The Fattest Kitten At Work Hates Humans SO MUCH. He Doesn’t Want To Get Picked Up, He Doesn’t Want

my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

hop tuah. would a bunny say. is what a . a bunny would say hop tuah

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

its the first fucking scene of the whole 177 episodes show and they are already gazing into each other's eyes