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Adam told Keith to try pottery and to this day he swears it was the worst mistake of his life. Keith wedges (is that the right term? Its when you like beat up the clay so that all the air bubbles are gone i think) the clay within an inch of its life, my guy is literally just beating this clay up so he can make a hippo mug to match the fox one he made for Shiro. Slapping the clay down on that circle thing that spins is a favourite of his. The sound soothes his heart. Using the wire to cut the clay makes him feel like hes slitting someones jugular. The possibilities are endless when it comes to art and Keith

I love artist Keith because I think it's so silly. Like, Adam got worried about Keith's anger issues and encouraged Keith to find other ways to channel his anger. This is all cool and all until Keith's sitting in class, angrily scribbling James being crucified for his sins on his final exam. Or he's sitting in Shiro's apartment, aggressively stabbing a piece of fabric over and over only for the result to be a pretty little embroidered bouquet. Imagine Keith channeling all his rage into crocheting chicken nugget stuffed animals.

So many silly possibilities!!

Todays mood;

Got day drunk with friends for birthday party

Had a great time singing beyonce and Rihanna while drunk and mixing drinks (spolier: this is BAD.)

Started to feel sick

Started to drink water and stopped drinking the devils piss, aka tequila

Got sick in the sink

Cried

Cleaned up my own vomit

Cried part two

Went to bed

Woke up to friend getting sick in her sleep and all over the couch, floor and possibly on other friends

Other friends started to feel queasy from smell

I was now, regrettably, sober enough to feel better but drunk enough to offer to clean it

I cleaned it

Like a BOSS

Didnt get dick again

Previous friend (see getting sick on couch point) came back and felt bad i was cleaning it up after taking a shower. I reassured her it was fine. It was.

I cleaned the floor in the sitting room (tonights sleeping arrangements) and the floor in th3 hallway, the stairs and the bathroom. Unnecessarily in the bathroom, bevause it was just on the floor not the sink, the toilet and the bath. Stop cleaning things freak.

Went back into the sitting room. Friend still felt sick. Got her a glass of water, watched her drink it, and then got her another.

Overall, i am a cleaner drunk. Not to be mistaken with a CLEAN drunk, no i make a mess but then i feel bad and clean everything in a mile radius.

this is what it looks like. This is Mr. Hippo. Keith loves him and Mr Hippo loves him too. he's got a patch on his nose, to the left, and on his back. One of his legs was also replaced and the fluff on his tail is so ratty. Keith literally cannot sleep without him.

Keith's got a teddy. He's had it since he was eleven. He found it on the side of the road, and despite Shiro's protests, took it home with him. He fixed it up, patched it where there were holes and gave it at least three washes in soft detergant. Shiro wasn't impressed with it in the beginning but he liked it in the end. It was a hippo. Keith called it Mr. Hippo. He took it with him everywhere.

He got made fun of for it in the Garrison, his roommate saw it and told his friends, but Keith didn't care. Mr Hippo was his friend and he was going everywhere with him, no matter what. At sixteen years old, he still slept with the teddy and was unashamed of it. He couldn't sleep without it.

At seventeen years old, Keith flew away in a magical space lion and they had zero expectations of going back. Mr. Hippo was still in the shack. It was the main reason why he couldn't sleep on the castle, despite what Lance wanted to believe, and the main reason why he went to the training room and then passed out. If he couldn't sleep without it, then he could pass out without it.

Throughout the whole ordeal with Voltron, Keith didn't miss things on earth. He was exactly where he wanted to be, a pilot and in space and he had Shiro back. Everything was exactly where he wanted to be, where he was supposed to be. Keith wasn't made for life on Earth, he was made for the stars and now that he was here, he would never leave. But he did think about Mr. Hippo. He even thought about asking Lance to knit him a plushie to look like the hippo but he shut that down immediatly, unwilling to talk about his secret teddy that would no doubt be used to humanise him.

