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i might want dear as much as lasko wants them😩

the age restricted fool!milo video is out and I have no money i’m gonna cry i need him

“Then what did you do? Did you leave his* house in the middle of the night? Did you wish you put up more of a fight? When he* said it was too much? Do you wish you could still touch ...him*? It's just a question!”

but it’s one of cutie’s friends questioning them after their break up with geordi because cutie being so affected by someone (or something) is something that no one has seen before

gavin “sometimes, I wonder if you’re gonna screw this up with me, but you told Lasko* you’d kill yourself if I ever leave..”

freelancer “and I had said that to Hux* about you, so I felt seen.” [last name]

“everyone we know understands why it’s meant to be”

i feel like angel would LOVE ladybird, or just coming of age movies in general. they went to a religious school and have complicated parents, they probably were a mess in their early twenties when they left their house (they’re still one now but in a more endearing way)

i made a playlist for dear because i’m obsessed with them, is mostly music i think they would listen to

(they’re a radiohead fan, yeah i’m sorry too)

“like real people do” is so honey & guy cause wdym “Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips, We should just kiss like real people do”

i miss geordi (it’s currently 2 am someone please get him out of my head)

loving lasko is not enough I need to get him pregnant

“hi dear” (omg im in love)

HE WOULD LISTEN TO PLAN B, NICKY JAM, DADDY YANKEE AND SHIT OMG

Don’t talk to me or Reggaeton enthusiast Milo Greer ever again

what if I said Milo and Sweetheart

(there’s a pun about a dog and a ball somewhere, and I have this headcanon of sweetheart being a huge philosophy nerd back in high school)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I LOVE YOU TOO DAD”

I wish but Eric would never let us be TOO happy, if we did get them being happy, SOMETHING would come and fuck it all up

umm... uh... imp!davidasher but umm.. uh.... they're um... idk... happy and both alive... please...? only if that's ok though....

Everyone has been talking about the timeline lately.

So here I am trying to catch up with everyone AND the lore.

(send help i've been reading since 2 in the morning and i'm currently on the inversion)

.. god please help me.

erm,

i’m gunnna say this the nicest way possible.

PLEASE GIVE ME OTHER THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT. I AM SO TIRED OF REDACTED.

i am honestly so bored of RA content, like i dont really care for it anymore. I might just redirect my content to some of my other interests but like i’m also terrified because if i post anything else thats not related to ra, i get little to no interactions. like where tf are u 36 followers 😕.

i know i started off mainly doing ra shit, but guys. its starting to get old.

i am pretty happy that the Pjo fic did really great and got popular (some of the popularity for the wrong reason-) But please, I dont wanna lose all of you, but i also dont want to be stuck doing shit i dont like.

chat..

how come there like no more song fics, i wanna listen to my favorite song while reading ab ny favorite character 😡

since theres none ab him im gunna make some myself.

comment songs/ characters for me to write ab (or js use the ask box thingy)

if theres none i’ll js put up a poll so u guys can’t escape from me 😏

PLEASE DONT JS LIKE AND SCROLL IM GETTING DESPERATE FOR HUMAN CONTACT.

HELP??

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB THE WEDDING??? WHAT THE FUCK?? GUYS??

i wish it was longer tho 😔🙏

erik. make a honeymoon audio and my life is yours.

PHONE ON THE TABLE NOW.

GDUYDGAG I LOVE PORTERR WE BANGIN ON THE FERRIS WHEELLLL.

my tumblr is blue.

I FEEL LIK ETHE BIRTHDAY DUDE, WHERE HES DRUNK AND WISHED A GIRL HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HES SCREAMING SO LOUD THE AUDIO LIE DISSAPEARS !!

how tf is my tumbler blue?

IM AB TO FO FERAL LIKE IM APART OF THE SHAW PACK NOW. HAPPY FATHERS DAY!! poor David. IT WOULD BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFETIME IF ERIK POSTS SOMEONING AB FATHERS DAY AND MENTIONS DAVID AND MILOS FATHERS/.

hey siri, how do I fix my Tumblr?

of course u guys chose the redacted content 😭🙏 (not complaining tho 🤭🤭)

DONT LEAVE ME MICHEAL !!

hey chat, it’s been a while.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BTW 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪🩷💜💙🎀 anyways i’m bi.

so where were we, right. uh so i’m have some trouble writing and figuring out what to write about. So erm i might do a poll (if i can figure out how to do that) and js see what kind of content u guys want. (i’m too much of a pussy to do shut in ny own cause i need praise.) so uh yeah !!

HELP????

THE WAY THE NEW MILO AUDIO HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD IS FUCKING INSANE, IT HASNT BEEN OUT FOR 48 HOURS AND IM ALREADY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHILE LISTENING??

