Man Inflation's Hittin Hard

This is somehow both 8yo me and the reason 8yo me slept in bathtubs fighting for my life three nights straight after my dad forced my sleep paralysis having self to watch M Night Shamalan’s 2002 film, Signs, for the first time

The X-Files (1996)

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my star sign is Oldest Daughter (w/ dad’s attitude) & my rising & moon or mercury or whateverthefuck are Younger Sister (my entire heart & greatest nemesis) & Baby Brother (mom’s favorite… deserved)

girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order

and before the clowns show up:

You ever just... yell about #avengers: endgame??

halloween is coming. Animation done with ink

ML fanfic concept

Chat Noir, telepathically: hey bugaboo I have some bad news and some good news

Ladybug: hey chat how are you in my head

Chat: I'll get to that- so bad news, hawkmoth knows who I am

Chat: good news though, I know who he is

Chat: bad news, he has my miraculous

Chat: good news, I have his!

Ladybug: ... Chat where are you

Dude same

my concerning but (mostly) harmless coping mechanism for when I’m sad is to watch Free Willy and Blackfish back to back

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

YOU hate Christopher Columbus.