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Barty, Evan realised, was very spacey. And not like Pandora, who is more up in the clouds, her thoughts constantly floating from one place to the next. Barty, on the other hand, was more like, if there was nothing to keep his attention, he would drift off into nothingness. It's the only way Evan could describe it. If what was happening couldn't grab his attention, his eyes would drift to something off to the side, and it was like his mind went completely blank. It would take ages to get him out of them.

It hurt Evan to see that the older they got, the worse these episodes got. He was scared that one day, he'd just never be able to find Barty in those eyes again.

Need a runaway Hiccup au, where he runs away after the events of the first movie, riders and defenders of Berk. His entire village doesn't know about the whole Toothless thing and has been lying through his teeth for years, how he lost his leg, why he's always tired, why he is barely around.

He still has Stormfly, Hookfang, Meatlug, Barf and Belch they are like his highly coordinated/trained but still stupid and dumb as fuck ride or die gang, they just don't have riders.

He runs away and forms the Edge that slowly gets bigger as he stumbles upon Heather and befriends Dagur again. Also, Viggo survives his attempt of trying to sacrifice himself for Hiccup and joins the small, slightly batshit insane group.

Hiccup teaches Viggo on ways his tribe can thrive without having to harm or sell dragons.

So now Hiccup is leading this even more ragtag group, that is more or less just Viggo trying to keep his sanity while the others keep egging each other on.

The group that he ends up fighting with in the other 2 movies plus a few

No because if I was Viggo I’d ALSO be fucking pissed off?? Like you’re this mastermind dragon hunter that is running possibly the largest operation in the entire of the archipelago that is family owned and ran with your older brother with hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of henchmen to do your dirty work and whenever people even MENTION your name they get scared and you’re this big strong powerful dude in his like mid forties but then a group of mother fucking barely adult stupid ass kids show up and successfully threaten your entire business model? Everything was fine yesterday but then this gaggle of incompetent fools show up with their stupid reptiles and suddenly you’re in a war??? AND the fucking malnourished stick insect of a leader they have has the AUDACITY to steal an ancient relic off of one of your predecessors ships??? AND THEN THEY BLOW UP YOUR ONLY MODE OF LONG FORM TRANSPORTATION??? AND THEN THEY RELEASE A BUNCH OF YOUR STOCK AND SINK THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YOUR PROFITS BY SAVING THE DRAGONS YOU CAPTURED??? WHAT??? MOTHER FUCKER HAD EVERY SINGLE RIGHT TO START A WAR. HICCUP AND HIS STUPID ASS FRIENDS SHOWING UP AND JUST TANKING YOUR WHOLE ASS LIFE??? IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING KING PIN CRIMINAL EXPERT IN DRAGON TRADING AND YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE WAR TO A GLORIFIED WALKING EMBODIMENT OF AWKWARDNESS AND HIS 5 WEIRD LITTLE CREATURES HE TAKES AROUND WITH HIM. IMAGINE HAVING TO SIT THERE IN YOUR COOL ASS DRAGON HUNTER EVIL LAIRE AND PLAN HOW YOU WERE GONNA FIGHT OFF THE LITTLE RUNT OF BERK HEIR GUY THAT WON’T GIVE UP. IMAGINE?? FUCKING IMAGINE????

WHO WOULD NOT BE PISSED??? THAT MAN HAD A VERY EXTREMELY RATIONAL REACTION BECAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FOUNDATION OF HIS LIFE??? HIS ENTIRE CAREER GOT NOT JUST ENDED BUT FORCEFULLY FUCKING SLAMMED INTO A WALL OF CONCRETE AND CURB STOMPED BY A FUCKING STEAM ROLLER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. I mean sure yeah he put up the biggest fight of the century and did his whole ‘I’m gonna mess with your head until you go insane and just fuck off and leave me alone you stupid little annoying boy get a life,’ thing BUT STILL HICCUP WON THAT WAR AND THE AGE OF 18. EIGHT GOD DAMN TEEN.

Hiccup has been having trouble with his prosthetic so Astrid finds a way to help a little

Hiccup being dramatic AND buff Astrid (as she should be) because that is the best dynamic ever and I will fight to the death on it.

