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chewing on a mango slice rn #lies

it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

i miss everyone

i dont think a record should ever cost fifty dollars. i dont think anything should cost that much. well except for the fifty dollar diamond which os the most important and expensive thing in all the land. and it can be yours to have sex with

the main character of dawson's creek was a magical boy named dawson skreek by the way #90s

how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

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if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……