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My 18% need for cute 🐈 🐈‍⬛ cat paw badges, and my 82% sheer autistic determination to get them in a certain amount of time to continue the rest of my day with no stress 😎!!!

Genuinely how are yall booping so fast 🧍🏾‍♀️

when ur mutual hasn't opted in yet

Us in 50 years

Truer words have never been spoken!!!!

I was there for the Great Boop War of 2024

hahahahahHaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAH 😆😆😆😆😆!!!!

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

You are saying nothing but the truth, imo the animators did what Monster High did in G2 and gave them all the same exact face just different esthetics. One thing I couldn’t stand was when they got their Believix powers those outfits were ugly as hell , especially Aisha’s and Musa’s. ALL of the outfits were even worse in the 3-D adaptation and the shoes got on my nerves. I hated that shit. And then I didn’t like how they all got really nice outfits but Techna never got as good of an outfit for the transformation and I hated how they would do her hair especially when she had Enchantix. Until they got to like Sirenix and they all basically had like the same skin tight suit.

original winx ost in italian slaps btw

THANK YOU finally someone seeing reason!!! I used to watch the dubbed Italian version on YouTube when I was a kid!! And then when it started coming on Nickelodeon, I would look at it like what the FUCK IS THIS,this is not the same show!! They took all the cool little animated parts out of it and I was so pissed. I think they were the ones that changed Aisha‘s name to Layla at some point and I was like who the fuck is Layla 🤔 . I also hated how in one of the newer iterations of the show they kind of whitewashed Flora and I was like why would they do that? She was so perfect before!! All right that’s my early morning rant done!! Thank you for your completely correct opinion!!❤️

original winx ost in italian slaps btw

I almost died laughing.😂

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

Finally made the rec list I’ve always wanted to make ...

Some of my favorite pairings …

Draco/Harry

Blaise/Draco

Blaise/Harry

Blaise/Theo

Tom/Harry

Triads/Multi

Rare Slash Pairs (including Blaise/Lee, Blaise/Colin, Blaise/Zacharias, Tom/Blaise, Theo/Piers, Theo/Regulus, Theo/Harry, Theo/Remus)

Some interesting tropes:

Thrown into Alternate Dimension

Time Travelling Involved

Severitus

Slytherin!Harry

Harry Didn’t Attend Hogwarts AU

I saw a post that said you’d run out of severitus/sevitus fics to read because you’ve read so many (and I’m thinking this is a bit of an older post) and I don’t know if you do recs but if you do could you maybe recommend some good severitus/sevitus fics please. 💕

Of course! I have many favorites, so here’s a couple of them in no particular order. I hope you enjoy!

Leo Inter Serpentes series by Aeternum (words in total: 745,652) Just one conversation between two eleven year old boys goes slightly differently, and the world changes. Just how much will be different with Harry being sorted into Slytherin, and how much will stay the same?

Growing Pains by Sensibly Tainted (words: 190k+) The summer after Sirius’ death: the abuse at the Dursley’s leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer.

Whelp I & Whelp II by jharad17 (words: 75k+ and 80k+) Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived?

Practicing Liars by lomonaaeren (words: 206,306) Harry found out that he was Snape’s son two years ago, and he’s carefully concealed it. But now Snape is his Defense teacher, and Draco Malfoy is up to something, and Dumbledore is dying, and the final battle is coming up, and everything is getting very, very complicated.

Burnt by lastcrazyhorn (words: 104,915) A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.

The Definition of Home series by oliver.snape (words: 77,829) Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape’s Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves.

Equilibrium by Twinheart (words: 74,846) When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions.

Family Night by Celebony (words: 33,312) As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he’ll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it.

Freaks Aren’t Allowed with sequel Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn (words: 43,477 and 12,742) After nearly freezing to death outside his relative’s home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn’t over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge’s problems aren’t limited to just frostbite.

Nobody Cared by etherian (words: 368,968) 11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. 

Slave Child by Kristen Hudson (words: 277,351) A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus.

Snape’s Invisible Friend by teacherbev (words: 61,408) Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn’t telling and no one can see him but Snape.

To Shape and Change by BlueOwl (words: 232,332) Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Walk the Shadows by jharad17 (words: 113k+) The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy’s son?

Secrets by Vorabiza (words: 395,365) Beginning with Draco’s unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry’s summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side.

