A collection of the weirdest athletes in sports Minor | she/her | bi🏳️🌈 | Known as Jay
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It took some time but here are the Mikhail Shaidorov dating headcanons. Tell me if you want more of them.
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Mikhail Shaidorov dating headcanons.
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* You know how much he likes pandas so basically anytime you see anything panda themed you buy it for him. He’s whole room is just filled up with panda things.
* As nickname he will always call you “тәтті нәрсе” as nickname. It’s sweet thing in Kazakhstan (honestly idk it sounded cute and i feel like that fits pretty well)
* Every time he comes home with new stuffed animals it joins the collection of stuffed animals you two call your children.
* Gets you a Bouquet of flower every time he comes home from a competition. New flowers each time. They can never look the same.
* He’s like a little kid every time he gets excited (he always is like a little excited kid). He gets a good score? jumping up and down smiling. Had a good day? Dances around the living room. He’s always so happy.
* At those very very rare moments where he does get sad which basically never happens as he can be happy from just being at the ice rink but if he for examples got really bad results, he’s stressed and/or all his friends are also I’m not so great mood. At that times he’s a “suffer in silence” type even though it’s very obvious he’s upset. It’s just like his spark just isn’t there. Like a golden retriever walking with their head down. You would have to be very gentle and patient with him. He will open up and become very cuddly. He just want some peace.
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Thanks so much for the request. I am fully open for more or feedback on my latest posts. I don’t have anymore request so if you have anything you want please request.
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Love you all🩷🩷🩷
-Your Danish daydreamer💋💋💋
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I’m back with some Ilia Malinin dating headcanons. I tried my best trying to find out how I see his personality and this is the first time I tried so I hope you’ll like them.
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* Two words. Golden retriever.
* He’s love language is definitely quality time
* He gets so proud after every big jump he does you best believe he comes skating over to the side to ask you if you saw it.
* When he’s hair gets too long and gets in his eyes I feel like he would honestly Try to convince you to cut it yourself in stead of him going to a salon.
* If you do figure skating yourself he would love to just a random weekend go out and ive skate with you for hours. Even if you can ive skate I think he would like it. Then he has you close while he does the thing he loves.
* He will always beg you to come with him when he’s flying out for a competition even though he knows it’ll be a no.
* He’ll always take interest in what you like. Evening after training laying on the couch listening to you talk about all your latest interests no matter how unhinged they are. If he’s got extra time he’ll try researching a little about it just so he can give input when you’re talking and make you happy.
* I feel like he would come to you all excited to tell you about his new ideas for skating programs.
* If you’re planning on cooking dinner together get ready for you to do all the work while hes rapping for you feeling himself. It gets very dramatic.
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I hope you liked them. I would love for people to come with more requests for me to write.
I hope you have an amazing day🩷
BYEEEEE💋💋💋
-Your Danish daydreamer
Rio Nakata wins the silver medal at the 2024 Japanese National Championships with a clean free skate to Pirates of the Caribbean
Figure Skaters Supernatural!AU
Basically, what supernatural creatures different figure skaters would be based on vibes.
Ilia Malinin: Vampire (especially after that fs)
He would have bright red eyes that he is able to hide when in public.
He probably has some kind of mental power, like mind reading or weak mind control.
Isabeau Levito: Nature Fairy
She would most definitely have delicate, almost see-through wings that shimmer in the sunlight.
Her powers would centre around the growth of moss and ferns on the forest floor.
Alexandra Ignatova: Mermaid
Sasha would live somewhere in the deep ocean, where she would lure sailors into the water.
Her tail would be green at the top, blending into blue at the tip to help camouflage from the humans on the waters surface.
Jason Brown: Angel
I think he would have previously been a guardian angel, with massive white wings that gave him the freedom to fly wherever he wanted.
As he has grown up, the ends of his wings have become grey due to the stress of caring for idiots (other skaters).
If you want any other skaters with as a supernatural creature, then send a request, and I'll do a part 2 😊.
He's honestly so weird
Watch at 42 seconds when he rolls over, they were zoomed right in on his face during the stream so we didn’t get the see the very funny way he rolled over after the ending 😂
More Ilia Malinin headcanon because of ilia Malinin world domination. 🥰
Ilia Malinin Dating Headcannons
In honour of him winning the gpf
- Constantly convincing him to wear wife beater vests so you can stare at his arms and his muscles. And drooling over him when he performs with his arms bare.
- I feel like he would want to keep the relationship private, not secret. But one day, he turns up at a competition and suddenly has a wedding ring on, surprising everyone, and then just not confirming if you are actually married.
- Surprise hugs from behind when you're talking to someone - I just get the vibe that he's really clingy if you are around him.
- Coming off the last one, if you are a skater and are at the same comp, imagine you are doing different interviews but standing next to each other, and he grabs your hand to be closer to you.
- To wind down at night, Ilia lays his head on your chest, and you read to him whilst playing with his hair. This usually happens after a rough competition where he didn't win or didn't land all his quads perfectly.
- Showing him around your home country, or state if you're American, and sharing your culture with him. He seems to be really open to learning about different cultures and traditions in different countries.
I can get with the blue, but the grey/green mixed in doesn't look good
Ilia this outfit isn't an improvement over the fake hoodie
🕯️Ilia, Mikhail, and Yuma podium at the Grand Prix final 🕯️
🕯️Ilia, Mikhail, and Yuma podium at the Grand Prix final🕯️
🕯️Ilia, Mikhail, and Yuma podium at the Grand Prix final🕯️
🕯️Ilia, Mikhail, and Yuma podium at the Grand Prix final 🕯️
Yuma Kagiyama Dating Headcannons
- Such a cutie, his face lights up everything he sees you.
