Elrond: So You Finally Met Legolas, What Did You Think?

Aragorn: *Listening to the ground* Yes! That way!

Legolas: The wind whispers and the leaves tell me that our hunt is near.

Gimli: I have weird friends, but they're my friends and I wouldn't change them for the world.

Gimli: What is Aragorn doing?

Legolas: He was raised by Lord Elrond.

Gimli: You say that like that makes it make sense, but it doesn't.

tolkien fans: "omg you HAVE to read the silmarillion so you can know about my poor little baby blorbo finwenduwë"

the blorbo in question:

Gil-Galad: Have you... Slept recently?

Elrond, delirious: Why'd ya ask? Is it the clowns? Can you see them too?

Haleth: heavy is the chest that bears the tits, or however that saying goes.

Caranthir: ...not like that.

Sauron, watching someone run like a bat out of hell from Ungoliant: haha what a fucking idiot

Sauron:

Sauron: wait. that's my idiot!

Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!

Thor: Morning human

Clint: Good morning

Steve: Good Morning!

Bruce: good morning.

Natasha: Good morningg

Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.

Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.

Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.

wdym i can't hug that guy that hangs on that mountain on his one hand? he's just a little girl

Lúthien Tinúviel and Huan defeat Sauron at Tol-in-Gaurhoth

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