Which One Of You Chewed On The Poob Cable To Alpha Centauri

me: i can't be autistic!! i don't have literal thinking and i'm great at understanding figurative language

also me when i was younger: this song is called darkside so if i enjoy it that means i must secretly agree with it and if i agree with it then the spirit of alan walker will evilise me

i'm on my bed, lying on my front and kicking my feet with a big goofy grin on my face, one that would make outsiders think i'm at that age where i start thinking about Boys.

as you inch closer to my laptop, you realise i am reading the SCP Wikidot.

god forbid writers do anything

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not

(finishes intro to fic and posts it to AO3) EVERYTHING IS AMAZING I LOVE LIFE YIPEE

(one hour passes) hmm I should be banned from language

Once again mourning the fact that I’ll never be Uyen Ninh and German Boyfriend

When I grow up I want to be the Character

the PHM brainrot has consumed me.

every time i see a large collection of books i will examine it to see if Project Hail Mary is there. when an article or something mentions Ryan Gosling i immediately check if the upcoming PHM movie adaptation is mentioned. i have recommended this book to anyone who will listen. rocky literally lives in my head rent free. he hates soda water because apparently it's just regular water but with bonus Pain

omw to the concert I’m so excited:3333

8 hours of sleep? 2-day weekends?? Not. Enough. I need to be put in a medically-induced coma for roughly 4 years and wake up alone in space with no memories

"dream job"? you misunderstand me. my ideal job is to dream. paid by the hour to snork mimimi. for as long i can remember i have had a passion for being snug as a bug in a rug