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the Vee's with an acrobatic person

summary: What the Vee's do, think, see with an acrobatic person on the V team

GN!Reader, this was thought out to be platonic

Word count: 1,162

warnings: Val, a bit suggestive (?), Val grabbing/touching you, mentions of Vals work, mostly just Val

Vox

it's definitely new. he's not used to walking into a person on the floor in a handstand and the splits, or hanging from the ceiling. you can do some interesting stuff, he's kind freaked out but finds it quite intriguing. Can get how some people are practically hypnotized by it, and that also plays in how you got in the team.

He saw one of your shows or something of you and got interested, and when he asked Velvette who you were, he found out you were quite popular, and powerful. He looked through his cameras and while he was stalking you, he found out more about you, and decided that if he could get the other Vee's on it, you could be a part of their team

when you first got used to working with the vee's it was weird, y'all are all different. Vox got used to you relatively quickly, and he would come visit you sometimes, mostly because of work and making sure you aren't doing things he doesn't want you too of course, but mostly using his cameras for that.

he probably thinks it hurts you most of the time, when you're stretching your body out and stuff, and thinks you're going to fall from the fabric you hang on. When he does think that he doesn't do anything about it, he just kind of looks away when your stretching, but if you're on the fabric he watches just to see if you fall. when and if you do fall, he will definitely laugh at you and probably won't ask if you're okay, most likely just going back to whatever he was saying after a bit.

if you walk around like on your hands and do tricks and stuff he finds it entertaining just to watch and go by, but tells you not to do it when important things are happening because of the image. mostly ignores you other than when he needs to.

Valentino

He's pretty used to it, he sees flexible people all day. Not all of them are like you though, that's why he likes you, and finds you interesting and a bit of a new thing to play with. So when he finds you doing your acrobatic stuff, he likes it and always watches it. You basically hypnotize him with it. Once he knew you a bit, he really wanted you on the team.

He was listening to Vox and Vel talking about you, and Vel showing photos of you. He wanted to be a part of this too, and see what got them so interested in someone like you. Once he saw the clips and photos he was interested too, very interested. He even asked one of his assistants to look you up to see if you have ever done something like he does, even if you haven't, he's still going to show you too it and offer you a job. he would be a fool not to try to get you in this business.

At first he was being chill about it, still talking to you and getting in your space but, not doing anything too weird, at least not for a bit. He got used to you quickly and showed you around his studio, and some of his sets. He also told you to come watch as he directed, he would keep asking you to come with him. He also wanted to show you off a bit, show how flexible and nice, and cute you are. After a while of that he asked you to go onto one of the sets, and then to work for him, and tried to persuade you that it would be good for you and the Vee's.

He finds it attractive when you stretch or hang and spin and stuff like that, and thinks you would be good on a pole... He likes watching you do your thing, sometimes filming you, but mostly just thinks that you would be a wonderful asset to his business, and to him. He really wants to get his hands on you to be honest, and he will sometimes grab you and touch your hips and stuff. If/when you get hurt or fall or something he immediately goes over to you and acts all sweet. if he's mad at you though he will just ignore you not even looking when you do something.

Likes when you walk around and do tricks, gives his day a bit of funniness in a way, and obviously he likes to show you off. He doesn't like it when you are doing something like that while he's trying to be serious. He does think you're good for his image though.

Velvette

She enjoys something new every once in a while, she likes the new thing that you bring to the group, and likes walking in on you doing your stuff, and the show you always put on. Whether you know it or not she loves that you joined the group. and is kind of hypnotized herself with it, at least she gives you more attention than the other Vee's.

When Vox asked who you were, she looked you up and was surprised at how popular you were and how good you were. And even looked you up after he told her too, also might've made a post or more about you. She also was pretty much stalking your account. When her and Vox were talking about it, she was pretty happy thinking about you joining the team.

She was used to you quicky, mostly because she's like that with really everyone. First thing she did was take you to her studio and pick you out an outfit. After that she showed you around and told you how she wanted things. She would visit you often, mostly to gossip and talk about drama and things.

She thinks what you do is actually quite impressive. She watches you from her phone, so shell look every few minutes. Most likely also taking photos of you too. She likes just seeing you do it, and it gets her views. She does think it hurts sometimes but doesn't question it. when you're hanging on the fabric she waits to hear if you fall, and when/if you do, she just looks up and if she sees that you might be hurt see might ask if she's feeling nice. If she's mad at you she won't acknowledge you at all, or will laugh at you.

If you do go walking around doing your tricks, she just films you and look at you for a second. She does like that she basically just has a way to get more likes in the moment, she doesn't mind usually, but when she wants you to not do it is mostly when she's mad and trying to be serious. Also finds it a bit funny how you just go around like that.

