does anyone have the original “quit your job” “why” “join my emo band” image
Wow, this really would’ve had me crying for at least ten full minutes two years and some odd months ago. Huh.
To wipe out half of the universe with the snap of his fingers
Oh wow yep I’m gay
Keira Knightley in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl’ (2003). x
RIP TO MY MAIN MAN PRINCE PHILLIP. BARTHOLOMEW’S ORGANS WERE NOT ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN YOU. DEATH IS CRUEL AND CAME FOR YOU FAR TOO SOON, MY DUKE.
prince phillips organs shutting down like cascading dominos while the doctors frantically stuff him full of replacements harvested from kidnapped street orphans
“I am not throwing away my shot,” said Alexander Hamilton who famously died because he threw away his shot in a duel against Aaron Burr
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and before the clowns show up:
the bullseye themed chain is a contender that rivals the Swedes’s; consider target
there are very few department stores in which you can have a comfortable overnight stay in. walmart technically is well supplied for a sleepover, but it’s actual interiority (the germs, messes, depressing tiled flooring, very warehouse-like arrangement) makes it hostile to the intimacy of a slumber party. ikea on the other hand? it’s like being in a series of miniature homes that have been stripped of walls and ceilings. the displays are segmented into rooms, but they’re still ensnared in a wider matrix of observable private spaces from wherever you’re standing. to have an ikea go from “a place to shop” to “a place to stay in” reveals the luxurious comfort of it’s delightfully cluttered landscape. those people who were stuck in that denmark ikea overnight are the only people on this earth who are getting raptured. the rest of us are going to hell.
my star sign is Oldest Daughter (w/ dad’s attitude) & my rising & moon or mercury or whateverthefuck are Younger Sister (my entire heart & greatest nemesis) & Baby Brother (mom’s favorite… deserved)
girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order