famkoe
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Why can't pets just be immortal. I don't think i can handel another dog dying man:(
do you think he's their son
Maybe shawn is like an actual psychic.
I was just watching season 4 episode 5 "shawn gets the yips" and he just called lassie, who bended to pick up the Phone right as a shot fires at where his head was. Like that one phonecall saved his live. Why is noone talking about this!
one of my favourite things smosh has ever done is have amanda and angela watch spencer play resident evil
OMG. This is incredible!!! I think you may have read my mind.
quick little drabble based on @famkoe's prompt: the chief has reluctantly approved an undercover mission starring lassiter. Lassiter is determend to show how great he is at this. Shawn is Just confused about why lassie Just walked into his favourite gay bar.(shassie)
Sean was two drinks in on the dance floor. His shirt had mysteriously unbuttoned itself and the DJ was halfway through [music]. And the edges of his world were starting to get fuzzy just the way he likes them.
gus had refused to come tonight on account of "there are never any girls at that place"to which Sean pointed out
"Gus, don't be a limp piece of confetti in the morning after a birthday party. that's the point buddy. no girls just men. And some boys. A fair few lads as well. Come on. We see girls all the time. "
unfortunately, Sean had lost that argument, and so it was forced to face the gay club alone. :(. he was working to rectify that situation, settling up to a taller man With an umbrella in his cup, when something caught Sean's eye.
He tilted his head and squinted – inwardly smiling at what Gus's reaction would've been – and focused on the shoes he could just make out from behind a throng of people across the bar.
he recognized those dark brown men's casual loafers from somewhere. Flipping for his memory, he realized they were the same shoes Lassie have been wearing that day at the police station.
Sean abruptly left the conversation he had been half paying attention to holding up a finger in the direction of tight pants. he hurried over to the crowd of people and yes. It was detective Carlton Lassiter.
well, Carlton Lassiter yes. Detective? Sean had never seen a detective wearing nothing but a tight green mesh top and Jean shorts with a bandanna in both back pockets. Lassie's back was pressed up against a bar, overwhelmed by the five men all crowding around him, trying to buy him drinks. Sean grabbed his elbow and said loudly "come on Ted. Let's get you home. " And turn it to the nearest bathroom.
when they reached the men's room shawn pulled carlton through the door as 2 other men stumbled out, far more inebriated that shawn was.
"spencer what the hell are you doing here? i won't have you blowing my cover just because the chief wouldn't put you on the bone street case." lassie hissed at him while checking under the stall doors for eves-droppers
"bone street? blow your cover? lassie i was just dancing when i saw those horrible shoes, i mean, seriously man, who wears boat shoes to a night out? don't answer that i have a better question, how did it work?? those twinks were crawling all over you maybe i should dress like it's my uncle's wedding next time"
"they're not boat shoes spencer they're men's casual shoes. they go with any outfit even..." lassiter looked down and looped a finger around a black and gold string of his shirt "this thing" he finished
shawn looked down at the taller man's shirt, unable to stop staring at the waves of salt and pepper hair tangled in the tight garment
"shawn!" he yelled. shawn looked up, getting the feeling his name had been said several times.
just then a knock came at the door and the two made eye contact, lassiter determined and shawn mischievous.
before the detective could say anything shawn said
"lassie do you trust me?"
"no."
"well, you can't be hiding a gun in those shorts and we're on my turf so just follow my lead" he said quickly as the door handle turned
"i- what? sha-" lassiter spluttered as shawn stood on his tiptoes to meet his lips
as their mouths touched shawn pushed him to the wall, one hand up by his face, pinning him in and the other slipped underneath the waistband of the jean shorts by carlton's hip.
shawn broke the kiss for a split second as the door was opening to hiss "hands on my ass big boy"
carlton complied, not entirely sure if he liked being called a big boy but the zing that went through his body as he awkwardly grabbed shawn's but was undeniable.
through the rushing in his ears lassiter could hear a quiet chuckle from the door way and a man say "i'll just use the ladies' then" before the door closed
expecting shawn to stop he put his hands down, but instead shawn's teeth moved lower to meet his ear. in a moment he would deny later, carlton closed his eyes, waiting for shawn to kiss his neck, but instead shawn whispered in a jovial and seductive tone "by the way, ted, the guy in the with the orange shirt who was trying to buy you a whiskey killed that girl two weeks ago. you might want to bring him in for questioning" before walking out the door and back onto the dance floor, leaving carlton reeling
Is anyone else struggeling with their parents pressuring them to do a specific study? Like my parents are dead set on making me be a docter and are even coming up with shit like: well i am gonna pay so i get to choose.