Extra: Velvette was designing outfits for you, but she didn't take into account that you need them to be flexible. that might be a change, but nothing she can't handle of course.

Hopefully I didn't miss anything I needed to add but tell me if I did (like tags) Also, Vel's part came to me easier than Vox or Val for some reason...

I freaking love it when they’re portrayed as these two toxic unstable gays that unofficially adopted a gen z teen 🤣😂

Idk why it’s just so funny to me!

I'm sure partnering with the two most petty, jealous, and obsessive men in hell for business totally doesn't affect Velvette's social life in the slightest. 😊

🤣🤣🤣

Since Velvette is a doll I like to think she can do that whenever she wants, and the other Vee's find it horribly creepy

Translation to Val's in spanish prayer (IN THE NAME OF THE SON THE FATHER AND YOUR WHORE MOTHEEEEEEEEER!!!!)

Hazbin Hotel x MHA

Specifically, if Touya died in the fire that caused all his burns and was sent to Hell.

He gets adopted by Vox and later by Val as well. And then, by extension, Velvette.

He switches between calling Vox, his name and Dad, and Val, his name and Papa. Vel calls him nephew all the time.

He becomes an Overlord. And runs a machinery and jewellery business that is just as popular as the rest of the Vee's (V's?) Stuff.

(My thought process was that since he has a fire quirk, he can melt stuff down, also all the staples that hold him together.)

Vox is a worry wort parent and wouldn't let Touya join in the fight against Heaven. (He also was terrified of losing him)

Angel Dust and Cherry Bomb are his ride or dies.

(As well as Denki, but that's a whole other thing to this Au that I'm not getting into. Let's focus on Touya)

All night benders and turf wars are his thing, but only if he is with friends.

Interrupts Angel's studio time a lot, "to see Val" and drag him away from his work for as long as he can so Angel gets a break for a bit.

The Actual backbone of the Vee's (V's?)

Models for Vel from time to time.

Val taught him how to manipulate smoke and uses it to decorate his coat.

He is the only one who can get Vox to update his systems before his body forces a shutdown.

Vox was forced into a shutdown once in front of Touya, and he swore never again because he felt like he had failed so badly to be a father to Touya with having been so weak infront of him. (1950's trauma, anyone?)

Smokes when he misses Val or wants to seem powerful and drinks whiskey when he misses Vox or is drinking in a professional setting.

Loves positive physical affection.

On a less serious note, Vox is an unrepentant simp and when all of Hell finds out Alastor was Eve, he is practically foaming at the mouth.

Vox, ecstatic: To think Alastor was the first woman! The mother of all humanity!

Valentino, teasing: To think Vox has a mommy kink.

Velvette, done with both of them: Says the man writing a B-movie script about Eve right now.

Eve Reincarnation!AU

*He/she/they pronouns for Eve

Eve was bored. Heaven's wonders could only entertain her for so long. And she was sick of the pity and condescension.

For all that Lucifer was damned to the hell he created for his actions, he at least had Lilith with him to bare the burden.

She was not so lucky. Adam would sooner die a second death than take accountability. And the angels regarded her alone with mixed pity and suspicion.

Adam thrived in heaven, but it stifled her like nothing else. Eternal peace was stagnant; she missed Earth and eagerly watched the planet and her descendents antics with curiosity.

It was her who first put forth the idea of reincarnation. But Sera, bewildered by her desire to leave heaven and wary of having her alive after her first fuckup (honestly, eat one fruit and they never let you forget it!), dismissed her.

It was just her luck that Adam, who ran his mouth faster than his brain could keep up, bragged about getting the Seraphim to agree to his yearly hell extermination where her request had been rejected.

And wasn't it just grand that it was supposed to be a secret? Wouldn't it be a shame for that to get out, right, Sera?

Her reincarnation request was approved. She was the first and only soul to be granted this. Per her request, heaven would be barred from viewing or interfering with her new life.

And it was wonderful! They had a new life, a new name, a new gender! And no one to hold them back and say 'remember the apple, Eve?'

Then they died. And back to heaven they went, unknowing of their past life as Eve. Until Sera accousted them before they'd even made it through the gate.

Sera conjured a glowing white apple and offered it to them. Their curiosity had followed them to this next life so they accepted and the Seraphim smiled sardonically and said, 'Welcome back Eve.'

But they. weren't. EVE! Not anymore. Or at least they were not JUST eve.

But being the only soul to reincarnate, the angels just didn't understand that. Nor would Sera care to, she allowed Adam and Eve's requests only if she could ignore the consequences.

