If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.
I'm so ass at measuring distance that if I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to "run 30 ft, give or take a foot or two" I would still fuck it up and get slaughtered
"You just gotta trust the process", says man working with no plan, no clear idea of what the ultimate outcome should look like, and even less of a clue about whether this is the way to achieve it.
the suffering never ends
Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!
hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck
Dreamt i was in some kinda communal living situation and I could live off of being requested to do favors and help people out on projects and such and that was enough. I had a walkietalkie and people would just ask me throughout the day to be a helping hand on various tasks and it was never something where I was expected to be specialized enough to not need guidance but i was appreciated for it. It was worthy of praise and my needs were taken care of because I was contributing and. Wow that's pathetic, but i yearn for it so bad. Im not built to survive in this landscape im in. It was so nice. Being appreciated for what I could do. Im literally crying at 4 am after waking up from that.
kind of insane that you can go to doctors for years and have them look up your nose every single time and not one of them remarks on the actual state of your nose - not the fact one of your nostrils is 90% deviated and you can't even get a Qtip up there for a covid test - because they're not NOSE doctors - and then you go to the nose doctor at age 30 and he's like "wow your nose is fucked up!!! you've been living like this? lol yeah i can fix this. i do 10 of these surgeries a day. i'm the nose guy. you want me." and it's true
A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what
This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…
(18, they/it, aroace)Hello! I haven't a clue what I'm doing. I'm just gonna exist here, don't mind me lmao-I'm currently in the following fandoms: The Magnus Archives, UTMV, RegretivatorI draw sometimes (very rarely, when the stars align and i'm motivated for once)heads up: i probably won't post anything for now (i might later though? maybe??) but i am still very much Alive
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