Redacted Gavin - Blog Posts

gavin “sometimes, I wonder if you’re gonna screw this up with me, but you told Lasko* you’d kill yourself if I ever leave..”

freelancer “and I had said that to Hux* about you, so I felt seen.” [last name]

“everyone we know understands why it’s meant to be”

Redacted top ten ‼️‼️

redacted top ten cause i’m a follower 🙏🙏‼️‼️

Aggro Greer (um.)

Guy !!

Milo Greer (accent.)

David Shaw (dilf coded and uhh i may have a degradation kink.)

Alexis Getty (SHE SOUNDS HOT. i want her to call me mutt and kick me around.)

Lasko Moore (so babygirl, love/miss him sm)

Gavin (he’s so!!!! i wanna scream)

Geordi 😕 (i miss this silly lil guy.)

Hush. (.. i want him.)

Morgan Kyne (he seems so nice, i want him too.)

I'll still be posting the rest of my reviews on each individual item, but for anyone who doesn't want to wait (which is totally understandable), I would say while it is super cool and immersive, unless you like wearing merch out in public or you know what you want to do with the physical copies of everything: get the digital version. Yes, it doesn't come with any keychains or cinch bags or pens, BUT it's a LOT cheaper. Your $60 would honestly be better spent on three months' worth of the obsessed teir where you could have gotten three personalized letters and a cassette tape with audios of your choosing. Maybe I'm just upset because this is my first time buying merch, and I absolutely would have gotten the digital version had I known it was even coming out, but I feel like enrollment bundle became a lot less cooler once the digital version came out for $6.

There's still something to be said about immersion of it all. Having a world that normally only exists digitally, auditorily becoming something physical. I honestly love that type of stuff, and I'll still hold onto the items I got with excitement and wonder.

Regarding Part 3 of the D.A.M.N. Enrollment Bundle Review

Some people may have earlier noticed that part 3 didn't look quite right. Most of my edits didn't save, so there were few pictures and bullet points that may have not made sense. Once I rewrite my review of the product, I will make the post public again.

Damien's last name is Rhone btw

D.A.M.N. Enrollment Bundle Review Part 2: D.A.M.N. black ink pen with stylus

Part 1 Part 3

I'll be making my judgments of the items based on three categories:

1) Quality: Did I get my money's worth?

2) Immersion: Does this feel like something I'd find at D.A.M.N.?

3) Subtlety: Is this something I will use in my day-to-day life?

Up next is the pen. I will be using this for my serving shift tomorrow and no one can stop me. Subtly is 100/10. I would absolutely use this anywhere and everywhere. Not a lot of people care about what company is on a pen and not many people would be willing to ask questions.

This is really nitpick-y, but there is a small mark on the back of the pen that I can't wipe off. I don't really mind it, but I definitely don't care for it.

The material is kinda rubber-y, similar to the material the stylus is made out of. The stylus works fine, it is a little short, so the pen would occasionally hit my screen if I wasn't careful. Here's a picture I drew with the stylus.

I also wanted to test the quality of the pen's writing. It's honestly, kind of your average pen. The writing quality is about the same as the one in your kitchen drawer who's ink is halfway used up and who's cap has been missing for years. So it writes fine, but the distribution of the ink is uneven, as can be seen in the following pictures. On the top is the writing with the pen I got from the bundle; on the bottom is one of my favorite pens, which (in my opinion) is really good quality.

Immersion wise, this is definitely a pen I could see D.A.M.N. giving out to new students. I like the design and the sleekness of it. It's simple, but that's all it really needs to be and it knows it.

Quality 5/10

Immersion 10/10

Subtly: 10/10

(I'll be posting more tomorrow. Part three will be about the patch and keychains. Part four will be about the letters. Part five SHOULD be the rest of what was included, and there will be a final part with my final thoughts and overall rating of the quality of the bundle.)

D.A.M.N. Enrollment Bundle Review Part 1: D.A.M.N. cinch sack

I just want to start off by saying that I don't usually review things, nor do I usually post anything. But, I was super excited about getting it in and none of my friends are in the redactedverse fandom, so......

