Burton Guster - Blog Posts

The only things that shawn mentioned that i remember were tears for fears and maroon 5.

what kind of music would the gang listen to?

(specifically shawn cause i need it for a fic but also anyone else)

Gus is the only man ever🫶

Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.

Update: i have bought us matching pineapple earings. She has yet to wear them.

Me and my bff always argue about who is shawn and who is gus in oir friendship. It usually goes like this:

Her: what if i said i had to work tomorrow

Me: Then i would be all alone:(

Her: it would be like leaving gus alone without shawn.

Me: you mean shawn without gus.

Her: said the liar.

Me: not.

I would once again like to profess my love to you.

You are a gem and exactly what this fandom needs.

I should start a fan account about you.

blatant falsehood but go off

Me and my bff always argue about who is shawn and who is gus in oir friendship. It usually goes like this:

Her: what if i said i had to work tomorrow

Me: Then i would be all alone:(

Her: it would be like leaving gus alone without shawn.

Me: you mean shawn without gus.

Her: said the liar.

Me: not.

I read a fic where he just passes the duck Out becaus he was at a hat convention with gus.

It was epic

Shawn Spencer walks into a room full of people wearing hats and takes instant psychic damage

This moment has actually become the fundamentals of my soul. You don't even wanna know

Psych 1x15 (2/2)

They are 2 geniusses who make a conscious decision to be idiots

I like to believe that Gus is a full blown 300 IQ genius because then there'd be a rational explanation to his character conveniently spurting the relevant hyper-specific fact of the moment and he befriended Shawn because game recognises game, Shawn was the only one who could challenge him. Gus is tidy genius and Shawn is chaotic genius.

PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT THIS. i will give you my soul.

babe, don't cry... Teen Wolf Psych!AU 👀

This is so incredibly real of u and i have the same issue. Except i Just don't have the patience. HELP

I can’t write psych fanfic bc I just don’t have the correct voices in my head (not like that) but I do have ideas. Thinking of sharing them with the world in hopes that someone else will write it for me

So real.

I love you.

hi unpopular opinion, feel free to roast me, but i hate juliet x gus so much actually. i either love or am indifferent to like every other ship in this show (((and im only 6 seasons in so maybe something happens later on that'll change my mind))) but it just feels like theres nothing there and it's just like "oh who's left over after shassie"

Like in that episode where they go on the dating show and the bachelorette thinks Gus and Shawn are in love with each other. Or in that episode where Juliet has to fake date online and to keep her cover Shawn grabs lassie and acts all lovey dovey and he even grabbed Lassiters ass.

It still baffles me how shawn isn't cannonly Bisexual . Usually I don't mind if things like that aren't cannon , bc it can be subtle or just a little headcannon. Shawn tho really obviously displays intrest in both men and women , yet is still regarded as stright.

It is just kind of odd to me. That man isn't just comfy in his sexuality , because Gus is pretty comfy in his as a stright dude and I don't think of him as being gay/bi ect (u can think what u like tho and all are epic 💪).

Shawn acts very questionable a lot of the time. In season 1 he was borderline flirtatious (or full on) with Lassiter , and across the shows run there are several questionable comments he makes, or other characters make about his intrest in both men and women. Maybe I'm projecting on him too much or smth, idk , but some stuff he said man just raises eyebrows sometimes.

Edit: Ugh, this sucks. The first gif started doing weird stuff like a month after I posted it. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Note the subtle differences. They are all screaming, but in the first, they scream and then indulge in the hidden fruit. The second, idk, if you don’t want the subtitle.

Also that first one took like thiRTY MINUTES TO GET BELOW 3 MB’S. WHY. PINEAPPLES WHY ARE YOU SO COMPLICATIHEOIHSFRWQP

https://compress-or-die.com/ saved the gif