gayest-of-frogs
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Charlie Slimecicle singing "Good Luck Babe Wench" is my roman empire.
Chappell Roan? I only know Damien Rhone.
I'll still be posting the rest of my reviews on each individual item, but for anyone who doesn't want to wait (which is totally understandable), I would say while it is super cool and immersive, unless you like wearing merch out in public or you know what you want to do with the physical copies of everything: get the digital version. Yes, it doesn't come with any keychains or cinch bags or pens, BUT it's a LOT cheaper. Your $60 would honestly be better spent on three months' worth of the obsessed teir where you could have gotten three personalized letters and a cassette tape with audios of your choosing. Maybe I'm just upset because this is my first time buying merch, and I absolutely would have gotten the digital version had I known it was even coming out, but I feel like enrollment bundle became a lot less cooler once the digital version came out for $6.
There's still something to be said about immersion of it all. Having a world that normally only exists digitally, auditorily becoming something physical. I honestly love that type of stuff, and I'll still hold onto the items I got with excitement and wonder.
I'm going to hurt someone
Regarding Part 3 of the D.A.M.N. Enrollment Bundle Review
Some people may have earlier noticed that part 3 didn't look quite right. Most of my edits didn't save, so there were few pictures and bullet points that may have not made sense. Once I rewrite my review of the product, I will make the post public again.
Damien's last name is Rhone btw
D.A.M.N. Enrollment Bundle Review Part 2: D.A.M.N. black ink pen with stylus
Part 1 Part 3
I'll be making my judgments of the items based on three categories:
1) Quality: Did I get my money's worth?
2) Immersion: Does this feel like something I'd find at D.A.M.N.?
3) Subtlety: Is this something I will use in my day-to-day life?
Up next is the pen. I will be using this for my serving shift tomorrow and no one can stop me. Subtly is 100/10. I would absolutely use this anywhere and everywhere. Not a lot of people care about what company is on a pen and not many people would be willing to ask questions.
This is really nitpick-y, but there is a small mark on the back of the pen that I can't wipe off. I don't really mind it, but I definitely don't care for it.
The material is kinda rubber-y, similar to the material the stylus is made out of. The stylus works fine, it is a little short, so the pen would occasionally hit my screen if I wasn't careful. Here's a picture I drew with the stylus.
I also wanted to test the quality of the pen's writing. It's honestly, kind of your average pen. The writing quality is about the same as the one in your kitchen drawer who's ink is halfway used up and who's cap has been missing for years. So it writes fine, but the distribution of the ink is uneven, as can be seen in the following pictures. On the top is the writing with the pen I got from the bundle; on the bottom is one of my favorite pens, which (in my opinion) is really good quality.
Immersion wise, this is definitely a pen I could see D.A.M.N. giving out to new students. I like the design and the sleekness of it. It's simple, but that's all it really needs to be and it knows it.
Quality 5/10
Immersion 10/10
Subtly: 10/10
(I'll be posting more tomorrow. Part three will be about the patch and keychains. Part four will be about the letters. Part five SHOULD be the rest of what was included, and there will be a final part with my final thoughts and overall rating of the quality of the bundle.)
D.A.M.N. Enrollment Bundle Review Part 1: D.A.M.N. cinch sack
I just want to start off by saying that I don't usually review things, nor do I usually post anything. But, I was super excited about getting it in and none of my friends are in the redactedverse fandom, so......
I still want to make sure I give quality reviews, so in order to get as much detail as I can, I'd like to split the review into separate parts. Part one is about the drawstring bag.
I'll be making my judgments of the items based on three categories:
1) Quality: Did I get my money's worth?
2) Immersion: Does this feel like something I'd find at D.A.M.N.?
3) Subtlety: Is this something I will use in my day-to-day life?
Let's begin!
First up! The drawstring bag. This thing was honestly a lot bigger than I imagined (see snake LPS for scale). Of course, because it was folded to fit the the packaging, it was wrinkled, which I don't really mind. It honestly probably would have ended up that way anyway.
One thing I noticed right off of the bat is that it has this bumpy texture. Honestly, I know I've seen this material used on a drawstring bag that a college was giving out for free to advertise for their institution (that was really wordy sorry). It definitely feels like something I would get from a college, so immersion is 10/10 here.
Subtly, I'll give it a 6/10. I'd wear it around my friends when we hang out and maybe to a grocery store, but probably not around my family.
Quality: 8/10
Immersion: 10/10
Subtly: 6/10
Okay, not to spoil anything, but I think Damien just got a last name drop? Unless it already happened, and I'm just a silly little goose.
MY D.A.M.N. ENROLLMENT BUNDLE CAME IN HOLY SHIT!!!! (Review of it coming later tonight)
Screw Hogwarts, I'm going to D.A.M.N.
THERE'S BUTTERFLY ONES TOO!!!!
pride flag butterflies 🌈
The pan one is so pretty! I need it as a plushie.
Happy Pride Month! Could I interest you in a snail or two? 🐌🌈
(these are also all available on my Redbubble)
happy pride month solmare in order to be an ally you must give us a shower card of thirteen tits out. it’s called equality
Catcatscatscatscats
Pride cats part 2: there’s more of them now.
[Part one here!]
Expect a lot of pride related content within the next week.
Happy pride month!