The human who once was Eve, decided to reincarnate again. Anything to escape their dreary eternity in heaven.

And then he died. And Sera offered him the apple, said, 'Welcome back Eve' and on and on the cycle continued.

He tried to lead his next few lifetimes into sin, maybe in hell they'd get at least some of the excitement she'd loved from Earth.

She had no clue how she kept getting into heaven. Over the course of several different lives, they'd committed all sorts of sins. And yet it never stuck.

So they struck a deal, and in his next life, she finally got what she'd been craving.

Eternal Entertainment.

Welcome to hell, Alastor.

she's judging vox so hard

@dice-demons I finally drew him! I had some slight problems with his head cause I'm only used to drawing human features 😭 but I hope you like him :3

Some art

loomins new ref

I need Lucifer discovers bible fanfiction please 😂🥺

Multiple ways this could play out,

Bible fanfiction excited in Alastor's time and he teases or references it in some way

Or

The vees.

Doesn't matter which one, it would be quite in character for all three of 'em

drew em since Vox and vel are two of my favorites- so I felt the need to draw Val too :’] looks alr I think

Genderbent VoxVal!💕💕

I find the difference between my fem!Vox and fem!Val design to be hilarious. Valentina’s a drama queen if there ever was one ;)

Currently writing some fem!Voxval smut too👀 Let’s just hope I can bring myself to finish it.

Redesigned the Vees + Alastor bc I felt like it

Fun fact: Valentino is based on an actual spider

“I’m that #bitch” 😈❤️

She was so fun to draw 🥰

The real reason Velvette was at the Overlord meeting alone

I went down an mlp rabbit hole and now I want to draw all the Hazbin characters has mlp characters

I hope people actually like this because I really liked drawing them even tho I’m not the greatest at drawing ponies

The cutie marks

It really took the peak of my brain power to come up with cutie marks

I tried to make them the three different types of ponies but idk if moth really reads as Pegasus. He has wings. That’s good enough

This is inspired by @chaoticace2005 I said I would, so I did

⚠️Tw: Blood⚠️

Niffty almost ripped his wings off before Vox interfered 🤭

Bonus:

Husk took more damage because he refused to let Val lay a finger on Niffty even at his own expense.

I like to think husk acts as like a caring older brother to her

This took a really long time to draw. Please please please like it😭

Drawings I made while on my trip. I finally have my tablet back so I can continue making digital drawings!

Now, I hear what you’re probably not thinking. “But Cherry? You’ve been posting digital drawings every day!”

And to that I say, I draw a lot. I had 7 drawings saved up for my trip because I’m autistic and the idea of ruining my daily posting schedule again makes me want to cry.

Anyways. Enjoy these acoustic drawings. Electric art posts will resume tomorrow

Shout out to Niffty for existing. Easily one of the girls of all time

Also she’s really fun to draw

Feel free to skip Val’s dialog. He contributes nothing to society or this comic

I successfully made myself uncomfortable while writing for Val. His existence makes me sad.

Anyways, Velvette is so PRETTY!! 😫😤

This took SO FREAKING LONG TO DRAW!!!!

Anyways, Charlie is ready to fight Val in the first page. We all know why.

In the past 14 days I have drawn 35 drawings and all of them are hazbin hotel.

And 31/35 of them are huskerdust related

This show has taken over my life. I spend the majority of my waking hours drawing.

Someone please send help

*In the middle of a battle between Hotel crew and the Vees*

Charlie: okay.. I just need to calm down. We’re all trying our best. Just gotta ÇåŁm dØŵ— AAHH TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT!!!!! CAN’T YOU DUMBASSES DO ANYTHING RIGHT

Everyone: *gasps*

Vaggie: Charlie just calm down. Everyone trying their best—

Charlie: WELL WE CAN’T JUST ALWAYS RELAY ON GOOD INTENTIONS VAGGIE!!! Oh Cherri’s out of control but we can’t blame her BECAUSE SHE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS!!!

Angel dust: woah Charlie chill—

Charlie: OH OKAY DUUDDE!!! WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A COW MAANN!!! Hey here something you say to people on street instead trying to get into heaven ‘hey buddy got ANY ALCOHOL!!!

Angel dust: wow you are pissed

Nifty: ms. Charlie with all due respect, angel didn’t do anything.

Charlie: oh do I hear the sound of butting in, it gotta be little nifty, hell’s answer to a question THAT NO ONE ASKED!!!

Velvette: ha!

Charlie: what do we have here? The most useless of the Vees!! ALL THE SOULS YOU’VE GAINED WAS A BUNCH OF OVERZEALOUS INFLUENCERS!!!

Vox: oh man, influencers, I gotta write that down.

