Sure, Boss, I’d Still Be Ya Henchman If You Was A Woim

took a nap and Came Back Wrong

billy fucking bonka dude??

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

its friday if i see any dissent i will be silencing it

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"