LOTR & HOBBIT TEXT POSTS

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noteffective008

2 weeks ago

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

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2 weeks ago

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1 week ago

wdym i can't hug that guy that hangs on that mountain on his one hand? he's just a little girl

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noteffective008

2 weeks ago

Aragorn: *Listening to the ground* Yes! That way!

Legolas: The wind whispers and the leaves tell me that our hunt is near.

Gimli: I have weird friends, but they're my friends and I wouldn't change them for the world.

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noteffective008

1 week ago

"NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡"

"Your wife is hot."

"...THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY"

Photo of part of a book page. Text reads:
He rose clumsily and bowed in dwarf-fashion, saying: ‘Yet more fair is the living land of Lórien, and the Lady Galadriel is above all the jewels that lie beneath the earth!"
There was a silence. At length Celeborn spoke again. 'I did not know that your plight was so evil,' he said. 'Let Gimli forget my harsh words: I spoke in the trouble of my heart. I will do what I can to aid you, each according to his wish and need, but especially that one of the little folk who bears the burden.'"

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2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

Gimli: What is Aragorn doing?

Legolas: He was raised by Lord Elrond.

Gimli: You say that like that makes it make sense, but it doesn't.

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noteffective008

2 weeks ago

Finrod the ✨💍Faithful ❤️❤️✨

Fingon the 🏹 🐎Valiant 🪽⚔️

Maedhros the... well... erm... he's kinda tall ig(?)

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noteffective008

1 week ago

They're the same picture.

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2 weeks ago

Nelyo: Eru Iluvatar is the Allfather. He lives in the skies and answers our every prayer.

Káno: Even mine?

Nelyo: Especially yours! ^⁠_⁠^

---- later ----

Káno: Sky daddy! Please hear me and give me a sweet baby brother like Findekáno!

Eru:...

Eru: My name is Iluvatar, not sky daddy.

Káno: potato, potáto.

Eru:... :⁠-⁠|

Eru: *Gives him Tyelko*

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