I Was Definitely Not Built For Human Interaction I Was Built To Stare At Turkey Vultures Circle In The

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

you sink to the bottom of the mariana trench and i’m just sitting there cross legged with my laptop and headphones in

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

i don't care if monday's shit. tuesday wednesday suck my dick,

sometimes a girl just needs to be a fish for a while and maybe kill a couple people y'know?

your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all