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me and my bro!! <3

So sorry for using a ship tag but I need to find that one artist.

So, 2-5 years ago (My memory is a total mess) there was this kyman artist, i think they were a woman and they were definitely Russian.

They had such an amazing artstyle. I gotta find that artist.

Please send me all the Russian artists who drew fantasy kyman a lot, had a "softish" artstyle and drew a kyman comic with the following scenario:

Cartman: "He would never love me"

Stan or Kenny: "He does"

Kyle, coming through a fence door: "I do"

Which is based on a Russian drama.

I cannot find this artist, no matter how I search.

I also know that they used to have a Tumblr and Instagram. Maybe something else as well, but these two were there for sure.

Please help me.

I honestly have no idea what this movie would even be about, but Human Kite and the Coon in the Cupid Me movie :P  looks dramatic

I had the most dumb idea...

Tbw: mid-nsfw/sugestive

Is dinner ready?

Sorry the lazy background, lol

Wip of old men kyman living their life

Need to draw more of them just doing day to day stuff together.

Fem Kyman

I was testing stuff

Old men, living their life...

Some fem!Kyman sketches I made at 1-2 am last night

Plus some Kylie school doodles :)

Forgot to upload my favourite one from Kyman week so far. You can find all of my fics here

Chapters: 1/1

Word count: 3,094

Relationship: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman

No archive warnings apply, Teen and up audience

Summary:

Kyman week day 5: Sickfic

After Cartman falls asleep in the snow on Kyle’s lawn, Kyle is forced to save him and warm him up. Chicken broth gets served and reluctant confessions get shared

Yup, that is a mirror.

Kyman week day 6: Bodyswap

Summary:

Cartman wakes up in a body that does not belong to him. What does he do? Check it out.

Chapters: 1/1

Word count: 2,789

Relationship: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman

No archive warnings apply

General audience

Summary:

Kyman week day 1: Seven minutes in heaven

Alone in a dark closet with their enemy, Kyle and Cartman both find out just how many small details they’ve noticed about each other.

I think the prompt itself is pretty self explanatory

Kyman week day 2: Genderswap

I’ll be posting all my Kyman week stuff on my ao3 account! A short little 500 words fic based on this drawing is there! So make sure to check it out (and yesterday’s prompt) if you want to :)

@kymanweek

I just realised ALL of Cartman’s love interests were people (with qualities) he hates.

First off Wendy, who he clearly hates for several reasons ex. She stands up for herself and has strong opposing opinions (like Kyle...)

Then Heidi, who’s a bit of a hippy. Looking at her clothing style and the fact that she’s a vegan.

Finally Yentl who’s... well Jewish.

It’s clear that he loves his friends, even though they all have qualities he hates/teases them for. Poor, Hippy, Ginger Jew from Jersey. He’s shown to love the Jewish religion even though he’s antisemetic most of the time

That being said, maybe this 10 year old kid has a hard time distinguishing love and hate/is scared of his feelings.

Now, who does Eric Cartman despise most of all...? :)

Another favourite of mine: “Eric was a straight man himself. So comfortable in his sexuality even, that he could pretend to be gay, that he could dress up as a woman, that he could suck another man’s dick.”

“Calm your tits and dust out your vagina, I’m joking, [Kyle]” is probably the line I’m currently the most proud of in the Kyman fic I’m writing. Do with that what you will

“Calm your tits and dust out your vagina, I’m joking, [Kyle]” is probably the line I’m currently the most proud of in the Kyman fic I’m writing. Do with that what you will

NOW THIS JUST FURTHER PROVES MY POINT

Are we getting a Cartman depression arc or what? He’s been so defeated the whole season. Even in the episode when he was an ass it was because he felt lonely. And in the last ep (Credigree Weed St. Patrick’s day special) he seemed bored even when they schemed? Guess he’ll be joining Stan on the bad mental health at 10 YEARS OF AGE ride

Are we getting a Cartman depression arc or what? He’s been so defeated the whole season. Even in the episode when he was an ass it was because he felt lonely. And in the last ep (Credigree Weed St. Patrick’s day special) he seemed bored even when they schemed? Guess he’ll be joining Stan on the bad mental health at 10 YEARS OF AGE ride

!Kyle is NOT a slave in the first drawing (he is a scientist living in the present)!

These drawings are all based on a fanfiction that is not written by me

I want to thank @shortstackedkyman for writing the best fanfiction I’ve read in ages! I definitely recommend reading it. Egyptian Prince Eric has been the only thing on my mind since I finished it. I am not exaggerating when I tell you this dragged me back to my fascination with Egyptology

I don’t dare post this to tiktok, I’d loose all my followers

I love drawing in this South Park-inspired style, especially cartman, he’s so chonky

⚠️Warning⚠️ This fic contains kidnapping, blood, gore, knives, & torture! It is very dark!

Summary: Kyle starts to have thoughts about Cartman, and not the good kind...

This is very different from what I usually write, but it'd mean a lot to me if you checked it out!

Boom! Finished this a few days ago... it took me way too long!

Summary: Cartman convinces Kyle to take him to some abandoned tunnels with Stan and Kenny. They’re toured by a terrible guide in some not-so-safe halls and rooms. That leads to some private talks between Kyle and Eric. They argue, and, well, things happen.

I've been working on my second Kyman fic for a while now, and oh boy, it's going to be great...

Here's my sneak peek:

I know it's late, but... This is probably the only thing I'll do for Kyman Week

Summary: Kindergarten Cartman doesn't understand why Kyle hates him, so he decides to do some research on Kyle's feelings, not knowing he's hiding his own.

Kyman Week Day 4: Musical

"As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope

For who could ever learn to love a Beast?"

Something something I’ve been working on instead of putting attention at school jsjsbsjsjs

I’m responsible I swear 😭