Shiro most likely wouldn't make fun of him for it, he probably would have smiled a little bitterly and reminisce on the life they used to have.

When Keith got back to earth, he visited the shack where he stayed for a year. Everything was the exact same as how he left it, conspiracy board up and string tied to it. Shiro's clothes that he arrived in lays on the ground in the makeshift bedroom, forgotten and deserving that position. He didn't dare to open the fridge, afraid of whatever would have formed in his oat milk. On Keith's bed, however, is something he could never forget.

Mr. Hippo.

A little dusty, but otherwise the same. Keith smiled softly and reached out to hold it gently, feeling something in him settle when he felt the familiar change of fabric on the back where he patched it with some pink curtains Shiro was throwing out. His stitching was bad then, and it had to be replaced many times over the years, but Mr. Hippo stayed the same. He stayed the same plushie Keith found on the side of the road, abandoned and left to rot in the dirt.

Keith brought him back to the Atlas where they were staying and Shiro did smile when he saw it. Lance didn't make fun of him for it when he brought it into the bed later on, and Keith slept better than he ever did.

Keith's got a teddy. He's had it since he was eleven. He found it on the side of the road, and despite Shiro's protests, took it home with him. He fixed it up, patched it where there were holes and gave it at least three washes in soft detergant. Shiro wasn't impressed with it in the beginning but he liked it in the end. It was a hippo. Keith called it Mr. Hippo. He took it with him everywhere.

He got made fun of for it in the Garrison, his roommate saw it and told his friends, but Keith didn't care. Mr Hippo was his friend and he was going everywhere with him, no matter what. At sixteen years old, he still slept with the teddy and was unashamed of it. He couldn't sleep without it.

At seventeen years old, Keith flew away in a magical space lion and they had zero expectations of going back. Mr. Hippo was still in the shack. It was the main reason why he couldn't sleep on the castle, despite what Lance wanted to believe, and the main reason why he went to the training room and then passed out. If he couldn't sleep without it, then he could pass out without it.

Throughout the whole ordeal with Voltron, Keith didn't miss things on earth. He was exactly where he wanted to be, a pilot and in space and he had Shiro back. Everything was exactly where he wanted to be, where he was supposed to be. Keith wasn't made for life on Earth, he was made for the stars and now that he was here, he would never leave. But he did think about Mr. Hippo. He even thought about asking Lance to knit him a plushie to look like the hippo but he shut that down immediatly, unwilling to talk about his secret teddy that would no doubt be used to humanise him.

Shiro most likely wouldn't make fun of him for it, he probably would have smiled a little bitterly and reminisce on the life they used to have.

When Keith got back to earth, he visited the shack where he stayed for a year. Everything was the exact same as how he left it, conspiracy board up and string tied to it. Shiro's clothes that he arrived in lays on the ground in the makeshift bedroom, forgotten and deserving that position. He didn't dare to open the fridge, afraid of whatever would have formed in his oat milk. On Keith's bed, however, is something he could never forget.

Mr. Hippo.

A little dusty, but otherwise the same. Keith smiled softly and reached out to hold it gently, feeling something in him settle when he felt the familiar change of fabric on the back where he patched it with some pink curtains Shiro was throwing out. His stitching was bad then, and it had to be replaced many times over the years, but Mr. Hippo stayed the same. He stayed the same plushie Keith found on the side of the road, abandoned and left to rot in the dirt.

Keith brought him back to the Atlas where they were staying and Shiro did smile when he saw it. Lance didn't make fun of him for it when he brought it into the bed later on, and Keith slept better than he ever did.

trying to watch Bridgerton in my sitting room but this room has got roughly five windows, two of them coming from the ceiling, and it's just. it's not working. there are SO MANY dark scenes where all i can see is a pretty pink dress and some candles. "Who's that on screen?" my dad asks and i cannot reply. I do not know. i cant see their face. its a never ending struggle. supernatural. the walking dead. the vampire diaries. merlin. supernatural again. every single tv show has scenes that you just cant watch during the day, even with the curtains closed and of course they happen to be slap bang in the middle of an interesting episode or the like