Ahhhhhhh, the Roman Empire, one step in the right direction for the gays but 20 steps in the wrong direction for healthy masculinity.

the face of a man preparing to give the performance of a lifetime as "fruity henchman":

mr mayo ily

(bonus under the cut)

the face of a man about to have his life ruined by the emmy award winning performance of "fruity henchman":

I think my favourite fuck you moment is when Howard Stark says in Captain America the First Avenger said that Hydra won't be attacking them with a pocket knife, and then Hydra and many, many other villans throughout the MCU proceed to attack with knives or types of blades multiple times. Like bitch they took that personally and said Imma fucking show you.

Southern Hemisphere witch 2025 dates:

January

💫 01 - Quadrantids Meteor Showers

🌕 14 - Full Buck Moon (Cancer)

🌑 29 - New Moon (Aquarius)

February

🌾 01 - Lughnasadh/Lammas (traditional)

🌕 12 - Full Sturgeon Moon (Leo)

🌑 28 - New Moon (Pisces)

March

🌕 14 - Full Corn Moon (Virgo)

🍁 20-21 - Mabon / Autumn Equinox (traditional)

🌑 29 - New Moon (Aries)

April

✨01 - Mercury Retrograde starts

🌕 13 - Full Hunter's Moon (Libra)

💫 16 - Lyrids Meteor Showers

💫 19 - Eta Aquariids Meteor Showers

✨25 - Mercury Retrograde ends

🌑 28 - New Moon (Taurus)

May

🎃 01 - Samhain (traditional)

🌕 13 - Full Beaver Moon (Scorpio)

🌑 27 - New Moon (Gemini)

June

🌕 11 - Full Cold Moon (Sagittarius)

❄️ 21 - Yule / Winter Solstice (traditional)

🌑 25 - New Moon (Cancer)

July

🌕 11 - Full Wolf Moon (Capricorn)

✨ 22 - Venus Retrograde starts

🌑 25 - New Moon (Leo)

August

🕯️ 01 - Imbolc (traditional)

🌕 09 - Full Snow Moon (Aquarius)

💫 17 - Perseids Meteor Showers

🌑 23 - New Moon (Virgo)

✨ 24 - Mercury Retrograde starts

September

✨ 15 - Mercury Retrograde ends

✨ 22 - Venus Retrograde ends

🌕 08 - Super Full Worm Moon (Pisces)

🌸 21-22 - Ostara/Vernal/Spring Equinox (traditional)

🌑 22 - New Moon (Libra)

October

💫 02 - Orionids Meteor Showers

🌕 07 - Super Full Pink Moon (Aries)

🌑 21 - New Moon (Scorpio)

🔥 31 - Beltane (traditional)

November

🌕 05 - Full Flower Moon (Taurus)

💫 06 - Leonids Meteor Showers

🌑 20 - New Moon (Sagittarius)

December

✨ 01 - Mars Retrograde starts

💫 04 - Geminids Meteor Showers

🌕 05 - Full Strawberry Moon (Gemini)

🌑 20 - New Moon (Capricorn)

✨20 - Mars Retrograde ends

☀️ 21 - Litha / Summer Solstice (traditional)

Sirius Black, the type of guy to give in to the impulse of opening the door of a fast-moving car.

JUST. JUST THE WAY SAM IS HOLDING AJ’S HAND THE ENTIRE TIME. THE ENTIRE TIME. THE WAY TOM IS HOLDING SAM. THE WAY THE VIDEO STARTS RIGHT WHEN LUKE HAD A HAND ON AJ’S HEAD. THE WAY LUKE CASUALLY FIDDLES WITH TOM’S EAR. SAMS HAND ON TOM’S KNEE. THE CAMERA CUTTING FROM WHEN LUKE HAD BEEN HUGGING AJ ON THE FIRST CUT. THE WAY THAT THEY’RE ALL SMILING AND HAPPY THE WHOLE TIME. NOT TO MENTION THAT ALL OF THEM ARE SMUSHED TOGETHER ON ONE COUCH. I- WHAT. I SIMPLY CAN NOT WHEN MEN *dies*

That feeling when your ceiling has collapsed and your dad is eating steak that has rubble in it and you ask if he's done anything to cause this and then he tells you some batshit insane stuff about cows and the roof and the door not being big and OH MY FUCKING GOD DID HE BUILD A CRANE???? and btw your uncle is there too chilling (bleeding out) (he was not meant to operate heavy machinery) (at least we now know why)

This ^^^

wolfstar always getting portrayed as remus being possessive of little tiny small waist sirius but it's actually the other way around. sirius stares at his malnourished lanky giant boyfriend and wants to pick him up throw him around pin him down etc

Do you have any weasley twins hcs to share asking for a friend

All I can think of at the moment was the elaborate plot that I had come up with ages ago.