Malfoy Flavor by Vorabiza (words: 199,299) Harry’s ready to banish the Golden Boy image and take charge of his life. Unfortunately for him, or fortunately, there are surprises in store for him.

Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 (words: 175k+) As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House.

A Year Like None Other by aspeninthesunlight (words: 790,169) A letter from home? A letter from family? Well, Harry Potter knows he has neither, but all the same, it starts with a letter from Surrey. Whatever the Durleys have to say, it can’t be anything good, so Harry’s determined to ignore it. But then, his evil schoolmate rival spots the letter and his slimy excuse for a teacher intercepts it and forces him to read it. And that sends Harry down a path he’d never have walked on his own.It will be a year of big changes, a year of great pain, and a year of confronting worst fears. It will be a year of surprising discoveries, of finding true strength, of finding out that first impressions of a person’s true colours do not always ring true. It will be a year of paradigm shifts.And from the most unexpected sources, Harry will have a chance to have that which he has never known: a home … and a family.

Hello. It's Kris the mun of blondbaka and I just wanted to say that I'm always excited to see another hardcore SNS fan<3 I think you and your blog are amazing and I was wondering if you knew of other SNS blogs I could follow? I just restarted my personal blog and I'm in need of more amazing blogs. Thank you for your time. Have an amazing day <3

Heeey sweetie!! Thank you so much for your kind words kfnskkdmsks ;____; I am in love with your rp blog ❤️

And of course!! Its my pleasure to introduce you some of my favorites sns blogs!!

@someone-who-is-there she is such a talented person, I have read all of her analysis, amazing ;___;

@it-started-over-sasunaru pretty sure you already know her!! She is a wonderful being and I am more than happy to have know her in the fandom💕

@imaginesasunaru her hc are a blessing aajcnjsjsnskz I love them so much @narusasunaruheadcanons SHE IS A CUTE CINNAMON ROLL OKAY I LOVE HER

@michonniez AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;3; (you get it)

@uchiha-sasubae she is such a cutie!! And her blog is A++++

@truebond well she is the best. I have nothing else to say XD

@twohalvesofawhole HER POSTS ARE SO FUNNY XDDDD

@sasuke-prevails I would never know why she gets so much hate… Like she is amazing and needs more love aksmsinshdjsm ;___;

@sasu-loves-naru MY FAV BLOG AAAAAAAAAAA

@bahare-uzuchiha she seems a bit down… give her all the love okay?💕💕

@thecurseofhatred A LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL THAT NEEDS TO BE PROTECT AT ALL COST ;3;

@sasunaruotp I was stalking her blog when I didn’t get an account XD I LOVE THEM JAIZMSKW

@notesofpaint LOVELY ARTIST LOVELY PERSON ✨

@snow124-art I am literally in love with every single art she had done, amazing artist 👌🏼

@imagine-narusasu SHE IS A CUTIE PIE I LOVE HER SO MUCH

@sasunarusasu4life her posts always make me laugh, thank you sweetie✨

@victuuri4ever A SUNSHINE, FOR REAL

@narutoandsasukearecanon AMAZING BEING ❤️ AMAZING FIC TOO AAAAAA YOU ARE PREFECT

@carrotcakebanditdoodles @carrotcakebandit her drawings are why I am still alive ;3;

@accumulated-hostility A BEAUTY FROM THE SKY, WE DONT DESERVE HER ;__;

@sasunaruiscannon a cute little pie ❤️

@lesbiangaara best defender of Naruto ;3; I am so glad about this

@ragginess I LOVE HER DOODLES THEY BRIGHT MY DAY THANK YOU SO MUCH ABOUT THIS

@usuratonteme A WONDERFUL DEFENDER OF OUR BOYS AND SUCH A SWEET PERSON ;3;

@yingxyanglove she is such a wonderful blogger, I love all her posts ;__;

@harububa and @hidingmai and @llkocoumll and @sesilet-nymphet @cubur amazing artists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH

@chubby-naruto SHE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL RAY OF SUNSHINE LIKE WOW WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE YOU

@fortheloveofnaruto I LOOOOOOOOVE HER

@konoha-no-narusasu THE SWEETPIE and the sweet posts XD

@killerkurama she is such an amazing analyst and I enjoy every moment I share with her @sasuke-and-naruto AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLZ FOLLOW HER AND GIVE HER A BEAR HUG ;3;

