear A Mask - Blog Posts

And now a special AC headcannon:

Advice from Altaïr

(Advice from Altaïr)

Altair was sitting on a comfy chair by the fire place, reading a book while drinking warm coffee by him.

Altair: *looks up at the reader* Hi, my name is Altair Lbn-La'Ahad and Welcome to Advice from me, Altair.

Altair: *takes a sip of his coffee* so, something tells me you didn't just scroll threw hundreds of other AC headcannons just to get to me... your probably here for images of Jacob without his shirt on or some of my other family tree memebers with out their shirts don't who know what....

Altair: so let's just make this quick... *clears throught* my advice for you is... WEAR. A. F***KING! MASK!!!!

Altair: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!!! YOUR GONNA GET PEOPLE SICK!!! *puts on a black mask with a white Syrian assassin's creed logo on it*

Altair: TO ALL THE KARENS OUT! WEAR A F***ING MASK!!! YOUR KILLING MORE PEOPLE THEN RANTING ABOUT MASK KILLING PEOPLE!!!

Altair: OH IM SORRY THAT THE MASK IS UNCOMFORTABLE! KAREN!!! BUT SOME OF US ARE TRYING!! TO STAY SAFE! THAT WAY WE CAN GET THIS WHOLE LOCK DOWN THING OVER WITH AND DONE SO WE CAN HAVE OUR OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES AGAIN!!!

Altair: *pants* *pants* *clears throat* ... that's all the time I have for you today, tune in next week where I give you advice about how to deal with Karens.

And this has been:

Advice with Altaïr

(Advice with Altaïr)

So ya I decided to make this a thing now... so ya, each week I'll post an Advice with Altaïr on here, cause I think everyone needs a bit of slice of life with Altair right?

So ya next week is another advice with Altair so stay tuned. 😎✌

Also sorry about it being a rant about mask safety.... I just hate online schooling... its boring.... ubisoft please don't sue me!

TLDW; Scientists are seeing a correlation between severe viral infections and development of neurodegenerative diseases (NDDs). Being vaccinated for the flu, shingles, and pneumonia appears to reduce the risk of developing Alzheimers and Parkinsons. We may get confirmation of severe infections causing NDDs in 10 to 15 years when we see the long term effects of COVID.

BTW, ironically the video above came out the same day that news hit that the meeting of the US board of advisers that decides on next winter's flu vaccine has been cancelled. So who knows if we'll have a vaccine for the flu in the US this fall. I'm left wondering how much suffering and death needs to occur before awareness grows that RFK Jr is a vile POS who is telling lies about his role in the Samoa measles outbreak of 2019 that killed 80 people most of whom were children.