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Everyone, when hearing an incoming:

Meanwhile Speirs:

Band of brothers doodles (part 2) : Speirs

“ what the fuck, richard “

i hope this hasn’t been done before but it probably has

Lewis Nixon:

Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.

Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*

Winters: I don’t know either.

Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?

Perconte: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you

Muck: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you

Luz: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions

Lipton: Why is there blood everywhere? ? ! !

Speirs: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife .

Lipton: yoU STABBED SOMEONE! ! ?? ! ?

Speirs: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.

more easy company men as tumblr shit posts because this is my only hobby atm

no i will not elaborate

Webster: About a week ago, Lieb and I kissed .

Skinny: and?

Webster: . . .

Webster: I thought you'd be more surprised

Skinny: Oh sorry

Skinny: *in a shocked voiced* AND?

Winters: Are you okay and/or mentally stable?

Doc Roe: Sorry the person you are trying to reach can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep.

Winters: Doc, this is a verbal conversation.

Doc Roe: Beeeeeep.

Speirs: I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse

Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!

Web: I think you're over-thinking it.

Lieb: l think you're *under*thinkng it.

shifty: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

speirs: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed

shifty:

lipton: look what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot

stephen e ambrose when researching easy company for band of brothers:

spiers trying to explain why rumours are untrustworthy(?) through his weird extensive roman history knowledge that i honestly still don’t understand:

Toye: Luz, put on some pants or at least some really high socks.

Luz: Really high socks it is, then!

Doc Roe : Are you okay?

Babe: Yeah.

Doc Roe: Are you hurt?

Babe: No.

Doc Roe: *smacks him*

Doc Roe: Then what were you thinking

Winter: Lip, gather the others, we need to have another Luz-is-doing-somethlng-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-hlm-before-he-hurts-someone convention .

Babe: I lied to Gene. I told him I would leave hlm alone, but I will not.

Babe: I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support.

one of my favourite moments in band of brothers is when dicks just like nope ❤️ to sink’s orders

Babe, waking up at 12 am: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!

Babe, waking up at 9 am: IT’S STILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Webster: 👁👄👁

Liebgott: Webster, you arrogant slut.