(They/Them) "I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too."
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I am
A Very Sleepy boi
if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song
New cursed image:
the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go
Ah snap how about that pulsatory tinnitus with that bum-bum-bUM-BUM-BuM-BUm-bum
Where my mutuals with tinnitus at make some noise
Just, funny coincidence that someone was talking about setting something on fire and now apparently the world is burning. I don’t think I’ve ever had posts on a feed line up like this before, so this was neato.
Thank goodness I don’t have some omnipotent narrator following me around, documenting what I say and do. Yesterday and today I said some pretty stupid stuff.
ok PLEASE take this quiz that tells u how dark ur personality is that shit’s neat
generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got
[Your url but you change it with the following criterion:
Every “i” is replaced by “iii” Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it
sometimes self care is just saying ‘this person is a fucking idiot’ and exiting their blog instead of continuing to hate read their awful opinions on things
Pretty moon pretty moon pretty moon!
Yankee Candle x Litwick variations bc yeah?????
“For your own safety, never chase the bus.”
-Sticker on side of bus
So 1) I am a monster. 2) This is definitely the ASL equivalent of putting in random letters in google translate and laughing at how ridiculous the robotic voice sounds doing its best.
But guys... the hand... it beckons...
How am I supposed to do that?
At our public printers, it displays the names of all the documents you are trying to print off. Needless to say, I’m glad no one was nearby when I was trying to print my essay. I completely forgot it did that.
Also, there is a cactus on the brink of death in my room and I swear it’s not my fault, but I kind of saw this coming.
Crooked Teeth is my jam right now. Talking Bird is like going home. What Sarah Said is a guilty pleasure. I just have no words. This is the deepest, slowest, long-term betrayal I’ve ever experienced.
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These are all things that happened in the last hour and a half.
Person: Wow, F. Scott Fitzgerald doesn’t like commas.
Some Person: Does anyone know what the “F” stands for?
Other Person: F to pay respects.
[The letter “F” is immediately drawn on the chalkboard by two separate people, simultaneously.]
Some Person, unironically: Thank you, Satan.
“Satan”: With my title, you can guess this is not a christian minecraft server.
Many People, chanting: Sad! Gay! Robots! Sad! Gay! Robots!
A Person, quietly: Near, far...
All of Us, with volume and confidence: whereEVER YOU ARE
This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.
Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will
I’m not kidding when I say I just wrote a five page paper all in one sitting fueled by anger and spite. All of the research, gathering sources, and writing happened in one sitting spanning around five hours. It is intended to be an email and not an essay, so I gotta go and cut it back some, but still.
It is only my second week.
You know that one vine? The “What’s your favorite dinner food?” one? Yeah, my bus driver has a voice exactly like that. Anyways, so you know the hindenburg?
Ayyy, can someone please tell me to stop looking at ace discourse. I keep forgetting how much is sucks to read the hate.