And also many blogs I have not talk to but I am stalking every day XD

@sasunarusoulmates @narusasuandmore @sasunaruyaoi @sasunaru-narusasu @sasukemabae @narusasu-lover @sasunaru-ereri @narusasulist @sasunaruismylife @narutosasukedoijn @sillybro @naruto-x-sasuke @bubblesaski@watanukisakuya @wuf @roro-chan-4ever @jasuwonderworld @ladykushina @dirtyplaygroundcosplay @ohsasnar @zoey-angel @prinzik @prinxe-puri @uchihahauzumaki @uchiha-psycho @tensos @sebas-chan-butler

Y'ALL NEED MORE LOVE AND APPRECIATION SJSJWKSKSK PLEASE FOLLOW THESE LITTLE ANGELS ;3;

@anon i alslo highly suggest these naruto fics if u havent read them already: 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/109484/chapters/151581

http://archiveofourown.org/works/390357

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1084115/chapters/2179921

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1103141 (this ones mostly abou itachi but w/e still good…still EXCELLENT)

also for giggles here’s the first naruto fanfiction i EVER read (10 years ago) complete with emo sasuke, paragraphs of clothing descriptions and it’s a song fic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1943570/1/Right-Kind-of-Wrong

do you have any sasunaru fic recs?

WELL, if this isn’t the question of the century huh. I can rec the same few that i repeatedly do and hope you haven’t read them before but it is slim god damn pickings for these boys 

my all time forever favorite re-read at least 8999 times fic, Baker’s Dozen- http://archiveofourown.org/works/135253

what isnt broken can still be fixed-http://archiveofourown.org/works/87075

in good company + the sequel (not finished but regularly updates and also murders my fucking ass) - http://archiveofourown.org/works/1084115/chapters/2179921

Baby Animals, Weddings, And Other Things Not Normally Associated With Uchiha Sasuke - http://archiveofourown.org/works/390357

an awkward position (this is actually about itachi and not really naruto and sasuke but its s good and also ace itachi rep w shark bf) http://archiveofourown.org/works/1103141

cultivate your hunger is an epilogue wound healer - http://archiveofourown.org/works/2589923

side note this is a fic i have been recced but have not yet read, so i have no idea if i will like it or if you will but its inosaku and sasnar http://archiveofourown.org/works/7933585

also the authors sowell (wrote T H I S W E S T E R N that i love) and brumalbreeze on ao3 have good stuff. Plus I always welcome u to feel free to stalk my ao3 bookmarks.. my username is cherryfizzies

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What happens when Sweet Pea is paired with Fangs Fogarty, his long time crush, for a chemistry assignment? 

Hey there! I’m SO SORRY for the late answer! I haven’t been around these days! And yes you ARE right there are very few out there and I, admin1 crave it.

There are two good smuts with bottom Chase on Adultfanfiction. It’s about the events of the Time After Time episode and divided in two parts When he was good and When he was bad, both written by musashden (I’m not sure if those were the ones you read)

There’s also a good oneshot named Punishment by SparklinBurgndy (aka RedLioness) where Chase spanks Jack for punishment and since he gave him so much pain there, they had to switch roles for sex, it’s very amusing.

Then there’s the fanfic Your Dream My Nightmare by Jewel1001, which Mpreg with Chase being the pregnant one and of course the mention of sex. There’s also this fanfic called Beautiful Darkness by intoxicatelove which features versatile Chack, it’s pretty good.

Now, if you can understand spanish, there’s a fanfic called Invirtiendo roles by Suriee where Chase is all embarrased about being bottom.

And finally, the fanfic Superstición (also writen by Suriee) has versatile Chack as well.

Chack needs more versatility tbh. If any of you are planning on writing a fanfic with bottom Chase, please let us now! <3

A middle school in Achille, Oklahoma is closed following violent threats by parents on social media against Maddie, a 12-year-old transgender student who identifies as female and used the girls’ bathroom.

Maddie had been using the staff bathroom at her old school but used the girls’ bathroom at the new school because she wasn’t sure where the staff bathroom was. She was then accused of peeping under a bathroom stall. Her mother said it was probably because she “leans very far forward to use the bathroom.”

