Concept: Gender Reveal Parties For Non Binary/agender/fluid/secretive People Where Instead Of The Honoree

im paraphrasing here but the sequence of events from supplement 67 to 68 is just incredibly funny,

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

noooo orpheus don't look back :(

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

i may not be a girl anymore but eldest daughter trauma is forever

Neil Hilborn, “For Henry, Who Has Just Died”, The Future