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“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”
But it’s Narcissa Black with Regulus Black. And Narcissa Malfoy with Draco Malfoy.
*The squad is over at Narcissa's house*
Lucius: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Narcissa: ... N-No...
Narcissa, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Lucius, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!
Bellatrix: I see a-
Narcissa, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Lucius: Oh, well I-
Narcissa: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Narcissa, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Regulus: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Severus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Narcissa: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Narcissa: I am a woman who owns four ovens...
Narcissa, louder and way too happy: I am a woman... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Narcissa: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Lily, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Narcissa:
Lucius: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Narcissa:
Narcissa, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Head Canons for the Slytherins in a little band
I imagine narcissa on the drums, sev as the singer, Lucius as lead guitar, Bellatrix as rhythm guitar (and when it's not need she does the keyboard) and Regulus as base. Also lily is their manager.
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They switch around if need.
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The others sometime sing a song and several other does small parts, when that happens
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Severus never play the drums, he doesn't like to play them and he's not that good at it
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The girls and Severus write the songs while reg and Lucius give suggestions (like what it could or should be about)
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The tend to write and sing about how they feel or things they experienced, a few songs they made just for fun like a joke a nice break from pouring their emotions out
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The name of their band is 'death eaters' (does it sound better as 'the death eaters' or give suggestions)
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If the song is about someone and don't want that person, they make sure the lyrics don't directly point that person out.though sometimes they don't care and decide to taunt that person in the song
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Some songs just one member writes and will make sure the others like it before they completely finish it (the others ALWAYS like it)
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They love each other like family and each of them have written a song for/about one another
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Because Severus usually doesn't have an instrument Lucius likes making up dances for Severus to do
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If sev is feeling extra he'll jump and dance on some of the tables, especially if the song is about someone, then he'll jump on that persons table and make sure to point that person out.
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Their outfits sorta match and always has something representing Slytherin
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Sev puts his hair up sometimes, he always has some in the front out so he still has a curtain of hair to hide behind
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Narcissa and Bellatrix are usually the ones to sing along with sev
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I'll post what I imagine their outfits looking like
I'm sorry but my mother took the laptop (where I do the writing) we have only the one and it's easiest for me to write on there, so I'm sorry for those who were waiting for chapter two of Severus Snape,Harry Potter and the annoying Gryffindors but you'll have to wait a little longer.
I'm going to post head canons of my Severus, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Regulus and Lucius band idea, I'm thinking of naming their band death eaters or the death eaters(for obvious reasons) let me know what you think and I'm sorry again.
Severus: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Narcissa: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Bellatrix: I ate it too-
Narcissa: See?
Bellatrix:: -On purpose...
Severus & Narcissa: ...What?
Severus: What goes up but never comes down?
Narcissa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
Narcissa: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
Severus: Where's Narcissa?
Bellatrix: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Bellatrix, shouting: Lucius sucks!
Narcissa, distantly: Lucius is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Bellatrix: Found her.
Severus: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Regulus: Is it about death?
Severus: No.
Bellatrix: Is it about drugs?
Lucius: Is it about sex?
Severus: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Regulus, Bellatrix, and Lucius:
Bellatrix: Hey Severus, Narcissa just broke my seashell lamp.
Severus: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.
Bellatrix: Okay, you win.
Narcissa: What did you two do?
Severus:
Regulus:
Narcissa: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Narcissa: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Narcissa: *crosses her arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
Narcissa: Hey Severus, do you have any hobbies?
Severus: Swimming..
Narcissa: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Severus: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
Narcissa: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Severus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?
Lucius: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Narcissa: You jump off a cliff.
Lucius: Gladly, provided Severus did first.
Severus: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Lucius: ... Your what?
Severus: My friends.
Regulus: Are he's saying “friends”?
Narcissa: I think he's being sarcastic.
Bellatrix: No, no, no, this is delirium, he cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Severus! All of your friends are in this room.