Takashi Shirogane deserves so much love

he deserves it all and im sick of people pretending like he doesnt. that man is so strong and resiliant and beautiful like WHAT. even if it wasn't confirmed that Shiro was gay and sick until like season five he still deserves love even before that. In season one, he was so truamatised and like just deserved rest but he fought and he won and he lived. And even after the whole clone thing ( which i do like to pretend never happened ), Shiro never blamed anyone for not figuring it out and he never, ever resented anyone for it. He's such a sweet soul, like hes so... human. He loves, Shiro is a pack person, he thrives around people. And when it was confirmed that he was gay and disabled?

EVEN BETTER. Sure, we only saw him with Adam for like four seconds and then this random throw away character, and sure, it was confirmed like a season before the show got kinda bad and then it ended, but it wasn't one of his defining traits. Shiro's defining traits were that he was kind and strong and a good leader and he was tired sure, but he lived. Shiro lived after everything he went through, all the confusion and the torture, and he deserved to. I love him and I'm sick of him, and Hunk and Pidge, being overshadowed in ships like Klance and Kallura. Give Shiro time so show you how amazing he is. Also, he is BEAUTIFUL. like WOW. GOD CRAFTED SPECIMEN. look at him:

he's sooo i love him.

Shiro, recently moved in with Adam and worried about Keith living in their old apartment all alone: *on the phone* What did you eat for breakfast, Keith?

Keith: ... bread.

Shiro: just bread?

Keith: it had sauce.

Shiro: ...

Keith: and cheese. and meat.

Keith: I had prizza for breakfast. from last night.

Shiro, packing a bag: I'm moving back in.

Keith with long hair is something so precious to me look how gorgeous he is. Look how beautiful Lance is. This whole drawing screams beauty. What the hell.

Lil doodles

Someone ask this man if hes got a cuban bsf, a small red head bsf and an amazing tall girlfriend PLEASE

bro that’s hunk straight up

Is After 5 out yet??? Cant wait to see it... through Dylanisintrouble absolutely ROASTING it

wanted to watch a crankgameplays video and i got a vibrator add instead.

Seriously though, i was in shock when he started talking about a partners pleasure and then BOOM he whips out a vibrator. Shock. genuine. I love him.

found family in media is so special to me. Oh my god its so amazing, especially when its built up? Like i don't care if they're introduced being all family like, but give me a reason why. Was one of them abandoned and the other person was the only one able to push past their boundries? Did person A have a family and they died, but person B needs them so much that person A lets go on the past to help them? Beautiful. I love it. They found each other and decided to be a family, they saw everything in the other person or people and they said this one is mine. These people around me right now are my family, and I will do anything for them. I eat that shit up.

Katara : You're not the only one who draws power from the moon. My bending is more powerful than yours, Hama. You're technique is useless on me.

Hama : 😲

Yue : YEAH BEAT HER ASS KATARA I'M TIRED OF THIS HOE

Consider- Voltron but as a youtube channel

Shiro and Allura would be the original creators and it probably started as a podcast in Shiros room

They called it Voltron because Allura said that Voldemort was a stupid name for a villian and would have liked it better if everyone just called him Tom or Voltom

It became an inside joke

Shiro accidently said Voltom in front of her father and he thought he said voltron and mentioned that it sounded like a fun name for a metal band

Voltron was born.

Keith is their editor once they make youtube videos, also sets up the sets if they need one, and does it for free for like the first three years because Shiro abuses his role as his older brother

Shiro refuses to pay him for at LEAST a month when Keith realises but then he goes on strike and doesn't edit for them anymore and Shiro concedes

Matt is Shiro's roommate in college and out so hes in the videos sometimes

(People go bat shit crazy when they see he shaved his head in a momentary lapse of judgment, the hastag 'bring back Matts mullet' trends)

Pidge and Hunk join the cast once they become popular on youtube, and Hunk immediatly is swarmed adoring fans

The first video Hunk is in is a two truths and one lie where you get soaked if you guess wrong, like you're head is dunked into a bucket on water on the floor and the thirst traps are born of him soaking and laughing

(Pidge wins. Every time.)

