(They/Them) "I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too."
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Someone get this boy there!!!!!!
I know I live in Kansas. I know the theater is like 3 ish hours away. But oh my God I want to see death cab for cutie
I’m seeing some folk reblog the ‘biological sex’ post with not-so-cool commentary - just a reminder that both Pangur and Grim dislike TERFs & will use their tiny paw-beans to merrily block ‘em
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
reblog this and tag the smallest fandom you’re in
Had a dream that I was washing my hands and the only visible difference between the bathroom and my real one is that we had a new bottle of soap that was purple instead of green.
Riveting.
Ah yes, the three sexes: MALE, FEMALE, and lkajshdflkajhsdf.
You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
Heckin’ <>
ILYSM
Good. At least one of us would’ve been competent.
if you entered sburb on 4/13 in 2009, how old would you have been at that time?
YOU CANT CONTROL ME
I have a curfew!
Younger Dog: Stands above you to be able to put front paws on your shoulder as she reaches around to lick your face. Presses the side of her mouth against your lips to let you know she wants kisses too. Will bark just because she wants to start something. She wants you to fight her. She takes it very seriously. Doesn’t like being carried. At. All.
Verdict: Good dog. Very sassy.
Older Dog: Combine a teddy bear + nosey neighborhood old woman + maternal energy and you have this dog in a nutshell. Defender of the fort. Too tired for this nonsense. Puppy at heart. Will lay on your stuff: clothes, electronics, etc. Will outsmart you to steal food within reach. Shreds wraping paper with the determination of a million sock-stealing puppies.
Verdict: Good dog. Good cuddler.
Darn right they ask how you sLeEp In JeAnS
WhAt
Ilysm
alignment based on sleepwear, tag urself
When I go (x_x) it will probably be because I choked on water, not gunna lie.
Hey uh... Sibster, why is the knufe in sepbember? Sibster.. what are you planning in sebtumber?
Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of the next year will be for you
My gender is:
No. No, thank you.
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
I didn’t realize I was asserting my dominance at a young age by riding that thing so many times in a row. Literally running after getting off the thing so I could get back in line to go again.
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
I can guarentee, for a fact, absolutely no one lives in Pennsylvania. You don’t have to double check me on this. Don’t try going to Pennsylvania. Don’t try looking it up. There’s no need. No one lives in Pennsylvania. In fact, scientists have yet to prove the existence of Pennsylvania.
Important to note! If you find that you do believe that “Pennsylvania” exists as a place, you might be affected with the very lethal disease nicknamed “Yinz”. Individuals affected by Yinz go through multiple stages as the disease progresses. Don’t lose hope; the final stage symptoms are very detectable! The infected individual will use the term “yinz” in casual conversation as a call for help as their mind is slowly overtaken by the pathogen. Contact yinz local physician if you suspect a loved one is affected by Yinz!
Me without boots: swift, elegant, only trips a little
Me with boots: indecisive, bonk, wait no, bonk, stomp stomp
sometimes even when ur doin good, ur still not doin so good and u keep making the same old mistakes even tho it feels like you should be past that. its normal; handling your problems in healthier ways doesnt necessarily mean they wont still be there to deal with, and having to deal with them doesnt mean youre failing to handle them.
youll face the same personal problems over and over again a hundred times in your life before you die, and the best you can hope for is that you’ll recognize it when it comes back around next time and be able to keep handling it well.
“Can you make a powerpoint in 30 minutes?” you wonder. “A fully researched presentation meant to last 30 minutes in length? The preparation, for such a presentation, you have done none?”
You fool. Even I do not know that answer. But hell if I’m not going to find out in a few minutes.
When it comes to 2019, can we just skip that year and dive straight into 2020? I want to make jokes about eyesight and celebrate the 100 year anniversary of women having the right to vote. I feel like 2019 is going to suck for everyone.
Man, you describe yourself as a tater tot one time and more than a week later, after spending two hours on a group project for lab, you start thinking, “Wow... I really am a tater tot. Tater tots get stale, but there are still some people who go for the crunch anyways.” Thank you for existing you stale tater tot consumers.
On a side note: I know at least one person who eats frozen tater tots. By that I mean the tots are still frozen when they enter the mouth orifice. By “at least one” I mean that there is no doubt in my mind that it is entirely possible for other people I know to be doing this. Only one person thus far has admitted their Strange Food HabitTM.
Heckin
Reblog if ur friends are the most beautiful and talented people u know