Interstellarmedian - I Write For Spite

(wakes up) I should be writing

(in class) I should be writing

(having lunch) I should be writing

(waiting for the bus) I should be writing

(at home) I should be doing my homework

(not doing homework) I should be writing

(opens laptop)

(stares at empty Obsidian page)

(thinks about a Concept for some time)

(scrolls through social media)

(gets ready for bed)

(in bed) I should be writi

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

snurderer

*snorts the Petrova line*

patient asked today if i was a boy or a girl and i shit you not i responded "im a medical student"

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

"dream job"? you misunderstand me. my ideal job is to dream. paid by the hour to snork mimimi. for as long i can remember i have had a passion for being snug as a bug in a rug

I just finished the first chapter of my Project Hail Mary fairytale AU! It's only about 700-800 words rn but this is something I've been working really hard on and I'm really proud of it :)

which One of you chewed on the Poob cable to alpha centauri

yeah i'm gonna take ➡️ my horse🐴 to the pink 🩷 pony 🎠 club i'm gonna keep on dancin 💃🕺 till i can't no more 💀