Lance is the last to join and he first joins Voltron as a crew member but Keith doesn't edit out his remarks in a video and he's demanded to be in the next few videos

He goes back and forth between production crew and cast but Lance prefers to be with the cast

Keith left the sound in because he wanted an excuse to stare at Lance for hours while editing and knew the remark "god, Shiro might be built like a greek god but he is as stupid as a rock" wouldn't slip past fans

Their first trending video is called "Screams and Moans" but its all about how much Shiro hates the goverment and how its a corrupt concept thats been warped through time

Shiro did not pick the title.

Allura brings in Coran once they create a youtube channel because she's worried about how it will impact their lives but he literally cheers her on and works as a camera man for the first year when they couldn't afford to hire an actual production crew

Matt does not remember helping to create the channel or the podcast. Shiro and Allura do not speak to him for a week when they find out.

Slowly the channel grows and they create an instagram account, anither YouTube channel called "Lions of Voltron" which is a vlog channel that all seven have control over

Matt slowly but surely is intergrated into the main cast and he loves it but his mother doesnt because shes tired of beinf referred to as the Holt siblings mom instead of the awesome milf that she is

They include her in a video and Shiro is black and blue by the end because everytime he flirted with her (as a joke) Pidge punches him

Romelle is brought in for their sound and screen crew and Keith almost fights Allura because she purposefully sends him bad audio so that she can text Romelle with the excuse of it being for work

Shiro catches Lance and Keith making out during one of his vlogs and twitter literally breaks, does not run for two days with the amount people spam the website with them

Adam and Shiro dated before but broke up around the beginning of Voltron. Shiro calls him back after the channel is set up and they've gained a following because he realised he placed the channel above their relationship, and Adam realised that he let his own ideas of Shiro become obscured becausw of that. They talk again and agree to date now that Shiro has more time, and is willing to give him more

Adams first video as a part of Voltron is "Adjectives and Beards", a game where you come up with a the correct adhective out of four for a photo shown or you get hair glued to your body

He wins. Spectacularly.

God this was so funny to think of i might make a fic of it

i’m talkin ‘bout girls

Cant wait for it baby girl 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Having a crush on your friend is so awful because u want to tell them so badly but you also dont want to ruin whatever you have you know???

And like im useless at feelings and judging how someone else feels but my sister told me that the banter we have is flirting???? And i didn't know?? Are all wlw this useless at the job or is it me?

Anyway, i think i might tell my friend about the crush because i shouldn't be a bitch (my sisters words not mine) and i think, THINK, they might like my back so we'll see how it goes???

Things are no longer awful guys were going on a date on friday !!

Having a crush on your friend is so awful because u want to tell them so badly but you also dont want to ruin whatever you have you know???

And like im useless at feelings and judging how someone else feels but my sister told me that the banter we have is flirting???? And i didn't know?? Are all wlw this useless at the job or is it me?

Anyway, i think i might tell my friend about the crush because i shouldn't be a bitch (my sisters words not mine) and i think, THINK, they might like my back so we'll see how it goes???

GUESS WHAT

THEY LIKE ME BACK!!! IVE GOT A GIRLFRIEND OMG IM SO HAPPY THEYRE SO PRETTY GUYS

Having a crush on your friend is so awful because u want to tell them so badly but you also dont want to ruin whatever you have you know???

And like im useless at feelings and judging how someone else feels but my sister told me that the banter we have is flirting???? And i didn't know?? Are all wlw this useless at the job or is it me?

Anyway, i think i might tell my friend about the crush because i shouldn't be a bitch (my sisters words not mine) and i think, THINK, they might like my back so we'll see how it goes???

Having a crush on your friend is so awful because u want to tell them so badly but you also dont want to ruin whatever you have you know???

