They Should Make A Skin Picking That’s Good For You

the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

if i see a character who seems happy with their life i assume they must be trans cause being trans is a joyous experience. if i see a character who doesn't seem happy with their life i assume they must be trans because like, i get it, life's tough on us sometimes. what i'm saying is that all characters are trans to me. this is a win/win situation.

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time