"You Just Gotta Trust The Process", Says Man Working With No Plan, No Clear Idea Of What The Ultimate

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

kind of insane that you can go to doctors for years and have them look up your nose every single time and not one of them remarks on the actual state of your nose - not the fact one of your nostrils is 90% deviated and you can't even get a Qtip up there for a covid test - because they're not NOSE doctors - and then you go to the nose doctor at age 30 and he's like "wow your nose is fucked up!!! you've been living like this? lol yeah i can fix this. i do 10 of these surgeries a day. i'm the nose guy. you want me." and it's true

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

self-sacrifice, praise kink, and non-con surgery/body modification

gonna be real here, this Could Be Worse! Not sure what I'd sacrifice myself for, but generally speaking I'd like to live please

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

I'm so ass at measuring distance that if I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to "run 30 ft, give or take a foot or two" I would still fuck it up and get slaughtered

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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