I still want to make sure I give quality reviews, so in order to get as much detail as I can, I'd like to split the review into separate parts. Part one is about the drawstring bag.

I'll be making my judgments of the items based on three categories:

1) Quality: Did I get my money's worth?

2) Immersion: Does this feel like something I'd find at D.A.M.N.?

3) Subtlety: Is this something I will use in my day-to-day life?

Let's begin!

First up! The drawstring bag. This thing was honestly a lot bigger than I imagined (see snake LPS for scale). Of course, because it was folded to fit the the packaging, it was wrinkled, which I don't really mind. It honestly probably would have ended up that way anyway.

One thing I noticed right off of the bat is that it has this bumpy texture. Honestly, I know I've seen this material used on a drawstring bag that a college was giving out for free to advertise for their institution (that was really wordy sorry). It definitely feels like something I would get from a college, so immersion is 10/10 here.

Subtly, I'll give it a 6/10. I'd wear it around my friends when we hang out and maybe to a grocery store, but probably not around my family.

Quality: 8/10

Immersion: 10/10

Subtly: 6/10

Okay, not to spoil anything, but I think Damien just got a last name drop? Unless it already happened, and I'm just a silly little goose.

MY D.A.M.N. ENROLLMENT BUNDLE CAME IN HOLY SHIT!!!! (Review of it coming later tonight)

Screw Hogwarts, I'm going to D.A.M.N.

Ok see you in another 7 months Redacted Tumblr

Colors I think the different d(a)emon types would be!

Empathy Daemons: Pastels and white

Serenity Daemons: Dark greens, blues, and maybe some purples

Sadism Demons: Dark reds and oranges

Desire Demons: pinks, purples, and magentas

Shock Demons: Bright oranges, yellows, and sometimes reds

Strife Demons: Deep and muted reds and blues

Misery Demons: Blacks and grays or muted colors

Fear Demons: bright or muted blues and purples

Elation Demons: pinks, reds and yellows

Inchoate Demons: can be any color but the color is always a medium tone

Redacted early access 5/10/24

I'm sorry but I'll I can think about is the Damn Crew in a Airbnb and FL & Gav are being FL & Gav (aggressively making out & getting way to touchy for the fact that their best friends are on the other side of a wall) and Damien just yelling "STOP TRYING TO FUCK EACH OTHER" from across the Airbnb😭

Hear me out; genderfluid Gavin.

Does this headcanon have any basis in canon? No, it was fueled purely by my half awake brain at like 2am & a post about genderfluid Redson from LMK.

I need, not want, poly DAMN crew content with Co-worker!!!

I contributed to this heheehhe🤭

ASHER PRESENTS THE PIZZA BOYS

Special thanks to the discord svr for help!

lasko : cannot order pizza did you SEE that date?!

damien : jalapeño and half a bottle of spice

huxley : meat lover pizza (cus he's 🏳️‍🌈)

caelum : pizza bagel enjoyer

gavin : sasuage pizza

hudson : supreme with no olives

david : cheese. (refuses to let angel get toppings so they have to buy two pizzas)

milo : margarita

asher : spicy pepperoni with jalapeños

guy : pepperoni (but he get domino max's rustic pizza cookies) ((+ discounts))

geordi : just get cheese and garlic bread to cry with

vincent : golden pizza with truffles

sam : meat lovers (cus darlin 😎😍🥰😘)

echo : thinks hes better then pizza

hush : cheese & anchovies with no sauce

alexis : goes to italy just to get pizza (then eats it with a knife and fork and gets her neck snapped like spaghetti)

porter : pineapple

quinn : his own di- glow stick

kody : burnt pizza

adam : pizza with sauce before the cheese

(special add)

Barchium : doesn't know what Pizza is

Spoilers for Friendsgiving 2023

THE SILENCE FOR CO-WORKER & FL TALKING WAS SENDING ME!!

Hux's "their really hitting it off" honey, it'd be dead silence if there wasn't boom ass music playing in the background

Also, "a really destructive orgy" is now the main reason why I ship the DAMN crew as a polycule, bc joking about doing it with all of your best friends is totally something a normal friend group does(ik their not normal but still)