Charlie: oh yeah the tv, the only one of these bafoons that isn’t entertaining!!

Charlie *sees lute and a group exorcist angels*: AND AS FOR YOU!!! I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU OR WHY YOU’RE HERE BUT I KNOW YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!!!

Lute: um, I just got here. what’s happening??

Charlie*facing Val*: you stupid, ugly, hate-filled moth!!

Val: HEY!! I may be stupid, ugly, and hate-filled but I- um what was the fourth thing you said?

Alastor: why do I feel like I’m next

Charlie: *turns head 180 degrees towards Alastor*

Alastor *in mind*: I suddenly feel a wave of fear

Charlie: Alastor… you are the worst human being I have ever met.

Alastor: hey I got off pretty easy.

It's so fun to draw his screen!!! Might go on a vox drawing spree❤️🤭

Val and Vox Tickle Fight~

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Part 2 - Lee!Val x Ler!Vox

Ft: Velvette

It's been a couple of days since Val completely violated Vox. Vox has been thinking what the hell to do. Valentino has FOUR. ARMS. Val could EASILY slip one of his hands to tickle Vox instantly. Vox had trouble, so he went to his... friend for help.

"VELVETTE!!" Vox bardged into Velvette's office, making her jump

"AH-- Fuck Vox! What do ya want?!" Velevette yelled, slamming her hands on her desk

"Calm down. Anyway, you got handcuffs?"

Velvette blinked. "Handcuffs? What would you need handcuffs for?"

"Not important. Do you have any?"

"Pink fluffy handcuffs?"

"...Don't make it kinky." Vox growled a little, making Velvette snicker

"Alright, alright. Do you want the handcuffs to dig in or?.."

"Something like a pillow."

"Kinda like an ankle brand thing?"

"Sure."

"Kay..." Velevette opened a drawer and ramadged through the things inside it. Finally, she pulled one out. "Here." She tossed Vox the handcuffs, and he caught them with one hand perfectly.

"...Why do you even have these again?"

"No apparent reason. Why do you even need those?"

"No apparent reason. Have another pair?"

"Yeah." Velvette tossed him another pair, which hit him in the face

"OW!!"

"HAHA!!!" Velevette laughed. Vox just growled and picked up the handcuffs.

"Thanks, ya bastard." Vox scoffed and walked out, slamming the door behind him

M E A N W H I L E

Val was chilling on his couch, completely zoned out. Then, two hands covered his eyes

"WAH--" Val kinda screamed. "WHO THE FUCK--"

"Guess who~" Vox hummed. Val chuckled.

"I don't know~ Maybe a short TV man?~"

"I- That's just mean!>:(" Vox huffed.

"Yeah?~"

"Just close your eyes, you damn moth..."

"If you say so~" When Vox uncovered Val's eyes, Val closed em. Vox walked in front of Val and grabbed his upper arms, and handcuffed his wrists. And then grabbed his lower arms and handcuffed those wrists.

"...Should I be concerned Vox?" Val finally opened his eyes once he was handcuffed.

"Kinda..." Vox chuckled a bit.

"So... Val..."

"Hm?"

"Remember a couple of days ago where you absolutely violated me with your four damn hands?"

"Pfft, yeah, why?" Val chuckled a bit before his smile faded and his eyes widened. Val giggled nervously. "W-Wait... Vohox don't--"

"Wow, I'm not even touching you yet, and you're giggling!" Vox chuckled, raising his hands and wiggling his fingers teasingly.

"VAX--" Val voice cracked watching to back away, but his legs were numb

"I'm... gonna... getcha!" Vox scribbled his fingers all over Val's stomach.

"EEP-- Vohohox!! Nahahahaho!"

"Thank GOD I have you handcuffed right now~"

"You cheheheheheater!!"

"Me? Cheat? How dare you think that!~" Vox snickered. He moved one of his hands under his boyfriends thigh and SQUEEZED it gently.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! VOHOHOHOX-- VOHOHOX NOT THEHEHEHEHERE!!! OH MY GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAD!!"

"Tickle Tickle my little lee~"

"DOHOHOHON'T TEHEHEHEHEASE MEHEHEHEHE!!"

"Aww, no teases? Too bad!" Vox smirked and traced his finger along Val's side, making it worse.

"NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHO! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!!"

"Not there? Sheesh! Where do you want me to go than Val?~"

"NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO WHEHEHEHEEHERE!"

"But that's no fun~" Teased Vox, he then shot his hands to Valentinos upper underarms.

"VOHOHOHOHOHOHOX!!! FUHUHUHUCKING NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Val covered his blushy face with his cuffed upper hands.

