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Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart
Wally: it shows
M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me
Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse
Zatanna: Pre-broth is an amazing stage, it's when you're most alert
Raquel: Good, 'cause someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
M'gann *drunk crying*: You don't even know ONE THING. I didn't even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and I didn't even do it ONCE.
Dick *drunk*: I'm like, an elephant, okay if I walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's, in there.
Kaldur *hammered*: baba-booey
Wally *drunk*: Turn this music down! 🎵Butts 'n boob 'n love 'n stuff 🎵
Wally:...
Wally: 🎵Macaroni salad~🎵
Artemis *drunk*: *Furiously speaking vietnamese*
Conner: *Dancing*
M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Zatanna: That's a cross
M'gann: Across from where?
Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer
Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich
Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can
Zatanna: Guys, my dad just admitted to being homophobic
Zatara: All I said is that I wouldn’t buy you an ice cream cone at McDonald’s
Zatanna: SAME THING!
Zatanna: What'cha doing?
Wally: Standing on the side of the road.
Zatanna: Fun
Zatanna: Oh my gosh, you're never going to believe this, there is this guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you.
Zatanna: I'm about to hit him
Wally: huh?
*Zatanna hits Wally with her car*
Connor: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Wally: What up?
Dick: Who dis be?
Zatanna: No, he's imprisoned in Doctor Fate helmet, this is his daughter
*During the Halloween episode s1*
Artemis: Wow Harm really hates us Zatanna
Zatanna: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic
Artemis:...
Artemis: But we're not gay Zatanna
Zatanna: We're not?!
Zatanna: I don't have a sad playlist...I have a playlist that makes me sad
Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops
Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone
Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?
Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*
Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*
Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE
Zatanna: Should I become a child psychologist? I mean I don't want kids to become as screwed up as me
Raquel: Maybe go to therapy and deal with your own problems first before you even try help others
Wally: Once a year, Zatanna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?
Zatanna: Clothes.
Wally: Treat yoself.
Zatanna: Fragrances.
Wally: Treat yoself.
Zatanna: Massages.
Wally: Treat yoself.
Zatanna: Mimosas.
Wally: Treat yoself.
Zatanna: Fine leather goods
Wally: Treat yoself!
Zatanna: It's the best day of the year.
Wally and Zatanna: It's the best day of the year!
When Artemis and Wally told the team they were dating
M'gann: Don't you dare hurt her
*The Team laughs*
Wally: I won't
Dick: don't laugh, she means it
Wally: I-i mean I won't
Kaldur: seriously Wally, don't hurt her
Wally: okay I'm not planning on hurting her
Rocket: you better not be
Wally:I'm not
Zatanna: Hey Wally, you best watch your self
Wally: why would any of you think I would hurt Artemis, you're all my friends too
Conner: Meh
Artemis: What I want is to stop wanting a man
Zatanna: Step 1 start liking women
Zatanna: Step 2 turn to your right
Zatanna: *winks*
Zatanna: Do you know how many basic bitches would KILL to have the same personality as me?
M'gann: As your best friend
Artemis: Zatanna is my best friend
M'gann:
M'gann: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND....
Funniest Members of the JLD
Doctor Fate: He’s a fucking helmet. Like yes there is a god in the helmet but it doesn’t change the fact that this is a helmet.
Deadman: Extremely accurate name. Also where are they finding all of these circus acrobats.
Frankenstein: He’s from a classic novel?? He has the blood of an alien king??? He defended London against Nazis?? He worked for Father Time, who is a Japanese schoolgirl???? What is with this man.
John Constantine: Lost his house and the leadership of the JLD to Zatanna (his ex) after killing her father. Snorted Santa’s bones. not a good person at all.
Zatanna: Put a spell on Constantine to try and force him to be good. Also her name is Zatanna Zatara. That’s just kinda odd.
Batman: WHY IS HE EVEN HERE