After Fred dies, George closes the Joke shop because as much as he loved it, it was more of Fred's passion, and he knows Fred would want him to do something that he was passionate about. When Fred was alive, that was George's passion. It didn't matter what he was doing as long as he had Fred.

George goes off the grid and travels the world. He always wanted to travel. The off the grid part kind of just happened since after Fred's death, his family had honestly become suffocating. They had become overbearing.

Anyway, he's on the border of some counties, and it's snowing, where he meets a pair of identical twins (shocker) John and Robert who goes by Bobby. They sort of adopt him, and they run from the government together because Bobby's a werewolf and John's a vampire.

It brought up a lot of pain for George, but at the same time, it left him so confused. If he hadn't been told that John was helping Bobby run from the ministry, and must obviously care for him if he would willingly do that, he would think that these two hate each other. Their bickering sounded a lot more cruel than any of the sort that Fred and him had done.

In the past 45 minutes, they had been walking not once had they touched. Hell, 10 minutes in Fred and George would have been linked by the elbow and skipping along to a badly whistled tune, something that would get them smiles and eye rolls.

Fred had always been someone who gave so much affection without being prompted, so George didn't have to ask. It wasn't uncommon to find them passed out on the couch curled into one another, especially when they started working on their business.

John and Bobby taught George independence and being able to rely on yourself, which George hates to admit, but before then, he had no grasp on what independence was or what to do with it. He always had Fred to help him.

George, in turn, taught John and Bobby the importance of connection, of actually getting along and showing support, and it not just being something from the sidelines.

(Sorry if this isn't quite what you wanted 😅)

Hazbin Hotel x MHA

Specifically, if Touya died in the fire that caused all his burns and was sent to Hell.

He gets adopted by Vox and later by Val as well. And then, by extension, Velvette.

He switches between calling Vox, his name and Dad, and Val, his name and Papa. Vel calls him nephew all the time.

He becomes an Overlord. And runs a machinery and jewellery business that is just as popular as the rest of the Vee's (V's?) Stuff.

(My thought process was that since he has a fire quirk, he can melt stuff down, also all the staples that hold him together.)

Vox is a worry wort parent and wouldn't let Touya join in the fight against Heaven. (He also was terrified of losing him)

Angel Dust and Cherry Bomb are his ride or dies.

(As well as Denki, but that's a whole other thing to this Au that I'm not getting into. Let's focus on Touya)

All night benders and turf wars are his thing, but only if he is with friends.

Interrupts Angel's studio time a lot, "to see Val" and drag him away from his work for as long as he can so Angel gets a break for a bit.

The Actual backbone of the Vee's (V's?)

Models for Vel from time to time.

Val taught him how to manipulate smoke and uses it to decorate his coat.

He is the only one who can get Vox to update his systems before his body forces a shutdown.

Vox was forced into a shutdown once in front of Touya, and he swore never again because he felt like he had failed so badly to be a father to Touya with having been so weak infront of him. (1950's trauma, anyone?)

Smokes when he misses Val or wants to seem powerful and drinks whiskey when he misses Vox or is drinking in a professional setting.

Loves positive physical affection.

I'm sorry (not really) to all my favourite characters who have been put through the ringer either in their actual media or just because of my deranged little mind, your sacrifice is greatly appreciated.

Idk, but I have this headcanon that Lucifer, in all his time in hell, only owns one soul. That soul, being Sera's, who made the extermination deal with Lucifer. In exchange for the once a year slaughter of sinners, he gets her soul so Sera knows exactly what's on the line if Heaven breaks the contract.

I'm in a weird in-between faze where I haven't really picked a fandom to hyperfixate on for the next few months, so I'm sort of just smashing them all together and hoping something works.

