Shine Normal Like A Plain Rock

Birds are literally reptiles

they're boiling me in oil tomorrow and the day after as well

being delightful

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

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woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

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woah mama you suck

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bitch

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wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

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say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

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woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

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this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

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BEEP

it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

wait did something happen to Jesus

i cant wait to be 31 to have sex

A Car (ka-er) was a primitive type of civilian hardsuit that saw widespread use on the planet Earth (disambuguation in footnotes) through the early 19th - late 22nd centuries, primarily for the purpose of transporting lesbians across large distances so they could gather for ritual purposes.

We infected your weed cigarette with little poison bugs that crawl in you and you smoked ittt 😛