(Praying that once Erik gets monetized YouTube doesn't take them down..)

OH YEAH AND LASKOS BARK BARK BARK. 'the whole time?!-we- the whole time??' he's so babygirl. (Getting the strap rn) EW NO WAY I JS TYPED THAT. (Im keeping it in cause I dot like deleting stuff.

anyways super excited to see who's next !! (praying that it's David or Guy..)

is somebody gunna match lasko’s freak?

lowkey feel like Dear listens to songs like that, like sexyy red, ice spice, lay banks, and flo milli. And in the car Dear’s singing their heart out while Lasko is sitting there flustered n’shit.

but then again like any bad bitch Dear has a whole other playlist full of more toned down playlist like kendrick, gorillaz, billie eilish, and frank ocean.

then when lasko gets the aux, it’s all Chappel Roan (on the fence ab this one..) Sza, childish, laufey, and brent faiyaz.

should i make a series where i head canon RA characters music taste?

(btw Dear and Lasko have mini dance party’s in the middle of the night, Erik told me himself.)

DONT LEAVE ME MICHEAL !!

hey chat, it’s been a while.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BTW 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪🩷💜💙🎀 anyways i’m bi.

so where were we, right. uh so i’m have some trouble writing and figuring out what to write about. So erm i might do a poll (if i can figure out how to do that) and js see what kind of content u guys want. (i’m too much of a pussy to do shut in ny own cause i need praise.) so uh yeah !!

please for the love of god, stop.

Hey guys a PSA for y’all considering I’m seeing this issue pop up

🚨If you are under the age of 18 you should not be on Erik’s patreon, no matter the tier you are at. 🚨

It is against Patreon’s terms of service and Erik himself said it here:

I’m not your mom but stop it and cancel your membership.

Oh that’s not-

ANOTHER EPISODE OF : WHAT THE FUCK IS THATTTTT ??

on today’s episode, you guys are gunna be helps me figure out a redacted abbreviation !!

*crowd is filled with cheers and applause!!*

(can you tell i’m trying to stretch this post to be as long as possible?)

so the abbreviation is BA.. uhh i have a feeling it has to do with hot boi winter/summer but uhh i have no idea for sure.

i’ve figured out other ones like EA, and that’s it. so erm explain please..?

SOO SOON !!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG

so i was re-watching Asher’s new audio right, and i was looking at the comments, tell me why Erik replied to a comment and said the wedding was gunna be in june and lowkey i am so fucking excited. RAHHH THIER GETTING MARRIED. (running home so i can write an this rn)

Giggling rn

AHHHHHHHHH. um.

Asher in his new audio has me screaming (Without the s) like I haven't heard his voice in a while so the first word that came out of his pretty little mouth had me giggling. AND THE INUENDOS??? UGHHHHHH

I need him.

BAHHAHAHHAHA DAVID BEAT THEM IN JD HAHAHAHAHAH.

anyways uhh u guys want me to post some hc I have ab RA? (Their like some lame birthday hc stuff, nothing special)

also Davids April video had me the same way. SUBBY DAVEY?? NOW.

(JD's just dance btw)

Chat, what?

Another episode of: What The Fuck Happened Here!!

okay, sine I haven't checked Eriks Patreon in a while (I don't ay I just read what I can see. I dunno if that made sense) What's going on with Sky side (What is sky side?) and HBS?? Like I see seeing osts ab that. (My P isn't working so there might a be a few P's missing)

so uhh explanation lease?

ermm what the sigma?

uhh forgot what I called this series soo uhh we'll js call it: What The Fuck Happened Here!!!

so uh I saw like a few fan arts where Sam's saying "Brown, my eyes used to be brown" and uh I really don't want to re-listen to Sam's playlist cause babe.. its a lot. So, could someone be so kinda and tell me what video it is (and maybe a itty-bitty explanation?)

Bonus: don't that I've forgotten ab you guys (I have forgotten.) I have been working on a few things (Its js me projecting on charcaters. and some one-shots)

WOOOWHOOOO

Happy 4/20 yall I know I'll be smoking something today

Erick should make another James apirlfoolisverse video

Yurrivoice is releasing a 4/20 Chuck video today right? Lowkey, I rlly wanna get into the yurrivoice lore but the again I really could not be bothered to/

ALSO HADESTOWN GOES FUCKING HARD. LIKE I WAS KEEPING MYSELF FROM LISTENInG TO IT CASUE IT WASNT REALLY MY SPEED BUT WOAHHHH, EVERYONE SOUNDS SOOO GOOOD. I'm really excited to listen to the Lola tung slime of hadestown cause she has such a good singing voice. I maybe used to have a huge crush on Jordan fisher when he was in DEH (Dear Evan Hanson)