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Don’t worry too much about this, rat detector!! This is a phenomena (which I believe is called the red mirage) where it looks like republicans are going to win. This is because statistically, republicans are more prone to voting in the building and booths and such, whereas democrats are more prone to mailing in their ballots. This makes it look like republicans will win, but in reality, a lot of democrat votes haven’t been counted yet :3

I’m loosing so much faith in humanity rn.

This is different than the posts I usually make, but this is important. I haven’t posted in a while, and I know, but this needs to be said.

I walked into school today not knowing if I was going to live. I walked into school, and there was a kid with a weapon, targeting me. They found a note in his bag with my name on it and the name of one of my classmates. The reason why? I didn’t let him into a classroom during break after he called me slurs. Apparently, he has a history of harming people.

I’m terrified of going to school. I have been since we came back from COVID. And you want to know the real kicker? When I told the counsellor, my parents, my grandparents, they all told me to ‘get over it’ and ‘bad things happen’ and ‘I’m fine’. I feel crazy for thinking this is a big deal. I have to go to school tomorrow. He’ll be there tomorrow.

Please boost this. There’s something wrong with this world.

Bone spaghetti.

i agree

chocolate, crabs, sleep

not south park related but i remember sitting in church with my mtf friend (who didn’t know at the time) and we were talking about how we wished we could swap bodies.

i wonder why it took so long. it was right in my face

NAH DUDE I JUST SAW KENNY IRL

the greasy blonde hair, the orange parka, the weed. everything.

i swear i’m having a fever dream

TW FLASHING LIGHTS

ITS DONE! I had this idea for awhile since I played TFBW…enjoy this animatic! It took me 3 days lol

Watch on YouTube!

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traditional art is actually fun sometimes

I don’t understand why more people don’t headcanon stan as gender non-conforming. like i understand if you don’t want to, but remember that one episode where wendy and cartman both said they were trans and caused stan to have a gender identity problem. yes, there are multiple ways to interpret it. but i think it’s strange how we don’t interpret it as stan questioning his own gender identity.

Hey everyone!

I know I haven't been on here in a while, but I come with something that is really important to me, so I hope you can forgive me 💦 I adopted a dog from poland last year and got to know the woman who built her own shelter to save animals.

Aga started out working in a public shelter and conditions there were HORRIBLE. She took over it but they kept cutting funds, so at one point she decided to indebt herself to build her own shelter.

Now, she needs help keeping that shelter open

gofund.me/10086e61

It would mean the world to me if you could help in any way - sharing, liking, anything. ❤️

(Small warning for the link, in the middle of the page there is one image that’s a bite more explicit)

something i find interesting about the buddha box episode is the few tweek and craig moments that are shown in it. but ive seen so many tiktoks and fanfics that people made about these scenes where they really mischaracterize both of them and miss the point of the episode entirely.

in the scene where cartman is telling craig about the box, craig says this line:

“well, i have to admit, sometimes when me and tweek are together, it’s like he wants my atte-“

And then cartman cuts him off by putting the box back on. that was when craig got the idea to get a box for himself. now obviously craig shouldn’t be taking any kind of advice from cartman of all people, but he went along with it anyways so he could get away from his own issues.

now, this is where people mischaracterize craig by a lot. the point that the writers were trying to show is that craig also has anxiety. yes, he’s in a relationship with tweek, but he’s still his own person who has his own issues to deal with. his entire existence is does not revolve around dating tweek. but whenever i see people making creek angst with the buddha box episode, they characterize craig as someone who is being purposely malicious, and ignoring tweek because he hates him or something along those lines.

but as we can see in moments like the episode “put it down,” he does try his best. something that south park fans seem to forget is that a lot of the characters, including tweek and craig, are 4th graders. and little kids often times aren’t the best at communicating their feelings or what they need. in “put it down” the main plot is that tweek and craig are struggling with communication. tweek is having extreme anxiety from tweets that the president made, and instead of trying to just be there and comfort him, craigs approach is to be more logical. obviously, that wasn’t what tweek needed, but we can still see that craig does try his best to be there and help his boyfriend.

and in the fractured but whole game, we can also see that craigs kryptonite is communication.

he oftentimes is very blunt and logical, and isn’t good at communicating about his and other people’s feelings.

so, when cartman was telling him about the buddha box, craig didn’t see it as something malicious. he saw it was a way to try and forget about his own anxiety. was it a good idea? of course it wasn’t, but he’s often mischaracterized by a lot of fans for a mistake that he made in the relationship.