- Cuddlebug. Will cuddle or hug you anytime, anywhere. Buries his face into the crook of your neck.
- You are definitely the same height or taller than him. This leads to putting snacks on the top shelf, so he has to ask you for help and using his shoulder or head as an armrest.
- If, somehow, you are smaller than him, (me), he will LOVE it. Honestly, he loves resting his head on your shoulder when you're standing in front of him.
- Being his personal cheerleader at competitions by either hyping him up or just being beside him to calm his nerves.
- Since he can be quite shy, you speak up for him or join him in places he isn't familiar with.
Just a short one before I stress over the grand prix finals.
I don't know how I'm going to cope this weekend.
LUKE????
STOPPP THIS IS SO!!!!!!!
Grand Prix Final 2023: Gala Exhibition | Finale now where do we sign a petition to let skaters have fairy wings at every gala?
Please more ilia malinin eadcanons
- His parents adore you. I don't think you would be able to date him without them liking you.
- Not being able to function once you saw him in his "I'm not a vampire" outfit.
- Adds a bunch of NF songs to all your playlists and doesn't tell you.
- Date night consists of how to train your dragon movie marathon and as many snacks as humanly possible.
- If you have tattoos, he'll colour them in with markers to relax.
- Letting him pick your outfits cause he definitely has a better style than you.
- In an earlier post, I said Ilia would get you a necklace with QG on it. What if he grabs it to pull you in for a kiss. It's about as frisky as he gets in public.
ilia manilin 🥰 i need more head cannons PLEASE
More Ilia Malinin Dating Headcannons
- Supporting him at most of his competitions. If you can't make it, he will call or facetime you any chance he gets.
- Can we all agree that Ilia has the personality of a golden retriever who just gets excited every time he sees you.
- He would most definitely teach you basic Russian and then get flustered when you speak it to him.
- Please braid his hair. It's long enough, and Ilia would end up falling asleep in front of you.
- If he's tired after training, he will just lie on top of you, no matter if you're working or not, and expects all your attention to be on him.
- Will let you sit beside him when he livestreams, which he later regrets after you and chat gang up on him.
- Being best friends with Jun and Isabeau.
- His favourite way to hug you is from behind with his arms around your shoulders/neck.
- He's like 5 foot 8', so if you're the same height or taller, he gets so flustered when you use it to your advantage, like holding something out of his reach. If you're smaller than him, you will never hear the end of it, and he most definitely uses your shoulder or head as an armrest.
- You sometimes have to remind him to take out his contacts before he goes to sleep. And once you had to take his glasses off when he fell asleep with them on.
- You got him a toothless plushie for his birthday and he couldn't stop smiling the rest of the day.
just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list
Rules for requests
No NSFW, I am a minor and don't feel comfortable doing that.
No requests for people under 18. It feels weird writing for a child.
I can do headcannons for recent figure skaters, both male and female, but if you want to request someone from a while ago you can. It will just take me longer because of research.
Don't expect me to do your request right away cause I still go to school and it is coming into test season.
Skaters I will NOT write about:
- Daniel Grassl
- Shoma Uno
Ilia Malinin Dating Headcannons
Please be kind. It's my first time writing on tumblr.
- First of all, there is no way you are dating that man and not going on at least on skating date. If you don't know how to, he will gladly teach you. If you do, however, this man just fell in love all over again.
- Will speak Russian to you to make you flustered.
- If your first language isn't English, he'll start learning some phrases in your native language.
- I believe that Ilia gives some of the best cuddles, especially after he had training, and he just collapses on to your chest, making you unable to move.
- Gives you a gold necklace with QG on it for your first anniversary. Will get upset if you don't wear it to a competition as it became a lucky necklace for you both.
- Uses you to warm himself up after he's been on the ice for hours. With hugs ( not like that, you dirty minded weirdos).
It's quite short, but if you want to see any headcannons with some figure skaters, I would be happy to do them. Thanks.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
This is awesome.
Created by @fai_ryy on X
For FE fans - the race have put Jack Nicholls on their season review podcast. The man who was fired for sexual harassment.
Don’t give it clicks. Don’t listen. Don’t make them think we want abusive assholes like him around.
I would never condone watching F1 for free without subscribing to those expensive, corporate streaming sites that make millions from advertising other corporations.
And I would never condone clicking on this link to watch F1 pre-season testing and all the free practices, qualifying and races.
Don’t click on this link.
JOKES! Fuck that, free for all is what I say. No one should miss out on F1 because it’s expensive to watch.
Just to be clear…this is the link I am talking about. It streams F1 for free. FREE!
mclarenfe Bird 🤝 Barnard 🤝 Season 11. 🧡
oh to be standing in front of the statue of nike, goddess of victory, as an olympian..
Some of my favorite olympians from these games in Olympic ring colors
Léon Marchand-SWIMMING
Armand “Mondo” Duplantis-POLE VAULT
Kim Yeji-SHOOTING
Ilona Maher-RUGBY 7S
Takahashi Ran-VOLLEYBALL
(via meanboysclub)
Pato holding up his fire suit sleeves the way a lady would hold up her skirts while running through a field
brb, just removing every lovejoy song from my spotify playlists