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16-year-old Bruce Wayne trying to be sneaky
Alfred: [stops by Bruce’s door because he hears talking] “who are you talking to?
Bruce: “uh, no one!” [shuffling noises]
Alfred: [closes his eyes and counts to 5] “I’m coming in, be decent”
Bruce: [laying in bed partially under the covers, he is shirtless] “hey Alfred”
Alfred: [raises an eyebrow at the obviously large lump under the blanket next to Bruce] “who is that?”
Bruce: “who? There’s no one here, Alfred”
Alfred: “that lump under your blanket, master Bruce. Is this what we’ve come to? Blatant lying and sneaking people in?”
Bruce: “no?”
Lump moves
Bruce: “this bed is very bouncy”
Alfred: [strides over to rip the blanket off]
Bruce: “Alfred wait, please I can explain-“
Alfred: [rips off blanket revealing a black lab who is happy panting. It’s tail immediately starts thumping at the reveal]
Bruce: “he’s my friend! and and I am already planning on rejoining him after I find the right person and I gave him a bath, he has a name, and uh, look this collar? I bought for him today. He even has a leash to go with it-oh! Look [gets up and grabs bandanna from nightstand] “he even has an outfit!”
Alfred: [slow blinks] “I was expecting a person, a girl or a lad”
Bruce: [freezes] “nono, no person or uh boys? Definitely no boys- uh um…”
Alfred: [staring at the dog in shock] “master Bruce, I will be completely honest with you I did not expect this”
Bruce: “I feel like your expectations were actually too high”
Alfred: “where did you get this dog, Bruce”
Bruce: [looking down] “I might have stolen him…”
Alfred: “I’m not going to even ask, I sure you had your reasons… please, just don’t do this again”
Bruce: “… if I were you I wouldn’t go in my bathroom then”
Cat suddenly meows loudly behind bathroom door
Alfred: [leaves the room]