Then the threats began on a private parents’ Facebook group for the school. The parents called Maddie “it” and “thing”, suggested that her genitalia be mutilated to make her female (“a good sharp knife will do the job real quick”). One said it was “hunting season on them kind” and said there was “no bag limit.”

Maddie’s mother Brandy Rose said she fears for her life: “These are adults making threats– I don’t understand it. She’s an awesome kid. To see any fear in her, I can’t explain how bad that hurts me for them to hurt her.”

KXII reports: “The sheriff said the mother filed a protective order against one parent but no other arrests have been made, however several agencies including the FBI are stepping in to see if any comments constitute a hate crime.”

See the screenshots:

Sorry to say this but if we have to think about whether or not threatening to cut a 12 year old child is a hate crime means there is no hope for us. What has this nation become when it’s citizens feel they have a right to threaten minorities with no fear of repercussion. The only ringing heard now is the death knell of freedom..

Savages…

Raijack Fic Recs

HELLO FELLOW RAIJACK SHIPPERS I COME BEARING FICS.

These are all oneshots, and most of them are from livejournal circa 2006-ish (with the exception of the last one). I didn’t really feel like wading through the mountains of crap on fanfiction.net ahaha someone braver than I will have to do that. All of these are rated T or lower and there’s no real warnings that apply to any of them. Sorry for the lack of smut but there’s enough fluff in some of these to give a carebear cavities so.

Also just a disclaimer, I didn’t write any of these (but the last one is set in one of my AUs so??? idk).

Paradoxical - Jack captures Rai and they have a chat.

In The Moment -  In the moment: that was all it was summed up to be.

Theme Song -  He had to wonder if he really did love Raimundo a little too much… enough to make them - as in a couple - a theme song anyway.

Ten O’Clock News - Jack watches the news.

Soda - Jack wakes up in the middle of the night and wants a soda.

Vampire!Jack and Rai thing - Jack is the worst vampire ever and Rai tries to help.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

I LOVE IT 😂.

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The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

Canada: 1-800-448-3000

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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A bakery is facing legal action because it refused to write anti-gay comments on a cake for a customer

The customer bringing the claim against Azucar Bakery in Denver, Colorado, says he was the victim of ‘religious discrimination’ because they wouldn’t adorn cakes with the words ‘God hates gays’, and draw a picture of two men holding hands with a red cross above it.

Owner Marjorie Silva called the requests of Bill Jack ‘discriminatory and hateful’ and refused to decorate the cakes, saying: ‘We never refuse service. We did feel that it was not right for us to write hateful words or pictures against human beings.’

She did, however, offer to make Mr Jack the cakes and sell him some icing so her could decorate them himself.

Mr Jack was not satisfied with this response, telling a local news station he was being ‘discriminated against by the bakery based on my creed’.

He has filed a complaint with the Department of Regulatory Agencies, which have now placed the bakery under investigation, and could refer the complaint to the Colorado Civil Rights Commission if they feel that Mr Jack was being discriminated against.

Mr Jack is the head of the Worldview Academy, an organisation that exists to help people ‘think and live in accord with a Biblical worldview’.

Since the incident Ms Silva has received praise and support from people throughout the world who have contacted her via email.

Imagine Somehow Draco's and Harry's Crew Actually Hung Out

Draco: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Blaise: ... I did. I broke it.

Draco: No. No, you didn’t. Ron?

Ron: Don’t look at me, look at Hermione.

Hermione: What?! I didn’t break it!

Ron: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Hermione: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Ron: Suspicious.

Hermione: No, it’s not!

Harry: Psst... If it matters, probably not… Pansy was the last one to use it.

Pansy: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Harry: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Pansy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Harry!

Blaise: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Draco.

Draco: No! Who broke it?!

Ron: *whispering* Well, Ginny's been awfully quiet this whole time.

Ginny: *death glare* oh reALLY

*Yelling ensues*

*Camera pans to Draco*

Draco: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Draco: Well, good. It was getting awfully chummy in here.

Scorpius: hey dad I'm home from school!

Draco: oh how was it? *reading a book*

Scorpius: oh well i became friends with this guy name albus pott-

Draco: *throws books, sprints towards Scorpius, hands on his shoulders* hOW

Scorpius: what-

Draco: hO w Di d yOu d O it? W hAt is y oUr s eCre t?