Minecraft Monsters Are So Fucking Funny Weve Got

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

i feel like me and apple jack have been getting closer lately. today she was selling apples and i bought one and ate it while standing and looking at her. she said do you need something but i got acared and took a big bite and started choking in front of her. someone else saved me but she looked at me twice while they wwre doing it

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

prawncess... princess prawn

being delightful

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

it's piss everywhere monday

while the modern "vigilante" is often considered feral, the notion that they can't be fully domesticated is not true. vigilantes used to be extremely useful farm and village pets, completing various errands ('adventures') and carrying out justice for the peasants. with the implementation of the modern justice system they were replaced by the much lower quality "cop" breed of law enforcers (a popularized mixed breed of palace guards and the common European goon). before their breeding was explicitly outlawed, the vigilante was a carefully maintained and highly standardized class of hero, so with the vast documentation of their breed standards there have been numerous studies able to replicate the breed and implement it back into living alongside human families with great success

Wooly aphids are super underrated imo.. just look at these little guys!! They’re like tiny fluffy fairies :>>>

They really are! Absolutely precious lil friends

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