All of the Prehistoric Pride guys in one collective post to celebrate pride month. Choose your fighter and have an awesome time :D
More suggestions are always welcome, I sadly was not able to cover everyone, but I will do more of these in the future!
its just so pretty
Reposting to stay updated
Favorite Redacted quotes but the list gets longer everytime I find a new one
“And the energizer bunny…Takes a tumble” -Milo
“Is this why you put up with my memes and shit? Because i gotta big dick and a great ass??” - Guy
“WHAT ECHO?!” — ALL OF REDACTED aka echo
“Do you love me?” — Imp!Damien
“Keep his name out of your FUCKING mouth” -Sam
“Laying in comfortable silence, hands roaming lazily betwixt our supine bodies, tracing gentle patterns across supple skin…Yes that was all about my eyes😂” — Guy
“This isn’t like a dog or something. Like normal wolves are big. Shifter wolves are even bigger…and i’m on the bigger end of that too” -David
“Is David being a total groomzilla about your side? Oop— Heard that-” Asher
“But I bet I’d lay down for it” — Vincent
“Make it two” —Sam
“Great deal on a large sausage” —Guy
“Will you marry me, Angel?” —David
“….Isn’t that right??” “Heyyy no tickling!!” — Gavin and Caelum
“No not just yes…say the words…say the whole thing” —Vincent
“Ohh— You are getting close! Hi! Hi baby….I love youuu” —Guy
“We are NOT matching. I am wearing my work clothes, YOU’RE wearing contraband” — David
“someone please get the gentleman a door prize”— Blake
“I was thinking a little less nature documentary and little more battle bots you know like i want you to just fucking SNAP me like a twig😭” -Guy
“No! You can’t tell me I taste good >:(” — Lasko
“Who are you and what have you done with my lover??” — Guy
“I know baby I know” — Milo
“Staaapppp you’re being rude… Yes RUDE you heard me!” —Guy
“…..do it— hmmmMmMmMmm okay okay….That had a little less finesse than i’m used to” —Milo
“You know what wordplay reminds me of? Tounge twisters!! And you know what tongue twisters remind me of? Tongue kissing!! Let’s explore that topic shall we?” —Guy
“The goal is healin me, you can’t be hittin me at the same time” —Milo
“Show me that wagon ya draggin sexy uehh” -Guy
“Who’s that bitch we hate?” — Asher
“Any hole is a goal” — Guy
“Just move your ass…..hmm i didn’t mean to move it quite like that but you’ll get no complaints outta me” —David
“My mouth is good for a lot more than just…talkin” —Milo
“It’s our bedroom….It’s our bed” —Geordi
“Hey Baaaaabyy” —Ollie
“I’ve sat with these feelings long enough to know how to manage them I promise” —Blake
“Call me that one more time and you won’t be able to walk tomorrow” —David
“I cant be another mistake…because it’ll break me” —Blake
“I’m sure seeing him is like….like those healing classes. A nice diversion😊” —President Moore
“Milo…play nice” — Imp!Asher
“You don’t have to order anyone to do it…Just take volunteers” — Imp!Milo
“I just set my fucking curtains on fire” -Damien
“Who taught you how to do healing magic?? A construction worker with a jackhammer?!” —Milo
“You’re taking me so fucking good” —Milo
“I’m trying to get off of you…I don’t wanna crush you” —David
“Awe yeah i often walk into work with shotgun shells in my fucking brief case” —Milo
“I cant read your mind baby” — Vincent
“Welcome home my love. How was your day?” -Gavin
“Park it on me Sweetheart” — Milo
“That does not feel like searching for a key Lovely” —Vincent
“Do i need to set this stuff down or are you gonna behave?” —Vincent
“Yeah, no thinking about work today. Or we’ll come over there and kick your ass” —Milo
“Hey…sorry i’m late” —Blake
“Do I look like i care??” —Blake
“I’m a grown ass man” —Milo
“I DON’T whimper…” —Damien
“You know what we do to…Bad Boyss around here—💀💀💀” —Guy
“Did I really just get drive by kink shamed??!” —Asher
“Awweee poor baby” —Asher
“Keep it in your pants you two. I already mopped this morning😒” —David
“…boop” —Sam
“I don’t want this for you baby” —Milo
“Boot Licker” —Milo
“I’ll always find you” —Avior
“Wexler, Greer is causing problems at the west entrance” — That One Guard😭
“That wasn’t rhetorical. Answer me” —Imp!Damien
“I love you more than human words can convey” —Gavin
“Yes baby” —Gavin
“Ruth Holland are you here? Hello? Hello?” —Milo
“Fuck, bounce on my fucking dick” — Guy
“Moan. They moaned. You moaned.” — Geordi
“Pfftttt hahaha- Okay— WuHwuhWwaA—” — Guy
“This isn’t happening!!” — Ivan
“I don’t like you, and I’m not going to” — Alexis
“Hold still i’ll grab you one of mine” — Milo
“Bad. Worse. Better.” — Vincent
“Go kick that ass….champ? Oh God-” — Lasko
“No can do baby” -Huxley
“I’m just fucking with you” — Sam Collins
“I needa stop saying fuck. Fuck. Sorry. And i needa stop saying sorry. fuck. sorry. FUCK i mean FUCK so— oh fuck😭 Oh my god i am such an idiot” — Lasko
“I wanna touch” — Stranger/Caller/John..?
“Fuck! Fuck me—” — Lasko Moore
“Can I cum on you?” — Milo Greer
“I am not gonna have ants runnin round my house cause of you😭” — Sam Collins
“It is not funny, you FUCK” — Milo Greer
“I’ll spank your ass brat. Not like it’d be the first time. Or the last.” — Milo Greer
“You’ll be safe” — Blake
“Well of course it’s gaudy. I made it” — Gavin
(I will be updating this list when i find/remember new ones😊)