And like im useless at feelings and judging how someone else feels but my sister told me that the banter we have is flirting???? And i didn't know?? Are all wlw this useless at the job or is it me?

Anyway, i think i might tell my friend about the crush because i shouldn't be a bitch (my sisters words not mine) and i think, THINK, they might like my back so we'll see how it goes???

Bella in the movies: bland, fragile, barely any emotion, madly in love with edward and has virtually no flaws because shes a husk of who she could be, clumsy and ditzy

Bella in the books: sarcastic, highkey autistic, still clumsy, finds flaws with edward but loves him anyway ig, steals a car to save her mom, always feeling something like confusion, sadness and frustration towards the peeps in her life

They did my girl dirty in Twilight but that doesn't mean i want a

REBOOT STAY AWAY FROM TWILIGHT DIRTBAGS!!!!

My Voltron Fic is OUT !

" A baby with pointed furry ears wails in the night, purple eyes squeezed shut in pain, and a small line of red blood oozes down the side of his tiny head. A man holding a simple kitchen knife hovers above him, mouth parted in terror when he sees the figure in the doorway shaking with rage. She lunges and the baby wails louder.

Krolia does what she does best and protects her child. No matter what. The Blades of Marmora don't understand, until they do. Purple gems twinkle and laughter echos through the halls while silver blades turn red from stains that can be removed, but stay. The child wails no longer. "

A volron AU that follows Keith as he grows up with the blade of Marmora, and faces his trials to find a place! Possibly the longest rewrite of his backstory lol give it a check out for additional info like tags n stuff if you want

It's called Bigger Than the Whole Sky!

how is it I've got a 119 pages of a fic, grand total of 55k words so far, and NOT ONCE i describe what fucking colour an OC's hair is!?! I've mentioned it so much! I've mentioned Nikolai's hair so many times but its left to the fucking wind what colour it is i guess!

Klance headcannons while i suffer from writers block

Keith tells Lance that when they get back to earth, he'll build Lance a house by the ocean in Varadero with a gazebo.

Lance quietly suffers all night from the urge to tell Keith he loves him so much

When Keith is in a healing pod, Lance stresses so badly he knits. He crochets. Pidge has go drag him out of a space shop that sells yarn so many times that she doesnt even blink when he turns up with purple yarn.

Keith has so many hippos, bees and sharks that Lance has made for him.

He keeps them all on his bed.

They play stupid games on the tablets in the castle and Lance destroys Keith in all of them

Keith is a master at games on a console. Unless theyre horror and then he turns into a ball of terror and dread

Not much for public affection other than holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek, they've found other ways to assure each other in public

Keith says thinks to him in the galra tongue that leaves Krolia and Kolivan sharing a look each time without fail

Lance taps any part of Keith he can subtly three times to tell him he loves him

When Lance gets frustrated with himself, instead of pulling his hair out or biting his nails like he used to, Keith lets him braid his hair at least a thousand times

Lance got the big brother talk from Shiro

Funnily enough, so did Keith

Theyre so in love it physically makes Pidge sick but she loves them so when they smile softly at each other, she just turns away

When Keith leaves for BoM, they face time every chance they get. Most of the time Lance is in red and Keith always gets the faint feeling of happiness in the back of his head, along with a small flash of them both and a whisper of 'mine'.

One time Kolivan came in when Lance was telling Keith a story and took a picture of his face just to bully him because of how in love he was

Keiths background on his phone is lance smiling with his sister Veronica and the sun is in the background, with purple skies and sand in his hair from the beacj in Varadero

Lances background is Keith staring up at the sky, unaware hes being photographed, while a fire crackles between them.

(They were watching the sun set in the desert around where Keith stayes during The Year that Wont Be Spoken Of and get distracted so they wait for the sun rise)

Keith is little spoon while Lance is human body pillow for both Keith and Kosmo

Thats about ir for rn cause the inspiration just struck again! Bye!