New hyper fixation unlocked: four British men who play pretend games onstage for a living

sugar baby remus lupin x sugar daddy regulus black.

that's it. you're welcome.

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

Naked Remus Lupin riding the thiccc Quidditch-player thigh of a still clothed Regulus, leaving his pussy juices all over that expensive fabric. Begging so pretty to be allowed to cum.

Peter is for Remus what James is for Sirius thats all i have to say

I have this huge AU that will probably never be written, and it's also my brain being wack.

Moonwater always pretending and denying that Barty isn't their third, like they don't dominate the hell out of him in bed every other night, like Barty doesn't sit between them in the great hall, like Barty isn't asleep between them while Regulus and Remus read late into the night, like half the time Barty isn't sat in Regulus' lap during their classes.

It's a soft, toxic relationship because they never deny Barty affection (have kissed him in front of multiple people) they just deny that they are in a relationship with him.

don't misunderstand my "Remus is a whore" as a "Remus has can flirt" EVERYTHING is an accident, he's just THE pathetic dork and people around him are into it, he has never gotten a clue and that just makes him irresistible

Regulus has a special surprise for Remus on the anniversary of them getting together.

When he pulls his boyfriend into the common room, a bunch of Slytherins are there… waiting?

Regulus wraps around the confused older from behind, starting to slowly undress him, while the other students are hungrily watching.

„I know what a desperate whore you are, beloved. Remember when you confessed that one specific fantasy?“ He places a soft kiss on Remus‘ cheek. „Happy anniversary.“

Once the Gryffindor is naked, he is lead to one of the dark green leather couches and gently pushed down, before Regulus addresses the others in the room.

„You know the one, simple rule. His pussy belongs to me.“ Regulus says in a stern tone, then smirks. „Have fun.“

Remus can’t remember many details of what happened after that. It is a blur of cocks and stap-ons, girls sitting down on his face, forcing him to eat them out while someone else is fucking his ass. None of them undresses, only opening trousers and pulling down panties.

His hole is red, puffy and abused, filled with cum and lube. Dorcas is especially mean, using a cock with something akin to barbs and a knot.

He loves every second of it.

Whenever Remus feels overwhelmed, Regulus suddenly appears on his side, cooing, placing gentle kisses and softly whispering how good he is doing, what a perfect little toy he is and how proud he makes the raven.

Only after the last Slytherin is done Regulus steps up and opens his trousers.

Because they are not done yet.

The others watch on as Remus, already exhausted beyond comprehension and having blacked out once or twice for a few seconds, is fucked hard and deep by his lover. Making sounds none of them were able to draw out of him, and some are a bit jealous they didn’t get to even touch his pussy, let alone fuck it.

But Regulus has made it clear. That cunt belongs to nobody but him.

Once he is done, and he made sure to make him orgasm multiple times, filling Remus so so so good with his cum, Regulus picks his exhausted boyfriend up and carries him to his dorm and straight to the bathroom.

He is gentle while washing Remus, again telling him how perfect he was, but he can’t help himself and makes him peak three more times while scooping out all of the cum inside of him.

Afterwards he drags them to his bed, with Regulus softly massaging his beloved’s hips and back. Giving him a mild pain potion, because Remus loves being sore after a good fuck, and makes him drink two glasses of water, to make sure he stays hydrated.

They sleep tangled up with each other, touching wherever possible.

Everyone talks about how Remus could pull Regulus to the light side.

But can we consider Regulus pulling Remus to the dark side?

I mean, both are scared little pups that just want to be loved - perfect targets for a cult.

Creatures are (somewhat) accepted by Voldy, see Greyback, the alliances with the werewolves, giants, etc. While the current government is making their lives hell.

Really, the only problem would be that Remus loves his muggle mother, but Voldemort can be charming af, and Remus is a talented young wizard (that can also be weaponised during full moons).

The promise of a place where people know he is a werewolf and still accept him, where he has Regulus and the Slytherin Skittles… The promise of a world where he doesn’t have to feel hate simply bc he is a werewolf.

If taken in at a weak moment, it could have happened.

Me explaining a very intricate fact about a show to someone like I don't have an insane level obsession with it.