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This is the best thing I’ve woken up to a while.
MJ: Hey don’t forget about Spider-idiot. Ned and I have split custody over him.
Ned: He’s an idiot white boy but we still love him.
Peter:
*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*
Wong: This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.
Stephen:
Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.
Tony:
You: *on the phone* Wong? I need your help! I-
Wong: is the Sanctum on fire?
You: …no?
Wong: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*
Wanda: well? what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
You: apparently it’s not an emergency
Stephen: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
Alternative Titles for Shang Chi
Shang Chi and the fellowship of the ten rings
Or
Wenwu and the legend of the ten cockrings
