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oh dear, I spend a lot, literally in this draw, but finally, it's here, hope you guys like it, I really want to draw mysterion and chaos, I love them, in a few days I will update a page of sketches of some superheroes so just be patient. love you guys, have a nice weekend
It Backfired
Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?
Timmy: Timmy.
Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!
Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.
Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.
Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.
Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-
Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*
Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.
Clyde: Dude.
Craig: What?
Clyde: Duuuude!
Craig: What!?
Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!
Craig: Okay...?
Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!
Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?
Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.
Clyde:
Craig:
Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?
Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.
Complicated
Tweek, visibly upset:
Token: Hey, what’s wrong?
Tweek: I miss Craig.
Token: Why don’t you call him?
Tweek: Because we’re fighting.
Token: Why are you fighting?
Tweek: Lack of communication.
Token: So, talk to him.
Tweek: No, he doesn’t call me first anymore, so I’m waiting until he does.
Token: Oh, okay.
*Tweek’s phone starts ringing*
Token: Look, it’s Craig-
Tweek: *declines call*
Token: Why did you do that!? He was calling you! Isn’t that what you wanted??
Tweek: I’m not ready to talk to him yet.
Token:
Token: WHAT!?
My favourites - South Park
I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!
Favourite kids:
5. Kenny
4. Stan
3. Craig
2. Jimmy
1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)
Favourite Adult:
Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)
Favourite Sibling:
Shelly
Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)
The Jeffersons
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Tweek vs. Craig
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Asspen
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Helen Keller! The Musical
Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)
Timmy 2000
Fourth Grade
Good Times With Weapons
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Krazy Kripples
It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)
Favourite Songs:
5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)
4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)
3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)
2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)
1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)
Favourite Game:
The Fractured But Whole
Bonus~
Favourite Ships:
Stanman (Stan x Cartman)
Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)
Creek (Craig x Tweek)
Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)
Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)
Pete x Michael
Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!
Jimmy Headcanon
Whenever Jimmy is arguing with someone over something - whether it be fact or opinion - he'll suggest getting a third party to see who is right and always gets Timmy because no one else can understand him.
Jimmy and Craig: *arguing about something*
Jimmy: L-let's ask Timmy and see w-what he th-thinks.
Jimmy, after getting Timmy to come over: What m-music is better to b-b-blast at a club? 80's music or 90's m-music?
Timmy: Timmy!
Jimmy, to a confused Craig: S-see? I t-told you 80's music is b-better for clubs
Bonus: usually Timmy agrees with the other person but nobody else knows
*after Craig leaves*
Timmy: Timmy? Jimmy! Ah, Timmy!
Jimmy: I kn-know you think the Sp-Sp-Spice Girls would make a club more kickass, b-but Craig d-doesn't need to know that.
Teenage Jyle Headcanons
- Kyle is a TOP and you can fight me on that
- Kyle asked Jimmy out to go see a movie and they were originally going to see a romantic movie because Kyle wanted to make a good impression on the first date but then Jimmy wanted to see an adult comedy so they went there instead and broke the ice.
- Jimmy is a short boi and his disability doesn't help that at all so he's almost a head shorter than Kyle and Kyle loves it
- Kyle blushes easily and due to his pale skin, it's way more obvious. This was definitely more of a problem before they were dating and when they first started as every little thing that Jimmy did made him blush. Especially smiling.
- The further they got in their relationship the more Jimmy would tease him about it
- Kyle never used to like braces on people, thinking that it made them look strange, but when he first saw Jimmy, that opinion ctrl alt deleted itself
- Kyle is the first person Jimmy has ever danced with. Like slow danced with. (Because obviously he's danced around a little bit with Timmy. Come on now. Imagine a happy Jimmy moving about as Timmy bounces in his wheelchair)
- The first time it happened was at a school dance. Kyle asked him to dance, but just as Jimmy was trying to let him down easy with the fact that he couldn't due to his legs and crutches, Kyle got him out of the crutches and picked him up and placed his feet on his own and held him close to support him.
- Due to using crutches and supporting his weight all the time, Jimmy has incredible upper-body strength.
- When they danced, Jimmy shocked the hell out of Kyle with it when he used Kyle's shoulders to lift him high enough to kiss him.
- Jimmy steals wears Kyle's hat and it bothers Kyle so much. But whenever he tries to take it back he can't because he likes seeing Jimmy wearing his stuff.
- Whenever it's really cold, Jimmy will open Kyle's jacket and snuggle in to get some of his body heat.
