*day Three Of Me Making Trash Memes*

Easy Company Sleepover??

The chaos

Heffron: EYYY WHO’S STILL UP?

Toye: *squints* Well me now, dipshit

Guarnere: SHH I need at least 10 hours if I’m gonna look fresh tomorrow

Talbert: Ok, seriously everyone simmer down, let’s just sleep

No one:

Webster: …What’s the meaning of life?

Liebgott: cAn wE nOt??

Shifty: Guys pls be quiet or Captain Winters will hear us

Luz: Wait turn the lights on, I can’t find Malarkey!

Malarkey: I’m under the bed!

Skinny: What the actual f—

Muck: That looks so fun! *gets under bed*

Penkala: Midnight pillow fight! *hits Gordon*

Gordon: Ow! What the hell is in your pillowcase? Fuck, I’m bleeding!

Roe: *asleep*

Christenson: Shhh did you guys hear that?

Speirs (outside peeping in the window): be silent.

no i will not elaborate

Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (262/?)

Babe Heffron

Dec 01 2013: Babe's last jump

Beauty

Speirs: I've killed more people than I can count.

Speirs: Because I've killed a lot of people.

Speirs: Not because I can't count.

Speirs: It’s like Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala all share one brain cell.

Malarkey: *cant think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the brain cell*

Toye: Luz, put on some pants or at least some really high socks.

Luz: Really high socks it is, then!

Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!

Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!

Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

But I do love them

I'm sorry when did we start shipping Ronald Speirs and Lewis Nixon like was there a meeting y'all didn't tell me or what because shit I just keep seeing ronnix content out of no wear now and I want to know why like wtf