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Wow, this really would’ve had me crying for at least ten full minutes two years and some odd months ago. Huh.
To wipe out half of the universe with the snap of his fingers
Bucky: Punk!
Guess who got back from death, huh?
Steve: Lol, Bucky
But I'll be with Peggy, bye---
Bucky: YOU LIAR!
YOU SAID "I'LL BE WITH YOU 'TILL THE END OF THE LINE"!
Steve: Bucky, I love you, but---
Bucky: I WAS 'TILL THE END OF THE FUCKING LINE WITH YOU, AND YOU DO WHAT?!
YOU JUST DO LIKE "FUCK, BUCKY! I DON'T CARE!"
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING LIAR!
Steve: Sam, help me
Sam: You fucked up, man
Steve: Guys, no
Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 1:
Tony:
Peter:
Bruce:
Natasha:
Clint:
Thor:
Steve:
Bucky:
Sam:
Loki:
Scott: Don't you just hate that situation when you're picking up your bags from the airport, and everyone's luggage is better than yours?
Peter: A worst-case scenario
Tony: Sorry can’t relate
Sam: That’s because you’re in the best-case scenario
Avengers as stupid shit my friends have said
Clint: That’s not a watermelon, that’s a fetus!
Nat: You shoulda kicked him in the nuts
Tony: You know what I is!
Also Tony: I’m a vagina expert
Sam to Bucky: Too painful to date
Bruce: In space there’s always a bigger rock
Wanda: Troublesome gay
Peter when someone says don’t fail: I fail at everything
Shuri: And not get pushed off roofs by furries
Bucky: So last night I ditched my friends and made an accurate representation of my soul. Cold, hard, black, shiny stone. Also somewhat damaged and incomplete.
Scott: I can’t believe they landed on me having sex! I mean get a room!
Pepper: Thanks, I hate it
Steve: I’m American
Peter from the other room: I thought you were a lesbian!
Carol: Okay who here isn’t gay?
Hope: Thanks, wish you weren’t here
Vision: I’ve tested positive for gay
Loki (even though technically not an Avenger): I LOVE STABBING CHILDREN!!
Tchalla: I ripped it apart with my bare hands!
Thor, clueless: What’s a handjob?
Okay, this, but they actually propose to one another at the same time and it pisses them off so they get in a fight over "which one stole the other's moment"
lol I’m on a SamBucky high. Join me, fellow shippers.
The last bit was funny
Peter Parker’s Secret
Fandom: Avengers/Marvel Paring: Peter Parker x Stark!Reader Summary: Soooo I know I just wrote a Peter Parker fic…but I read all these imagines about a Stark!reader dating Spiderman and the Avengers find out and make fun of them for dating. BUT I wondered what would happen if things were turned around and if the Avengers didn’t know Peter was Spiderman, and are in shock because they thought the reader was just dating normal ol’ Peter Parker!
“So, when is Mr. Parker picking you up?” Steve asked eyeing you from the top of his coffee mug. “Is that question supposed to end with you cracking your knuckles? Because it sounds like that’s where you’re going,” you said shooting an equally skeptical look to the overprotective hero. “Cut her a break Steve,” Natasha said walking into the room with Sam. “You look cute Y/N.” “Oooh, is lover boy coming over today?” Sam teased. “No,” you said crossing your arms. You loved living with the Avengers, they had become like family. But you didn’t like your love life being Avengers business, they acted each date was some mission they were all studying for. And you dad was, of course, their leader. “'Lover’ is a word I never want to hear in reference to my daughter’s boyfriend.” your dad entered the room, nodding to his teammates. “Sorry Tony,” Sam said smirking. Tony glancing over at you, “honey are you sure you don’t want to bring a sweater …or maybe just a long trenchcoat. I heard it’s going to rain.” You looked down at your sundress and then at the cloudless blue sky outside. “I think I’ll be ok,” you said sarcastically. “What do we really know about this kid anyways?” Steve said, “He needs to be properly vetted.” “He’s not a supervillian or criminal mastermind Steve,” you said. But even as you rolled your eyes you felt a sense of anxiety behind your words. You knew full well Peter had abilities that were way beyond a regular human’s. “He’s just an ordinary teenage boy.” “Exactly my point.” “Actually now that Steve mentions it…I’m pretty good at interroga- I mean vetting people.” Natasha offers. “NO!” As if on cue FRIDAY announced Peter’s arrival and you threw a warning glance at everyone before the door opened. “H-Hey