Everyone Have A Convivial Tuesday In April!

Elendil : "what do the elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermelons?"

Oropher : "they called them dead. Because Fëanor killed them"

Oropher : "BURN...."

Celebrimbo's spirit : ....

Gil Galad :....

Elrond :.....

Thranduil :....

Isildur : ....

Gil Galad : "FOR GOD'S SAKE OROPHER-

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

Silmarillion Sexy Man Tournament

Have you ever wondered who REALLY is the sexiest guy in the Silmarillion? No? Well, start wondering.

The Silmarillion Sexy Man poll will be a bracket style competition to see who truly is the sexiest guy from Silm! Currently there are 48 contestants, listed below.

Finwë, Thingol, Fëanor, Fingolfin, Finarfin, Maedhrod, Maglor, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Fingon, Turgon, Finrod, Angrod, Aegnor, Glorfindel, Ecthelion, Beleg, Mablung, Eöl, Celeborn, Maeglin, Gwindor, Turin, Tuor, Eärendil, Voronwë, Sauron, Manwë, Melkor, Orome, Tulkas, Orodreth, Celebrimbor, Bëor, Androg, Ar-Pharazon, Elrond, Elros, Dior, Beren, Hurin, Huor, Isildur, Elendil, Eönwë, Mandos, and Ulmo

Don’t see your favorite blorbo on there? Don’t worry, I probably just forgot they existed. Shoot me an ask, and I will add them to the list! Polls will start likely in the next few days. Each character will randomly be paired up with another to ensure fairness, but popular characters may be paired up with eachother to give less popular characters a fair chance. This poll would be really boring if Maedhros and Sauron instantly won just for being popular.

Short FAQ:

Which characters can I nominate?

Anyone not on the list, as long as they feature mainly in The Silmarillion. For example, characters like Glorfindel is allowed since he plays a major role in the events of The Silmarillion, but Gandalf would not be allowed because he mainly features in LOTR, and this poll focuses on The Silmarillion.

Where are the women?

Don’t worry, women will get their seperate Silmarillion Sexy Woman Tournament after this one ends. I didn’t want to include them because they would just lose round one and that’s not fun for anyone.

wdym i can't hug that guy that hangs on that mountain on his one hand? he's just a little girl

Beren: I'm going to fight god.

Luthien: Not without me you're not.

"NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡"

"Your wife is hot."

"...THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY"

Gil-Galad: Have you... Slept recently?

Elrond, delirious: Why'd ya ask? Is it the clowns? Can you see them too?