"Aww~ look how cute you are! It's like you're BEGGING for me to tickle you~"

"VAAHAHAHAHAOX!!"

"Yessssss Val?~" Vox used one of his hands to poke at Val's waist

"SHIHIHIHIHIT!! NOOOOHOHOHOHO!"

"Yehehehehes!" Vox mocked having an evil glint in his eyes

"PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE! NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHORE!! I CAN'T TAHAHAHAHAHAKE IHIHIHIHIT!!" Val was pn the verge of tears at this point. Vox rolled his eyes and stopped tickling the poor moth

"Are you sorry?"

"Y-yehehes... holy fuhuhuck..." Val giggled breathlessly, taking in air.

"Good~!" Vox smiled and uncuffed Val's (4) wrists.

"Who... whohoho even gave you thohose?"

"Velevette."

"She is soooo dehead..." Val curled up a bit, wiping away the tears that were in his eyes

"Did I... go too far?" Vox tilted his TV head in slight concern.

"Nah..." Val chuckled and picked Vox up, placing him on his lap.

"Such a kinky bitch..." Vox's face flushed a bit.

"Yeah, yeah." Val rolled his eyes and planted a kiss on Vox's head

"Ohhh... everyone is gonna LOVE this!!" Was Velvette recording in the corner? Yes. Yes, she was. She was gonna humiliate them horribly online.

🩷End💙

In my head Reader was incredibly lazy by choice, now that they have nothing to lose after arriving in hell why not start a "business"?

Mafia Boss!Reader x The Vees

Is this indulgence? Yes. Do I still want you to hear me out? Yes, please and thank you.

I'm thinking about someone who's gonna stand up to them and be ballsy as hell about it. I'm thinking about Mafia Boss!Reader possibly being the 4th Vee. I want the Vees to go gaga over Reader. I want them drooling and shaking from how much they want Reader to be on their team.

The possibilities are ENDLESS for PLOT.

How they met you?

I'm thinking about Reader owning several bars where they exchange drugs and angelic weapons in private booths. Maybe the Vees smell out the competition and see you in all your intimidating glory. They watch you command peope and direct them which way to go with just a flick of a hand. They're curious.

Maybe you own a fighting ring? Meet Vox for promotional purposes. Meet Velvette for outfits for ring girls. Meet Valentino perhaps because he wants to hire some of your fighters for his porn studio.

Maybe you're a drug dealer too that specialises in new drugs that don't do much damage to the body and maybe even enhanced them in some way? Imagine Valentino wanting to get his hands on that and trying to make deals with you because he wants you on his line.

Weaponsmith?? Weapon's dealer?? Making custom weapons?? Offer protective services and bodyguard duties?? JUST WEAPONS.

Why do they want you and how would they feel about you?

I'm very sure that Valentino would drool over you. God the power you have? The intimidation? SO VERY SEXY FOR HIM. Trust that he's gonna be the mafia wife to your mafia boss. I'm sure he's gonna be head over heels over the idea of Mafia Boss!Reader being his guard dog of sorts.

Velvette? The OUTFIT INSPOS ARE ENDLESS. She's gonna make so much content and sell the idea that she's with someone so fucking strong so you don't get any fucking ideas with her and get cute. Plus, she's definitely gonna pull the "DO YOU KNOW WHO FUCK WE ARE" and the "DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING CLUE WHO I AM CONNECTED WITH"

Vox? He's gonna fucking like the pull you have and the fact that you have a lot of men that he can use to dispose of trash. His twink ass is shaking for you because you're THE BOSS (bend him over and spank him when he's being a brat). You're this big name with people on your beck and call. THE POWER YOU HAVE IS SO FUCKING HOT TO HIM BULLY HIM WITH IT STEP ON HIM

Will I write more? Probably :))

Spooktober Day 30 (Late)

Sorry this was late

Fell asleep waiting for Jared's submission and he didn't even have one

Anyway

Possessed Hazbin Hotel

Mine:

Different aus where Alastor manipulates a character into making a deal with him that gives him like partial possession of their body

Charlie: He made the deal to help her hotel grow and ended up using her to overthrow her dad and rule over hell

Angel Dust: He made a deal with Angel to help him escape Val and helped Angel fight back against Val....and then cannibalize him and everyone else in the studio

Sir Pentious: Alastor promised that he'd help Pentious get on the Vees level and use Pentious's machines to destroy hell and even killed Cherri Bomb

Vox: After a battle Alastor offered a deal to "help" Vox and used him to take out the other Vees and brainwash all of Hell

And finally zombie Cuphead:

Similar to the bad ending They become like zombies but instead of organs they eat souls

Ok then bye