guys,” Peter said waving to everyone. “Mr. Parker,” Tony acknowledged, wearing his terrifying I-already-know-everything-you’re-going-to-do-and-I-don’t-approve face. “M-Mr. Stark,” Peter moved to shake your dad’s hand. It was odd seeing them interact. You knew that despite his current demeanor, your dad actually liked Peter. He knew everything about Peter- he knew he was Spiderman and he knew that at his core, Peter was a great kid. It’s one of the reasons he recruited him, and why Tony continued to keep his identity a secret from the Avengers and SHIELD- he had some respect for Peter. And yet from the moment yours and Peters friendship turned into something more, Tony couldn’t help but act like an overbearing father. “She needs to be home by 10pm. No later, or I’m sending the Iron Legion after you.” It wasn’t a completely empty threat as Tony did have Steve and Bucky spy on you on your first date. You gave a mumbled ‘yes sir’ and dragged Peter out the door. The moment you were out of the tower Peter stopped and pulled your face close to his. He kissed you deeply but gently, making your breath hitch in your throat. “I meant to tell you, you look beautiful today.” he said, giving you a smile that lit up his whole face.
“I’m just saying, there’s something off about that Parker kid.” Sam said glaring at you and Peter as you laughed from the couch. The two of you were forcing Vision and Wanda to watch Star Wars, and were dying listening to their commentary. “Why does that man wear a mask?” Vision asked of Darth Vader, “Is he asthmatic, or is his respiratory system impaired?” Steve looked at Sam out of the corner of his eye, “like there’s something he’s not telling us.” “Exactly! Plus I feel like there’s something familiar about him. In his voice maybe? Or the way he tries to swagger around. Little punk.” “He snuck into the Tower the other night, pretty beat up.” The boys jumped at the sudden appearance of Natasha, “I saw Y/N meet him, panicked. She patched him up and sent him on his way.” Steve and Sam looked at her with renewed interest, “whatever you want to do,” she said, “I’m in.” The three decided to follow Peter home that night. But they only got a few blocks from Avengers Tower before Peter made a sharp turn into a dark alley. “Ok, that’s not suspicious at all.” Sam said into their communication device. “Stay with him.” Steve warned. But when the three Avengers rounded the corner into the alley it was empty. Looking bewildered they peaked around dumpsters and checked doors to see if he slipped through one of them. But the only thing they found was a backpack, stuck between a brick wall and rusted fence. “Is that Peter’s?” Natasha asked. “More importantly what is it stuck with?” Sam said. Steve pulled at the white substance holding the backpack to the wall. “It’s like-like a web.” Steve looked up at his friends, backpack in hand and eyes wide. “NoO WAY!” Sam shouted. “It can’t be” Natasha said breathlessly.
“I”m telling ya’ll, this kid is this Spiderman!” Sam whispered harshly to Nat and Steve. They had all come back to the Tower after following Peter, unable to process what they saw. They couldn’t imagine how nervous, nerdy Peter Parker was the web-slinging, smack-talking hero they had faced in Berlin. This left them waiting to see if Peter came home with you from school, and debating how to reveal such a devastating secret. “More like Spider-boy. Kid probably doesn’t even know how to shave.” Nat said leaning across the kitchen island. “We have to tell Tony, he’s Y/N’s father. He deserves to know if she’s going to be swung around New York.” Sam insisted. “We can’t- we can’t say anything until we know for sure.” Steve said, “all we have is a backpack covered in webs-” Their conversation ended abruptly at the sound of your laughter. You and Peter walked into the kitchen, holding hands and giggling uncontrollably. “O-oh, Sorry!” Peter apologized. “Hey guys! Whatcha doing?” you asked, breaking from Peter to walk over to the the counter and grab an apple. “Planning a top secret mission?” Steve noticed Peter eye them at the sound of the word ‘mission.’ “Just taking bets on how long your dad is going to go before hacking into SHIELD again. He caught wind that they put new firewalls up.” Nat lied effortlessly. You shrugged and turned to go, “Come on Peter.” “Where are you two off to?” Steve asked not really wanting to leave you alone with Peter. He didn’t know what was going on, but he knew he didn’t trust him. “Homework.” Peter said “Y/N is barely making it through Chemistry-ow!” You elbowed him, “you said you wouldn’t tell anyone!” You looked at the group, “please don’t tell my dad. I’m trying, it’s just- my brain isn’t wired like his.” “Plus,” you added out of lighthearted spite, “Peter is failing Literature, so I’m not the only one who needs help.” Peter looked at you, mouth agape in mock offense. You stuck out your tongue at him. The two of you turned to leave and Sam got nervous. He had to do something. Without thinking he shouted “Hey Peter!” and threw the nearest item he could grab. Before he heard Sam call his name Peter sensed the item hurtling towards the two of you. Instinctively and without even looking Peter reached up and caught the item mid air. Everyone’s mouths dropped open in shock. Peter began to try and stutter out an explanation, his brown eyes wide with fear, but he couldn’t think of anything to say. His whole world was just exposed. “WHY DID YOU JUST THROW A KNIFE AT MY BOYFRIEND!?” Peter looked down and realized the item he was holding was a long kitchen knife, “What the hell dude?! Did you just try to kill me?” Peter exclaimed. Steve and Natahsa also stared at Sam, not knowing whether to be more in shock over Peter or the fact that Sam had accidentally (on purpose) thrown a knife at a random teenager. “I-It was the first thing I could grab!” Sam shouted in his defense, “We caught him in an alley last night-well found his backpack and wanted to prove that he was…well something! And I didn’t want you to leave without figuring it out so I just threw something!” his words ran together in a panic. “I was trying to prove he was Spiderman!” You stared at him in utter disbelief, “BUT WHAT IF HE WASN’T?!” you shouted. “Yeah, not my best plan…” “Oh my God! I’m going to kill you!” you lunged at Sam but Peter grabbed you, holding you back. “You better run man.”
Steve: Tony, stop it! Thor: /asked Loki to help with Halloween costumes/ Clint: You are an idiot!
@official-buckybarnes I gotta know how accurate this is
[The Avengers cooking skills]
Sam and Wanda: [master chef]
Bucky: [knows a few recipes]
Yelena: [can follow instructions on a box]
Carol: [made toast once]
Kate and Scott: [banned from the kitchen]
Hi, I would like some validation please.
Falling thru the flower field..
(Inspired by that one scene from Falcon and winter soldier)
THIS IS THE WHOLE SHOW IN ONE PICTURE
The first thing I saw was the Winter Falcon ship.
And then this.....
I'm sorry....
Sam: don't flirt with my sister
Bucky:
Bucky: ok i will flirt with you then
I found this gem at my local supermarket today, not sure if this is early or late promotional material or if it just happened to be there.
imagine. sam and bucky will have a really bad argument because bucky still acts extremely protective of him. sam thinks its because he didnt take the serum and bucky thinks hes weak. but its only because bucky loves him too much to see him suffer and he cant bear to lose him. classic fight whatever. BUT THEN bucky has a complete breakdown about how he hasnt felt this way since.... and he trails off but obviously he means steve and while Bucky spills all of this we just see sam's expression soften from anger into quiet understanding and then they silently hug or maybe kiss or smth idk who cares WHO CARES.
a fucking fact is bucky has ALWAYS seen captain america as more than captain america. to him steve and sam are just guys that he loves. just dudes he would die for. this bitch is one of the only men who has taken the time to really look beyond the shield so THERE.
slowly falling off my bobs burgers game by obsessing over sam and bucky. this is all you’ll hear from me for the next weeks. i will be thinking about falcon and the white wolf instead of working.
MARVELous
Avengers Infinity War
AVENGERS INFINITY WAR
finally gonna start uploading my marvel month pieces here! starting with falcon ☆
Fury: So Steve, it’s great that you brought this random guy with you and Natasha to my ultra-secret bunker that even Natasha didn’t know about, how do you know him again?
Steve: Sam and I met in a park last week and then I visited him at his job one time and then Natasha and I went to his house when we were fugitives and then we all broke into Fort Worth together
Steve: I also put Sam down as my next of kin in case I get horribly injured or anything. Just so you know
Fury: …
Steve: I’d also like for Sam to be an Avenger