Do You Think The Jack Of All Trades And The Master Of One Explored Each Others Bodies

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

Taste closed

yeah im over it *dies one thousand deaths*

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother