Women & Bitches Love My Cavern

He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.

"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is a Groucho Marx level joke. pure vaudeville. it's semantically perfect, blisteringly fast, and completely efficient. just an unbelievable stroke of genius which was apparently a complete accident. you could tell this joke onstage at any period in history between probably 1500 and now and get a genuine guffaw

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

gives you a thumbs up and sparkle-like effects surround it and i get scared cus it never did that before

Nii-san, please refrain from such boorish behavior. I am attempting to cultivate a dark academia aesthetic in this mansion.

hey man i think your twink is disturbed. On a very deep fundamental and psychological level

In my defense your honor: tch. Like I'd ever tell you

naming my son hugh which is actually short for hughbris