- Kyle secretly gushes to Kenny about Jimmy because he's the only one who will stand his blabbing.
- When Stan, Cartman, and Kenny tease Kyle for being hella gay, Jimmy joins in before giggling a lot from Kyle's reaction.
- Cartman has a new level of respect for Jimmy because of it
- Jimmy will defend Kyle from anyone if he thinks things are going to far, which embarrasses Kyle but he's grateful
- Jimmy has influenced Kyle to become more optimistic and is his calm space
- Kyle always goes to Jimmy's shows to support him and has yet to miss one. He cheers louder than anyone
- Kyle will fuck up anyone who tries to hurt Jimmy's feelings or judges him for being crippled or having a stutter, despite neither thing really affecting him
- They like PDA but don't go overboard with it because they don't want to make others uncomfortable. But they hug and kiss and hold hands
- Kyle always gets the door for Jimmy and carries him up stairs if the need be
- When they're walking, Jimmy felt bad for not being able to hold hands but Kyle linked arms with Jimmy instead and now that's how they roll
- Kyle has no problem waiting for Jimmy to finish a sentence and never interrupts him or tries to guess what he's saying and Jimmy is grateful for that.
- Neither gang has a problem with them dating and are really supportive and don't mind the other hanging out with them.
- They've gone on a few double dates with Craig and Tweek, where Craig and Kyle rant to each other about their lovers as Jimmy and Tweek talk about something completely unrelated.
- "Dude, I know what he's like. He's in my gang." - Craig
- "Yeah but does he (insert rant about cute/romantic/sexual things that Jimmy does)" - Kyle
- "...no. No he doesn't- why would he give me that look. Friends don't do that."
- They team up when they're super heroes and they tie Human Kite to FastPass to get him places faster, scaring the shit out of Human Kite.
- Kyle sleeps over at Jimmy's all the time and cuddles him while they sleep. He also leaves his shirt there for Jimmy to wear when he's lonely. Jimmy gave him a stuffed bear to hold whenever he was lonely, too.
- Jimmy told Kyle that whenever they get married, he didn't care how small/big the wedding was or who was a part of it or who showed up as long as Timmy was there as his best man.
- Neither will deny being gay or in a relationship with the other because they don't see it as something to be ashamed of.
- Both of their parents were originally against the idea of them being gay but once they saw just how happy they were and that they weren't going to end it, they became drastically more accepting.
BRO I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT IT WAS KENNYS BIRTHDAY so I remember I made this :3
Stan was diagnosed with Asperger’s which was combined with other stuff to become autism, he is canonically autistic. Anyways if you must know yes I was apart of the 2020 South Park fandom get over it
This comic has been my only source of comfort for the past few days. It’s messy, it’s a little strange, but i’m glad i made it.
( @0harpies does this make you feel ANYTHING bro. Because this either means I’m super sensitive or you’re just unnaturally chill with your own existence)
I think he's pretty neat
Edit: stop following me for this if you're expecting South Park coz I just draw my hero sorry
My art has been so infrequent and low quality this year
Do you see my vision?
Beastie Boys - (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) - 1986
Have some @southparkl4d doods cause yes
@southparkl4d more redraws cuz yes. SPOILER ALERT IF YOU STILL HAVEN'T SEEN THE NEWEST CHAPTER-
A wittle redraw From @southparkl4d 's comic 😙
my apologies if I'm bothering by tagging you, have a great day/night.
That'll be quite weird and might not necessary buuuuuuuttt.... I'd honestly like to see more art where Jimmy and Clyde look like twins :)
God, damnit.. I don't think this ship is a joke anymore-
J y l e ~
Pls South Park fandom consider transfem Kyle
Im begging pls
finally something i can stand behind
my job is to spread the once kenny orbit butters agenda
Dramatic kids roleplaying
Sort of based on this fic go check it out
one of my favourite things about the SP discord server: Uno bot was renamed Jon because someone's phone kept autocorrecting it
Ravel: *stabs ghastly*
Ghastly: ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve don’t this
now I just want to know how big the original spider was
friendly reminder that people canonically fuck spiders in the sp universe
I think he would've been if Skul and co never found him
Correct me if Im wrong ...
But isnt Fletcher technically a neoteric just like Nero?
The gap was gaping. It was a gaping gap
Could people drop some of their favourite inspirational/meaningful skulduggery pleasant quotes :)