Some creek because I don’t think I’ve drawn creek before

Enjoy a new art style as well

i’m curious because i know a lot of my friends got into it for different reasons

Day 2 - First fight

I took this quite literally

I actually managed to finish the drawing for kyman week!

Day one - First Sight

I can’t draw little children for the life of me, so enjoy Cartman watching Kyle play basketball

In honour of his birthday, I wrote this:

i want a bisexual cartman who’s absolutely terrified of falling in love with anyone. After he broke up with Heidi, he swore off love. But then he started feelings attracted to Kyle. Then Butters. i want him freaking out because he has so many crushes. i want him have a mental breakdown because he’s scared of his feelings. i want kyle trying to help him and making it so much worse.

RIP all the gays who disappeared at exactly 12am today.

I won’t be able to participate in the first day of Kyman week on that day, but I’ll probably post both days the next day!

This is gonna be a little different from what I normally post. Today marks exactly one year from when Technoblade passed away, I think. I may not be in his community - or the Minecraft community as a whole - anymore, but I was. When he died is when I started to leave. Him and the others really helped me through what was, at the time, the worst mental health I had ever had. He put a smile on my face and made me laugh when I felt like everything was against me.

So I’ll never forget him, and I think that if people are still thinking about him, then he never truly dies. Like Tommy said in his new video, keep talking about him. Keep watching his videos. Because if his memory is alive, then he’s not gone.

Wow. That turned out really emotional and sad. Sorry.

This took me two day

More characters for my au!

Wendy as Athena: Athena is the goddess of wisdom and war. Athena is moral and strong, much like Wendy. Wendy is one of the most moral kids in my opinion and she beat Cartmans ass. 

Bebe as Aphrodite: Aphrodite is the goddess of love and beauty. Bebe caused a lot of problems when she started physically maturing in season 6 ep 10. In another episode, Bebe tries to get with Kyle using truth or dare. It may be a stretch, but I think it makes sense

Red as Artemis: Red is one of the more tomboyish girls in my opinion. I also see Artemis that way. Red is independent and more modest than most of the girls. In season 9 ep 7, when Jimmy says he wants to have sex with her, she gets incredibly disgusted and slaps him, something Artemis would definitely do.

Clyde as Ares: Clyde would be Ares because he acts all high and mighty when things are going his way (The List, season 11 ep 14), but is actually a crybaby (Cartmans Silly Hate Crime, season 4 ep 2). We see this behaviour in Ares often, especially during the Trojan War, when he goes out to battle and the second he gets hurt, he runs off to Zeus

If you have any suggestions then be sure to share them!

I don’t understand why so many people only ship style or kyman

It makes so much more sense to me that it’s a love triangle, and Kyle is stuck in the middle. Like both Stan and Cartman like Kyle, but Kyle is oblivious as fuck and doesn’t understand when they hit on him. I want it to end in heartbreak for all sides as Kyle doesn’t have romantic feelings for either of them. I want it to tear apart their friend group. I want Kenny getting to start hating Kyle because in his eyes, Kyle is the reason their friend group is splitting apart. I want Stan dating Wendy to make Kyle jealous. I want Cartman not knowing how to deal with his emotions. It’s bullshit that I don’t ever see this

Sometimes I think

I did another thing. Kyle in my au

This is for my greek mythology au, just the main 4:

Kyle as Poseidon: Poseidon is known to be moody and grumpy, which reminded me of Kyle. When Poseidon is in a good mood, he’ll be cooperative and helpful. I see Kyle that way. When Poseidon is in a bad mood, he’s destructive and aggressive. You can see that behaviour in Kyle during ‘The List’

Kenny as Hades: Hades is the god of the dead, and Kenny dies a lot. It’s not just that though, Hades is also courageous. That behaviour is exhibited by Kenny in the movie, when he sacrifices himself to save his friends.

Cartman as Zeus: Zeus is the leader, and I see Cartman as the leader of the m4. Zeus is definitely misogynistic/sexist, based on how the ‘punishment’ for humanity was making women (aka pandora).

Stan as Apollo: Apollo is shown to be passionate and beautiful. In the fanmade ‘Real List’ (taken from hints and other details from season 11 ep 14) Stan is shown to be number 3. Stan is also very passionate about many things, like demonstrated in season 9 ep 13

These are just my opinion, and I would love suggestions!

Update: I did it