Guys i'm back. Are the residents still evil?
- said by someone in re9 probably
Indead. The whole episode hurteded
Damn Bobby
that hurted
The only things that shawn mentioned that i remember were tears for fears and maroon 5.
what kind of music would the gang listen to?
(specifically shawn cause i need it for a fic but also anyone else)
Juliet is stronger than me fr, i would have broken up with shawn after this shit.
I distinctly remeber judging abigail hardcore after she met up with henry after shawn told her not to. Then he turns around and does this shit.
Its alright. Still love him though.
Gus is the only man ever🫶
Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.
I present to you: my simp album. It is missing a couple pictures of hugh dancy but you get the jist.
Autistic dad(bobby) and adhd son(buck)
Also exposing myself as 911 Stan.
i’ve seen too many people only headcanon buck as being autistic when bobby — who has the most autistic gaze i have ever seen in my life — is right there, hyperfocusing on the right amount of cocoa powder to add to his recipe
There you have some bgg
Fic prompt: shawn thought it was an exaggeration when he was told their was a list of criminals waiting to murder him if they ever got Out of jail. When one of those criminals posts bail he wil find Out Just how serious he situation is. (Angst)
Fic prompt: when jules' college boyfriend comes back, expecting jules' still be waiting for him. Shawn must secure his place in his girlfriends life, before the chance is taken from him.(shules)
Fic prompt: when Madeline comes to town to spend time with her future daughter in law, shawn and henry have a serious talk about the pasts and the future.(shules)
Fic prompt: the chief has reluctantly approved an undercover mission starring lassiter. Lassiter is determend to show how great he is at this. Shawn is Just confused about why lassie Just walked into his favourite gay bar.(shassie)
Excuse my blatant ignorance of grammer. No one thaught me english
I can’t write psych fanfic bc I just don’t have the correct voices in my head (not like that) but I do have ideas. Thinking of sharing them with the world in hopes that someone else will write it for me
Update: i have bought us matching pineapple earings. She has yet to wear them.
Me and my bff always argue about who is shawn and who is gus in oir friendship. It usually goes like this:
Her: what if i said i had to work tomorrow
Me: Then i would be all alone:(
Her: it would be like leaving gus alone without shawn.
Me: you mean shawn without gus.
Her: said the liar.
Me: not.
How do you do tumbler?!?! I have not yet learned all its allmigjty secrets. I Just have a bad sleep rythm. And no sense for grammar.
I have 2 chickens. They are named, blondy and nugget. I used to have 4 chickens. I will not share the story. Thank you for ur time
I would once again like to profess my love to you.
You are a gem and exactly what this fandom needs.
I should start a fan account about you.
blatant falsehood but go off
I have now thought of lassie as deadpool and i'm going insane
Just think about it. We have never seen shawn and spiderman in the same room. Ya feel me?!?
Just think about it. We have never seen shawn and spiderman in the same room. Ya feel me?!?
What was i on?!?!?
Translation: zom-b apocalyps but with ostriches
Me and my bff always argue about who is shawn and who is gus in oir friendship. It usually goes like this:
Her: what if i said i had to work tomorrow
Me: Then i would be all alone:(
Her: it would be like leaving gus alone without shawn.
Me: you mean shawn without gus.
Her: said the liar.
Me: not.
Having gay sex would have solved half their issues i think
If I had to describe psych to someone, I'd tell them that it's a show about a dude, who's just a guy, that happens to be scamming his local police department, meanwhile having sexual tension with everyone around him; namely, one Carlton Lassiter
I read a fic where he just passes the duck Out becaus he was at a hat convention with gus.
It was epic
Shawn Spencer walks into a room full of people wearing hats and takes instant psychic damage
This moment has actually become the fundamentals of my soul. You don't even wanna know
Psych 1x15 (2/2)
They are 2 geniusses who make a conscious decision to be idiots
I like to believe that Gus is a full blown 300 IQ genius because then there'd be a rational explanation to his character conveniently spurting the relevant hyper-specific fact of the moment and he befriended Shawn because game recognises game, Shawn was the only one who could challenge him. Gus is tidy genius and Shawn is chaotic genius.