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I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.

Always!

When your reading a good fanfic

I 200% totally agree!

I've been rewatching Psych and this is my appreciation post of lassiter and why I love him.

1. He's badass

2. He's sassy af

3. He's a hopeless romantic

4. Hes confused

5. Hes a nerd

6. Hes fiercely loyal

7. That smile

I have no idea if there even is a fanbase out for this show anymore but my heart belongs to this weirdo.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAWN!!

🎉🥳🎂

Player A: For this campaign, I'm of playing an inquisitive rogue who regularly passes of his high perception and investigation as divination magic and helps the city guard.

DM: Ok, that sounds interesting, I like that.

Player B: I'm an alchemist artificer who has a large knowledge of potions and poisons, trying to sell his own while working with A on the side.

DM: Ok that's cool, I like that direction

Player C: I'm a gunslinger fighter who works in a high position for the city guard and is often at odds with A.

DM: Wait a minute...

Player D: I'm an oath of devotion paladin who works with C and has a bit of a soft spot for A despite having a very high regard for the law, even holding her own family to it.

DM: Hold on...

Okay hear me out

A Psych Au where the core four swap narrative roles in the story.

Shawn is Gus - After running around the country taking over 30 odd jobs, he comes back to Santa Barbara and ends up getting a cushy job as a pharmaceutical salesman - it pays pretty well, keeps him close to Gus and he's pretty decent at it (it also gives him a company car that he rarely uses because of his motorcycle but don't tell his boss that). Gus ends up accidentally spilling case details to him so he ends up begging Lassie to let him help.

Gus is Jules - He ends up being inspired by Henry and pursues policing (Henry is happy at least somebody took after his example), passing the detective's exam shortly before the show actually starts, getting paired with new transfer Juliet O'Hara. Gus is still a massive nerd but a lot less of a coward than in canon due to the time he's been in the job.

Jules is Lassie - She ended up developing a very rough exterior after working in Miami (considering its crime rate that's fair) and comes off across as rude and unpleasant, that along with her being more deeply affected by 'Frank O'Hara's A+ parenting' causes her to be a lot less pleasant than normal, over time though she mellows out again to being closer to the Jules we know and love.

Lassie is Shawn - He used to be SBPD head detective until some stuff happened and he's no longer on the force as a result. After a little bit though, he can't help sticking his nose in crime scenes - resolving to simply just become a P.I.

I could rant a lot more about this but at the moment I'm just screaming the base idea into the void.

If I had a nickel for everytime there was a neurodivergent, childish, genius character that pretended to have superpowers to solve cases that the police were not able to I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Maybe shawn is like an actual psychic.

I was just watching season 4 episode 5 "shawn gets the yips" and he just called lassie, who bended to pick up the Phone right as a shot fires at where his head was. Like that one phonecall saved his live. Why is noone talking about this!

The only things that shawn mentioned that i remember were tears for fears and maroon 5.

what kind of music would the gang listen to?

(specifically shawn cause i need it for a fic but also anyone else)

Juliet is stronger than me fr, i would have broken up with shawn after this shit.

I distinctly remeber judging abigail hardcore after she met up with henry after shawn told her not to. Then he turns around and does this shit.

Its alright. Still love him though.

Gus is the only man ever🫶

Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.

Having gay sex would have solved half their issues i think

If I had to describe psych to someone, I'd tell them that it's a show about a dude, who's just a guy, that happens to be scamming his local police department, meanwhile having sexual tension with everyone around him; namely, one Carlton Lassiter

I read a fic where he just passes the duck Out becaus he was at a hat convention with gus.

It was epic

Shawn Spencer walks into a room full of people wearing hats and takes instant psychic damage

This moment has actually become the fundamentals of my soul. You don't even wanna know

Psych 1x15 (2/2)

They are 2 geniusses who make a conscious decision to be idiots

I like to believe that Gus is a full blown 300 IQ genius because then there'd be a rational explanation to his character conveniently spurting the relevant hyper-specific fact of the moment and he befriended Shawn because game recognises game, Shawn was the only one who could challenge him. Gus is tidy genius and Shawn is chaotic genius.

He is indeed by babygirl. I Just want to pick him up and put him and my breastpocket.

"my pretty princess" "my babygirl" and it's a grown ass man (shawn spencer)

Shawn spencer, my favourite disaster bisexual.

he's so proud of himself for making this guy laugh

PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT THIS. i will give you my soul.

babe, don't cry... Teen Wolf Psych!AU 👀

So real.

I love you.

hi unpopular opinion, feel free to roast me, but i hate juliet x gus so much actually. i either love or am indifferent to like every other ship in this show (((and im only 6 seasons in so maybe something happens later on that'll change my mind))) but it just feels like theres nothing there and it's just like "oh who's left over after shassie"

oil paintings by peter ravn

Not a huge poster in any kind of way, but psych just made me write smth. This show is so funny, that it's impossible not to tell about it. Also, just found out the new movies are still being made so this will be another one of my life long obsessions. Which currently include: teen wolf, HP (fuck rowling), Percy Jackson, skam (just been in the mood for rewatching cause I'm gonna study abroad??? and in Norway, so... yeah) and now psych

So, maybe I even come back to writing fanfiction just because I fucking can? And I love me an ADHD bisexual main character that is Holmes variant

Fuck, forgot tma and aftg

How could I???

Just shows that to remember all your obsessions one must at least check your feed....

Like in that episode where they go on the dating show and the bachelorette thinks Gus and Shawn are in love with each other. Or in that episode where Juliet has to fake date online and to keep her cover Shawn grabs lassie and acts all lovey dovey and he even grabbed Lassiters ass.

It still baffles me how shawn isn't cannonly Bisexual . Usually I don't mind if things like that aren't cannon , bc it can be subtle or just a little headcannon. Shawn tho really obviously displays intrest in both men and women , yet is still regarded as stright.

It is just kind of odd to me. That man isn't just comfy in his sexuality , because Gus is pretty comfy in his as a stright dude and I don't think of him as being gay/bi ect (u can think what u like tho and all are epic 💪).

Shawn acts very questionable a lot of the time. In season 1 he was borderline flirtatious (or full on) with Lassiter , and across the shows run there are several questionable comments he makes, or other characters make about his intrest in both men and women. Maybe I'm projecting on him too much or smth, idk , but some stuff he said man just raises eyebrows sometimes.

Psych (2006 - 2014) ⏤ 6.15, True Grits

I am so glad this exists. They made another one too.

So I realized that most of Shawn Spencer’s lines could very easily come out of Reigen’s mouth so

Psych the Moooovvvvviiieee is happeniiiiiinng.

Pic on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Crystosphenes/status/935917979069423616

Edit: Ugh, this sucks. The first gif started doing weird stuff like a month after I posted it. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Note the subtle differences. They are all screaming, but in the first, they scream and then indulge in the hidden fruit. The second, idk, if you don’t want the subtitle.

Also that first one took like thiRTY MINUTES TO GET BELOW 3 MB’S. WHY. PINEAPPLES WHY ARE YOU SO COMPLICATIHEOIHSFRWQP

https://compress-or-die.com/ saved the gif

psych is such a good take on a modern detective bc most detectives r like grrrr 😡 I’m an uptight grumpy goose who the world has worn down 😡 I’ve seen more terrible things than u can even imagine 😡 don’t insult my intelligence with your blathering. and shawn spencer, a bisexual adhd whirlwind w daddy issues, is like ‘ew a dead body. gross! let me put on a silly disguise and flirt with the suspects. maybe do a dance. by the way it was the nanny I knew that like ten hours ago but needed to dramatize the moment for the bit’

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