You Should Be Writing Sonnets At The Club

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

i love characters who can be killed but won't stay dead. my poor little cockroach <3

Yo check it out your horoscope says you're turning into a tree tomorrow

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

hey so haha fun fact but. did you know that i'm not ready for this to end I'm not ready for you to leave I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*