I'm Not Actually Mad I Just Like The Comedic Delivery Of Righteous But Pointless Anger

In my defense your honor: tch. Like I'd ever tell you

(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee

and if you have 6 or more legs you can of course scuttle

its friday if i see any dissent i will be silencing it

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies