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This is somehow both 8yo me and the reason 8yo me slept in bathtubs fighting for my life three nights straight after my dad forced my sleep paralysis having self to watch M Night Shamalan’s 2002 film, Signs, for the first time
The X-Files (1996)
Pleated-Jeans assembled a collection of 28 photos of wonderfully funny, strange or otherwise unexpected signs found posted at zoos. These are our favorites. Click here to view them all.
And please, help the fish finally quit smoking:
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The Sohmas (Fruits Basket) as Birthstones based on the month corresponding with their cursed member of the Chinese zodiac:
I decided to make this because to me “Fruits Basket” was the “Steven Universe” for me before I even watched the latter show. Tohru is kind of like Steven in a way, healing lost broken things/people with their kindness and loving nature. Tohru even has a dead mother and lives with 3 other people. That’s pretty much it though.
One reason why I’m doing this is because I wanted to make a “Steven Universe” version of this anime since anime is definitely smiled upon in that show. So in my headcanon the show in that universe will be called Fruit Salad (call me out if you can think of a better title). Instead of turning into animals when stressed or hugged by the opposite sex, they will turn into their true form as aliens from another galaxy. So there’s no need to worry them being naked when they change back. That’s pretty much all I got for now considering it’s just a headcanon of an anime within a cartoon show.
So here’s the list so far.
Hatsuharu – Garnet (Gem Placement: nose, forehead, chest, left hand, or right hand)
Kisa – Amethyst (Gem Placement: stomach or back)
Momiji – Aquamarine (Gem Placement: chest, stomach, or back)
Hatori – Diamond (Gem Placement: one of his eyes, forehead, or back)
Ayame - Emerald (Gem Placement: chest, neck, tongue, or uvula)
Isuzu – Pearl (Gem Placement: chest or nose)
Hiro – Ruby (Gem Placement: forehead or neck)
Ritsu – Peridot (Gem Placement: stomach or back)
Kureno – Sapphire (Gem Placement: stomach)
Shigure – Opal (Gem Placement: forehead or neck)
Kagura – Topaz (Gem Placement: chest, right hand, or left hand)
Yuki – Turquoise (Gem Placement: forehead)
Kyo – Bloodstone (because of his beads for is bracelet were from bones and some were dipped with blood. Not to mention that it was a stand-in for the March birthstone. This is one of the closest months to February, the month of the Tiger. Tiger being a feline that should be quite fitting for the unofficial year of the cat) (Gem Placement: Nose, chest, right hand, or left hand)
Akito - Serpentine (SNEOPLE!) (Gem Placement: forehead)
This are not set in stone (pun intended). This is just a basis for what their gems need to be to fit with their cursed years. If you want to help find a gem that truly fits them and still corresponds with their animal month. Here’s something to help. Just search the stones for their following signs (except for Kyo and Akito. They’re the rebels).
Hatsuharu – Capricorn
Kisa – Aquarius
Momiji – Pisces
Hatori – Aries
Ayame - Taurus
Isuzu – Gemini
Hiro – Cancer
Ritsu – Leo
Kureno – Virgo
Shigure – Libra
Kagura – Scorpio
Yuki – Sagittarius
Just to be clear I’m going by their cursed dates, not birthdates (if I was there would have been 4 rubies and 2 garnets). Be free to help decide where all their gem placements should be. Just keep in my mind that “gem placements = personality influence” is the unspoken canon of the Steven Universe show.
Thank you for reading and have a blessed day.
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Astro Convo 2
(Based on a real conversation)
Cancer: Yo what if we were living in a simulation? What if none of this was actually real? What if animals were supposed to be the ‘humans’ of the world but there was a glitch in the system and they were too lazy to fix it? What if the moon was a hologram? What if Donald Trump was trying to let Hillary win but then he realized he could be the most famous person so he betrayed her to become president in the end? What if everything like Wendy Williams fainting and Britney Spears going crazy was just a way from distracting us from real problems? What if-- Gemini: You need to stop watching Shane Dawson.
Signs as childhood TV shows
Aries: Barney
Taurus: Wow Wow Wubzy
Gemini: Caillou
Cancer: Max & Ruby
Leo: Lazytown
Virgo: Sesame Street
Libra: Dora The Explorer
Scorpio: Powerpuff Girls
Sagittarius: Oswald
Capricorn: The Backyardigans
Aquarius: Tomas the Train
Pisces: Teletubbies
~Baby.Hermit