An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Bent Over And Moaning For More

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

they should make a skin picking that’s good for you

the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"

The perfect daughter