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Yoneya: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Izumi by the lake.
Shun: ….. Why were you kissing him by the lake?
Yoneya: I caught a fish, I got excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.
Yoneya: Holy shit, there’s a wolf!
Izumi: Where?
Yoneya: No, the regular kind.
Yoneya: Miwa, are you seeing anyone?
Miwa, blushing: No, no, I’m not, why?
Yoneya: Because, you should really see a therapist or something.
Izumi: Have you asked him out yet?
Yoneya: Technically, no, but in my head, Miwa and I have three kids and a dog.
Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.
Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?
Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.