Gimli, Who Went Through Standard Dwarf Education: "We'll Need To Be Careful To Elevate The Head And Monitor

Elrond: So you finally met Legolas, what did you think?

Maglor: ...........................Well, he's ............................................................................................certainly.................................................. cheerful ..............................................

Elrond: The very definition of it.

Maglor: Are you certain he's Orophers' grandson?

Everyone have a convivial Tuesday in April!

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up